How do I cope with the fact that there's no single woman on this planet that meets the following 3 criteria:

How do I cope with the fact that there's no single woman on this planet that meets the following 3 criteria:
1) Enjoys going to the gym
2) Sufficiently attractive
3) Single

  1. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    money and wit

  2. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    oops my gf doesn't meet the 3rd one sorry about that haha ;^)

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      haha hehe, now that i laughed here’s my rebuttal since we out partake’in jokes & shit.
      *ahem* No woman has all 6
      1.Edges
      2.A fuck not to give
      3.make a bro nut just off neck
      4.ready to stfu somedays
      5. Fatass & nice chest
      6.ride without being on knees

      bonus: Not petty

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        Very Funny Mr. Misogynistic.

        Well No man has all 6

        1. ready to commit
        2. pure intentions
        3. can make you orgasm
        4. big dick and better stroke
        5. healthy relationship with his father
        6. done being a hoe

        bonus: Condoms.

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          Mr Misogynistic was my father just call me Racist

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          i hate women

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          the funny thing is i am all 6.

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          literally me

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          >ready to commit
          >pure intentions
          This is the biggest fucking lie women tell themselves. Women choose shit men, plain as

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          Have all of these. Whores just won't settle because you get spoiled by the fact someone with a beautiful face who's not a retard will fuck you (amazingly) so you think "huh, well hang on I'm only 25 and I'm landing this, let me consider my suitors for a bit, see if I can't find an influencer celebrity millionaire to rescue me from having purpose."

          And then you end up with a rich liberal city pussy boy who cheats on you and wastes your viable last 5 years.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        https://i.imgur.com/68IqIvz.jpg

        Very Funny Mr. Misogynistic.

        Well No man has all 6

        1. ready to commit
        2. pure intentions
        3. can make you orgasm
        4. big dick and better stroke
        5. healthy relationship with his father
        6. done being a hoe

        bonus: Condoms.

        ??

  3. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Why would you want to have anything whatsoever in common with your gal. You should actually seek to find a women that is the complete opposite of you so you never have to be with her (except during sex)

  4. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    me gf was that, best person ever then all of a sudden went ''I hate everything you say and do'' eventhough she came onto me originally and wanted to date me originally and copied everything I did LMAO, then blocked me on everything and when I asked went ''because I dont like you'' stupid bitch, no man she gets with will be better than me, shell come crawling back

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Bro she doesn't sound like she's worth 2 cents, just move on.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        I am attempting to, man you wouldn't know the half of it why did I ever stick up with that hag, 27f and 21m, fellas dont ever date a bitch with any abuse issues, man today she drove to mine to pick up a parcel that was delivered here that was hers that she ordered before she left, came to the door and gave her the earrings she left and her boots (she asked for boots over text) and the first thing she says is ''WHERES THE PARCEL?!'' and I hand her the other stuff because I only have 2 fucking hands then give her the stupid thing and then she says thanks, leaves then proceeds to block me on everything lol. She didn't even look me in the eyes once

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          >27f and 21m
          That's the reddest of flags my guy.

          Disconnect everything you have from her.

          Don't let her leave her shit at your place, don't let her have things delivered at your place, cut her off 100% from your life, she's only going to bring you down.

          No, at best you can choose two of the three.

          Dunno man, I've seen plenty of gym bunnies who are single.

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            >Dunno man, I've seen plenty of gym bunnies who are single.
            And how did you know they were single?

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            I have, this was the last thing, I have no reason to interact with that thing ever again. She looked like shit today as well, parked all wonky in my drive, couldn't even look at me and had such a shit attitude, I was sad she was gone before today as well, no more though.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >me gf was that, best person ever then all of a sudden went ''I hate everything you say and do'' eventhough she came onto me originally and wanted to date me originally and copied everything I did LMAO, then blocked me on everything and when I asked went ''because I dont like you'' stupid bitch, no man she gets with will be better than me, shell come crawling back

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah, that's the exact story of my ex-wife too. Fuck it, glad she's gone, how seemingly nice and how much she "liked me" at first really blinded you to how absolutely awful she'd become over time. One she was gone and the divorce had been over a while, and all the depression shit was gone, I had a clear head and realized I didn't even like this person and that she'd done nothing but make me miserable for a long time.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        thank fuck it didn't go to that, she said to me she wanted to marry me, wanted my babies, said she looks up to me and has never loved me like this before, wondered how I was so perfect and then I get dropped on my head and then things get progressively worse, ignoring me, cant be in the same room as me, needs constant time alone and away from me, dislikes me, I literally cannot do anything right, get told I'm controlling, get told I'm manipulative, get told I'm not independent enough fuuuuuuuuuck me

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          Yeah, that's the exact story of my ex-wife too. Fuck it, glad she's gone, how seemingly nice and how much she "liked me" at first really blinded you to how absolutely awful she'd become over time. One she was gone and the divorce had been over a while, and all the depression shit was gone, I had a clear head and realized I didn't even like this person and that she'd done nothing but make me miserable for a long time.

          Why does this always happen. I'm actually in the process of getting a nice gym qt that has been all over me and seems legit obsessed. But once we get together I know she will slowly turn and start trying to change things about me. I don't mind improving certain areas, but it just seems this is far too common... How do you fix this?

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            nah bro you got it wrong, if you a bitch shell test you and try to bend you then blame you for not being the same dude and then leave you, OR you wont bend like me and then shell bend to mimic your personality and pretend to like your interests and be the gf you want her to be, then shell leave you once she cba with the act, think of it like this, they reel you in then turn on you, basically sirens, in the words of the wise dr dre, bitches really aint shit but hoes and tricks, stay safe buddeh.

            • 1 week ago
              Anonymous

              dont forget to nut on her face and fuck her as many times as possible so you permanently stain her soul, she can leave you and hate you but she can never scrub the nuts from her lmao, leave your mark for the next dude.

            • 1 week ago
              Anonymous

              but how can you counteract the leaving part? I think not caring and telling her to fuck off would make her stay. Some women do last a lifetime, or at least they used to...

              dont forget to nut on her face and fuck her as many times as possible so you permanently stain her soul, she can leave you and hate you but she can never scrub the nuts from her lmao, leave your mark for the next dude.

              kek for sure, but I just want to be done and settle down finally

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                you cant, I honestly think youd have to do a slight amount of manipulation to get her to stay, they do mind games on you so you probably have to do stuff back, be more physically attractive and know your worth, never get complacent, maybe occasionally flirt with strangers if shes getting bored of you, dunno man, first relationship I've had so you might know way more than me

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                tbh I dunno if its ever possible to get one to stick around, maybe putting a kid in her might, make her redirect her hate toward you, puts more dependancy on you, see, I think women only like men when they gotta lean on them, if you make bank and have a kid shell be less likely to leave cos theres stuff at stake, but man its a minefield, you'd have thought she was my fucking soulmate lmao and look how that turned out haha, this is why I'm fucking a milf now no strings attached

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                > if she leaves she gets support for 18yrs
                Yeah no don’t fuck with that not worth it

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          Divorced guy here, man bro, you are describing my situation to a tee. I could regurgitate everything you just said as my own situation with my ex. I think I was just very ignorant to put up with things as long as I did, because I didn't know better (was my first GF, early 20's, relationship went on for 12 years, was legit BAD by half way through that but I was Stockholm Syndrome'd by then). Just ge glad she's gone now man. I hate to overdo the borderline personality schtick but apparently these are all the hallmarks of that. Therapist I saw after it was over was pretty sure that was what her problem was too; but who knows. This is literally exactly what my situation was. My ex literally was CRAZY for me when we met, to the point where I turned her down (didn't want a GF at the time) and she pursued me for 3 months after till I gave her a chance. I could do no wrong and everything about my goofy weeb ass was amazing to her. Then after the first year or so the chipping away began, by the second half everything I did l, said, my sense of humor, my interests, everything was as you described, and she was NEVER happy in life; with her job, where we'd live, what she did or didn't have, with our friends or her co-workers or family, whatever. And as I literally got better (finished school, got a good job, got into great shape, etc) she just got more critical and deprecating. And of course, it ended with her cheating. Bro, be glad she's gone now is all.

          [...]
          Why does this always happen. I'm actually in the process of getting a nice gym qt that has been all over me and seems legit obsessed. But once we get together I know she will slowly turn and start trying to change things about me. I don't mind improving certain areas, but it just seems this is far too common... How do you fix this?

          And to this bro, I hope you actually heed my warning.

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            jesus christ, this is like an alternate reality version of myself where it drags on, thank fuck I'm out then, I couldn't do it anyway, how did you survive 12 years of that? when I came back from my parents before she left the atmosphere in the house was so fucking bad I actually wanted to for the first time legitimately break down, I didn't but told her she had to go but she was already packing shit anyway, man fuck that. funnily enough I actually said to her a week before if she had BPD and she got so ass blasted oh my god, eventhough shes said I probably have adhd, ocd and tism which maybe but she made me feel way worse about myself than I think was actually noticeable, would also say shit like ''yknow other girls do this and do that and blah blah blah youve had an easy time for your first relationship haha'' or words to that effect, almost gives me goosebumps to reflect on that. 12 years fucking hell though

  5. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Tons of women are like that dude what are you even saying right now

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      No, at best you can choose two of the three.

  6. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    jack off haha

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      That will surely compensate for lack of companionship and physical affection, h-haha.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        S-surely a lovedoll is capable providing all that haha, women are all feminists and brainwashed nowdays anyway h-haha

  7. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    My wife does all the three, except we do home gym together.

    Stop believing gnomish propaganda and join a church who take the Bible serious

  8. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    How do I cope with the fact that there's no single woman on this planet that meets the following 3 criteria:
    1) Unvaccinated
    2) Sufficiently attractive
    3) Virgin

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      theres no single woman thats just #3

  9. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Massive cope. Sure, they're probably not interested in YOU but they're definitely out there.

  10. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >wife enjoys going to Spin classes
    >is very attractive
    >is mine
    Only problem is she doesn't want to lift heavy and doesn't want to go to spin classes right now because the Gays go to the classes and she's worried about monkey pox

  11. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    There are plenty of women meeting this criteria
    Although probably none of them meets
    4) wants to have sex with you

  12. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Have you tried talking to women?

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Yes, why?

  13. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Why would a girl, who takes care of herself and is attractive, just wait around for some lardmaxxer?
    You find a girl who already has a bf and you demonstrate more value than he does.

  14. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    So it's all hopeless, huh?

  15. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Remember anons: behind every "scorned" woman is a trail of men that she looked over and are tired of her shit.

  16. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Just imagine how shit you'd feel when you find one and let her slip away

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