How do I enter this mode?

How do I enter this mode?

  1. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Kill your friend in a DUI

  2. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    commit a federal crime

  3. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Cocaine into anus 5x

  4. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Literally me

  5. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Did you see the movie?

    He does burpees and squats with another inmate in his shoulders.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      I'm not strong enough to do that yet.

  6. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    >What kind of training did you do to bulk up and have that very muscled and toned look as a convict?
    I learnt this one very tough exercise after meeting some ex-cons. It’s called a prison burpee, where you do a burpee, then a push-up while bringing your knee to your chest, then your other knee on the next push-up, and then you jump up before going back down and repeating the same thing. I’ve never done a tougher exercise than that. It’s brutal!

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Those are called "Navy Seals" not Prison Burpees, your homeboy might be a bit stupid but the real thing is where you just do the regular ass burpee but at the top position you hit your abs lightly to keep them awake so they are ready to take a punch, abs tab > squat > hinge to position > push up > get up, repeat. The Prison Burpee, no jumps. Crossfit Burpee is the jumpy shit.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        Tap not tab, fucking auto-correct.

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          be in shape 20-30 and then be 35-40 ish still gymcelling and prob hours of body weight stuff but with middle age paunch starting to creep in and have with a decently thick norwood 2.5. probably smokes a lot of

          >tabs
          actually

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        You better shut the fuck up wood and know who got the keys to the yard.

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          Slow down man, we're all gonna crank out 14 sets of 88 reps...

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      He could be cast as Vercingetorix if Rome got a prequel

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        shit forgot pic

  7. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    500 prison burpees a day, three cups of coffee a day, be white, you aren't? Sucks you'll never be him. Also forgot to say you need to love tuna, noodles, rice and beans as well as eggs and apples.

  8. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    I kinda liked that movie

  9. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Do literally any exercise routine daily and get your diet under control. Nothing special.

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