How do I become like Conan

Help me IST I love Conan and I want to look like him what do I need to do?

  1. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    >take pic of self
    >send it to the SD threads on IST
    >ask to be drawn Frazetta style
    >get turned into a hot dog instead

    I don't know.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      SD?

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        Stable diffusion

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        San Diego

  2. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Leave the city and live in the mountains for the rest of your life

  3. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Have square cut black mane
    Have eyes that burn with blue fire
    Have steely thews
    Move with the easy poise of a great tiger
    Catch every woman's eye
    BY KROM when surprised

  4. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Conan fights a lot of black people.

  5. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Push the wheel of pain for years

  6. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Too bad the actor who played Conan never wrote any books on the subject of bodybuilding.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      If only…

  7. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    >How do I become like...
    >Conan
    >Tom Hardy from WARRIOR
    >Brad Pitt from FIGHT CLUB
    >Super Saiyan Goku
    TV and movies are not real life, you people are straight delusional. Some dude on here yesterday was trying to be like a Dragon Ball Z warrior--it's like, dude, they are cartoon characters drawn with non-existent muscles, third eyes, green skin... It's not real.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Conan, Tom Hardy and Brad Pitt are real though
      Well, Arnold Conan was real. The actual Conan from the books and most art isn't.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        >are real
        >what are hyperspecific, highly curated diet and exercise routines tailored to the individual combined with lighting, editing, camera tricks to glean a certain image for film
        Yeah, it's "real" in the sense that you are looking at actual human beings; it's not "real" in that...bro, it's obviously not real wtf planet are you on

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      I'm trans by the way I don't know if this hels

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      You're missing the point.

  8. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    don't have to imagine the smell when the artists paints it right in

  9. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Have you read the books? You just need to do what Conan does: Climbing, riding, ruck runs, swimming, boxing/wrestling, strongman feats of strength.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      This OP you really gotta read the books to know. Conan is basically if a space marine was a pirate king. He's not afraid to die.

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