How do I bulk 4000 calories a day for cheap as a college student?

How do I bulk 4000 calories a day for cheap as a college student? I'm 6'4 so don't say "muh 4000 too much" either

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  1. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    whatever 2-3 cheap meals get you to around 2k and then 3L of milk a day on top of it

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      1000% this, I went from 155 to 190 by doing this in around 3-4 months (I'm 6'2"). Be warned though, you need to be going to the gym religiously to do this. You should be going minimum 4 days a week doing hard workouts, otherwise you're gonna end up as a fat frick with a lard ass.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Actually this. Whole milk is one of the best foods for bulking. One glass is damn near 300 calories.

  2. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    One of my favorite poorgay bulking meals was 200 grams of peanuts and a 400g can of bulgarian yogurt. That's an easy 1400 kcal right there.

  3. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    potatoes and protein powder

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Protein powder is fricking stupid if you're a bulking poorgay. You can get 8-10 kilos of pork for the price of 1 kg of protein powder.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Yeah, but then you'd have to eat pork

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Yeah and that's great. What are you a israelite or a sand Black person?

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            I get headaches from pork, why?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        You still get int total more protein from the protein powder

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          There's anywhere from 2 to 2.8 kg of protein in 10kg of pork depending on the cut, you fricking cretin. Even assuming OP gets only 20g or protein per 100g of pork, that's still 2 kg of total protein, which is more than twice as much as he'd get from a 1kg tub of whey. Also, there are far more calories, which is what someone on a bulk needs.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        I am vegetarian

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >pork
          >100% haram

          homosexuals.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >pork
        >100% haram

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Protein powder and potstoes are both shit for bulking

      https://i.imgur.com/5fyCyYd.png

      How do I bulk 4000 calories a day for cheap as a college student? I'm 6'4 so don't say "muh 4000 too much" either

      Eat pasta with meat and drink milk

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >potatoes
      >have the lowest cals for the price and weight of any carbsource
      what did he mean by this?

  4. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I want her to leg lock me into her warm c**t while I frick her and bury my face in her musty roidpits

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Me too man. Me too

      le balding varbie

      Still hot

      There's the succubus of stank.

      >tfw you can’t handle the stank

      If I find girls like her and leanbeefpatty attractive, what does that say about me?

      Bald b***h is hot, meg isn’t.

      That you have low self-esteem.

      >tfw attracted to landwhales

      i want her to pump steamy logs down my throat

      That’s gross
      Yeah OP, idc about your moronic question.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >that's gross
        it's peanut butter. it's fricking excellent what planet are you on fella

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Id like a log od strawberry cake please.

  5. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Buy pounds of ground beef and chicken breast, a gallon chocolate milk, low carb ice creams, peanut butter, frozen vegetables, and eggs. Replace only when you run out. You will spend <$250-300 a month easily

  6. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    whole milk is obviously the answer.

  7. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    i always ran very well with self-made pizza. its 1000kcals for ~1.50€. you can go a lot cheaper just eating cheap nuts and drinking oil tho.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Big english Breakfast. peanut butter toast with eggs on top, bacon hash browns sausages.

      scobbies bulking bars, peanut butter, honey, oats milk powder (and I like to add whey as well)

      Mince and pasta

  8. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    le balding varbie

  9. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Just buy basic stuff and make shit from scratch, no goyslop.
    Invest in some spices.

  10. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Pasta. DO NOT drink a bunch of milk. It will just make you fat. Rookie mistake.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >nutrient and protein-dense milk will make you fat
      >empty carbs won't
      The frick?

  11. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Get an instant pot or pressure cooker and start cooking dried beans and rice. A cup of rice, cup of beans, few tablespoons of oil and spices is like 1500 calories and under a dollar. A few glasses of milk and some peanut butter and you're over 2k calories and 100g protein. Plus it's enough fiber your shits will be glorious once your gut flora adapt. Then add on pork/whole chicken/eggs, spinach, broccoli, and onions and you're pretty set.

  12. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Gomad unironically

  13. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    1 cup uncooked rice + 2 lbs of ground beef is about 4k calories and less than 8 dollars.

  14. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Pasta and Rice
    do as your ancestors did and eat grains for they're the powerhouse behind civilization

  15. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Same height and kcal requirement here. I eat 6 meals of 150g rice. No spices or anything. For half of the meals, I make some protein like eggs or cottage cheese. It's incredibly cheap but I do tend to eat some other things sometimes to not get deficient. I think potatoes would be even better nutrient wise, but they're more expensive and harder to eat loads of.
    Make sure you eat basmati rice from india tho. Most other rice is from china and its filled with toxins, which isnt that big of a deal unless you eat so much of it.

  16. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    milk peanut butter/peanuts pasta. also put oil on everything you eat

  17. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Imagine bulking ever. It's not your skinniness, it's your POSTURE. You should do compound lifts, absolutely. But you do not need to gain weight. Just eat, man. You have an appetite for a reason.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >Imagine bulking ever.
      >But you do not need to gain weight. Just eat, man. You have an appetite for a reason.

      What the FRICK are you talking about?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      damn your special ed lets you go on the internet?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      If we ate based on appetite we'd lose weight very fast. Eating on a set schedule and pushing through the pain is the only way to actually gain.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        If I ate based on appetite |I would gain weight very quickly

  18. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    There's the succubus of stank.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      grease succubus

  19. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    dairy is your friend, like when you make scrambled eggs, add cream to the eggs when you beat them and cook them in a pan that you make bacon in, and add butter to the pan to mix witht he bacon fat and just keep going with that. Every dish you make a cream pan sauce, use lots of butter and for snacks hit up the classic PB&J.

  20. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    sauce?

  21. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    rice, beans, oatmeal, lentils, eggs, pasta, sardines, chicken, ice cream, milkshakes, fast food

  22. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    The secret to calories is fat.

  23. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    > 4k
    It is way too fricking much. But if you're really into it, a lot of bread, rice, pasta.
    And proper bread, not that 50% sugar shit a lot of Americans eat.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      1 cup of peanuts is 800 calories
      dry rice & beans are the most filling meals you can buy
      ground beef & chicken thighs are the cheapest meat you can buy
      whole milk is the best way to drink calories
      pb & j is the highest calorie snack

      shut up manlet

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >But if you're really into it, a lot of bread, rice, pasta.
      That's just carbs and gluten

  24. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    If I find girls like her and leanbeefpatty attractive, what does that say about me?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      That you have low self-esteem.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Yes but does that really change what I find attractive?

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Yes, there is research that concluded that men with high levels of stress hormones prefered fatter women.

  25. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Peanuts.

  26. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I did it with 3500 cal as college student for a few weeks
    >pancakes with buttermilk as breakfast, one large bowl of dough
    Flour 1kg cost around 90 cent and buttermilk around 60 cent with a single egg. Mix it 1:1 in a large bowl and you have enough.
    >1l of milk, maybe 2l with 4000 cal
    Cost around 94 cent per litre
    >tons of noodle or rice

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      *you have enough for two days with 500g flour

  27. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Add more oil/fats to everything you cook. Fat is the macronutrient with the highest calorie content so eating more fats can help you to easily hit caloric requirements.

  28. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    go to hotels that have continental breakfast. very few actually check if you have a room there. just walk in when other guests are coming in/out and pretend your on the phone. also make sure you acknowledge the person at the desk with a smile. the food is not the best but if you to hilton's embassy suites, for example, they have made to order omelets. if you live in a city with many hotels you can get a free meal almost every day.

  29. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    rice is like $20 for 80,000 calories if you buy 50 lb bags

  30. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Monkey chow

  31. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Olive oild, milk, oats

  32. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Rice, milk, butter and oils

  33. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Home made peanutbutter/coconut butter cups. 300 calories each, but working with chocolate is messy af.

    https://minimalistbaker.com/5-ingredient-chocolate-coconut-butter-cups/#wprm-recipe-container-34585

  34. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    How low metabolism do you have to be that 4000 calories is bulking? I'm cutting on 4000 calories at 210 pounds.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >T.troony or powershitter
      No, you post body

  35. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    i want her to pump steamy logs down my throat

  36. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    peanut butter

  37. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Pasta and peanuts

  38. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Been blending heavy cream and vanilla ice cream together at bed time ez 2kcal

  39. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >How do I bulk 4000 calories a day for cheap as a college student
    2 gallons of milk per day with an iron supplement. Raw, organic, and grass fed are better but they'll jack the price up.
    Eggs are also good and cheap

  40. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    how to get gf to look like this? she used to be skinny, had one kid, gained 100 pounds, is taking weight loss meds, but won't workout and won't lose anymore weight

    i told her to start lifting, squats, lunges, etc, but she just wants to do cardio......

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      she wont get there unless she does some heavy lifting and takes Anavar

  41. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    N U T S

    N U T S

    EAT MORE

    N U T S

    They are LITERALLY energy warehouses for growing plants.

    You can even grind them up and put them in your cereal. I have an mmmm big bowl of cocoa and mixed nuts for breakfast every day. Whole milk, cereals, and N U T S. Start the day off right with 1500 calories of N U T S.

    I'm NUTTY for NUTS.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      post mortar and pestle

  42. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    4000 is too much, unless you also work manual labor for 8 hours a day

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