How do I explain to IST that the guy on the left would destroy the guy on the right in a fight?
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How do I explain to IST that the guy on the left would destroy the guy on the right in a fight?
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no
We know and we dont care.
everyone here already knows that. Roiding is moronic
The guy on the right can destroy my ass whenever he wants, look at what a manly hot beast that is
Imagine looking like Henry Cavill goddamn. Life would be so different.
17-8 record lmao. Was never even good enough to be in bellator, let alone UFC
IST already knows. It's just that some of them don't care.
>17-8 record
He started at like 40 years old. That's not a bad record.
>17-8 record lmao. Was never even good enough to be in bellator, let alone UFC
Yes. So what? He would beat the shit out OP's gay homosexuals guys
As a professional fighter, I can't fricking stand when those who've never competed shit on someone's fighting record.
You know what 17-8 means?
Years of pain, discipline, & sacrifice.
25 times overcoming the screaming fear & doubt that keeps the huge majority of others living as a shadow of their potential.
Competing against another monster, who even at the local/regional level, would massacre 95% of the populace in individual, hand to hand combat.
And really learning what you are made of, win or lose.
Cringe reddit spacing.
>t. Has more losses than wins on his record
Cry more lol
Cringe spacing but good post.
so gayposting... is that what all the kids are into these days?
like 20% of zoomers are lgbt i don’t think they’re just bullshitting
It's a trend. Of course its nonsense
I'd doubt that, but I live in eastern europe (obviously not nearly as gay as the west) and some kid at the park told me that two girls were kissing at school because they're bisexual, and I freaked out, back in my time they'd have been expelled and put to shame and their families would move to other neighborhoods
Being a gay in eastern Europe was always looked down, but you're exaggerating.
No, it really would be a scandal two decades ago.
Homosexually is gaining momentum too fast.
90% of that is straight virgin girls pretending to be boys because they're afraid of their first kiss
t. has zoomer cousins
the bawds are normal the nerd girls pretend to be boys to get indie boys
first time on IST?
Can I frick you in the ass?
How do I explain to IST that the guy on picrel would destroy both of gay OP's guys in a fight?
picrel
>Just got heemed by a middleweight
have you seen that middleweight? and middleweights still walk around 200+ lbs. Weight discrepancies matter less the higher up you guy. 200lbs is enough to knock anyone out. Brock Lesnar isn't going to be manhandled by hafthor just because hafthor weighs 150lbs more
>Brock Lesnar isn't going to be manhandled by hafthor
kek, yes the frick he would
There’s a video on Halfthors channel of him getting manhandled by 230lbs Gordon Ryan
No he wouldn’t.
where can i pay to get railed by that?
Saudi Arabia. Ask the Imam in a mosque, preferably in one of the holy cities. I hear they set you up with guys like this.
What if Cbum lands a nut punch first?
You can't. IST is moronic.
What if the guy on the right had a gun? What if hulk hogan showed up?
Hulk Hogan would negotiate a peaceful solution.
He's a nice guy
Neither are black or israeli i think, so they would both be free from the wrath, fury and power of Hulkamania brothers.
Idk, how would you explain a swimmer winning a swimming competition against a tennis player?
Underrated. Different people have different goals.
>A trained fighter fights better than a trained weightlifter
>A trained high jumper jumps higher than a trained mma fighter or weightlifter
>A trained weightlifter lifts more than a mma fighter or high jumper
>a trained marathon runner runs further than all the above
/fitiots/ find this amazing and shocking
Crossfitters would have you believe that crossfitters outdo all of the above.
fight is the only that matters, gaygity gays
Then you are a complete failure for not being the best fighter alive
They wouldn't be in the same weight class though?
If the dyel mma guy got all muscular would he fight better or worse?
Probably worse. Too much muscle can impact mobility
Reminder
no, the truly shocking thing is a dyel like on the left would be a better fighter without any training than the bodybuilder. all that muscle makes your punches slower and it makes your cardio really really bad
>all that muscle makes your punches slower
you gotta stop thinking movies are real
It's partly true, they have a high maximum strength, but they lack speed and explosiveness.
>Weight lifters lack explosiveness
Are you for real right now?
yes
Okay when you are as roided out as cbum and you have more muscle mass than your skeletal structure is meant to handle this is actually true. Theres a reason we need roids to be that muscular, just like with being obese our bodies arent meant to handle that degree of size.
> all that muscle makes your punches slower
lmao
>all that muscle makes your punches slower
Yeah it also increases your hitbox kek
Real life isn't a video game.
u ever seen a bodybuilder train? they dont give a frick about speed, how do you think the extra weight on your entire body and arms affects your punching speed? would it make it faster ? HMMMM
>they dont give a frick about speed
yes because they don't train it for their sport, they're not slow because of their muscles, their slow because why would they not be. That being said, you do realise that sprinters and fighters take steroids and try to build muscle. The only time fighters avoid putting on muscle is to duck under a weight class to fight other competition under the same handicap. If you cloned any fighter and made them fight against themselves but roided, the roided one would win every time not even close.
>how do you think the extra weight on your entire body and arms affects your punching speed?
by making it faster??? Bones. fat and skin add weight but don't produce motion, Muscles produce motion, having a higher muscle to non-muscle ratio ofcouse increases speed. Muscular tissue are the only tissue that carries their weight and then some.
this is why you should never listen to anything written on this dogshit website. i have become so much slower since i gained lots of muscle mass over the last 2 years. im much stronger but also slower and way less agile.
Dude, that's like saying a bigger engine makes your car slower because it weighs more
>gets in real fight with no rules or referees
>gets grabbed and choked out
>ugly israelitefro gets stomped concave as a parting shot
nice meme chud
>implying anyone untrained has a chance against even a common blue belt on the ground, let alone a professional fighter
Lmao I’ve been there before. New jacked guy in the mma gym. Good the first 30 seconds but basically drowning after that
No
But they do gas easier
not really true but not wrong either. muscles use a ton of oxygen and a guy with 'excessive' hypertrophy wouldn't last long in an extended bout
if muscles made such a huge difference, why are UFC fighters often so lean? why don't the people in thailand who spend their whole life in a muay thai camp do anything more than calisthenics?
Weight classes exist for a reason. I could easily beat that dyel on the left, shut the frick up. That skinny moron can only beat other dyel morons like him
he would take you down and have his way with you. you would be begging for mercy within 30 seconds, im 100% serious
you’re fricking hilarious dude. i fought some MMA c**t once, looked like the left guy but a bit more mass. deflected one punch onto my nose, but from that moment I overpowered him with ease. got him on the ground and he couldn’t move anymore. dude gives mma classes, fricking pathetic.
wow cool story anon, you're really tough and cool.
thank you. i am indeed very cool and that experience fueled my ego and motivated me to get even stronger. after that took up some boxing classes so i could win if it’s not just a seething manlet
luckily my country is civilized and we solve fights with fists
>motivated me to get even stronger.
>after that took up some boxing classes
Oh nice that actually is pretty cool. Keep it up, anon. Do be careful around people, though, and stay safe. Anyone can have a weapon.
>tries it in real life
>gets stabbed
You sound full of shit, Now tell us how it went for real
after he gave up i fricked your mother
How are you gonna beat him up if you can't evade his punches? He's gonna knock you out with his first punch probably.
>evade
Just tank 'em!
>Just tank a professional fighter's punches with your jaw bro
lol, lmao even
>Chase Hooper
>knocking anyone out
With that being said,
is probably just baiting.
lmao'ing at this guy for thinking, if weight classes didn't exist, fat morons with no fighting experience would be winning anything ever.
weight classes exist because they matter between two people who BOTH KNOW how to fight.
Butterbean would stomp everyone
>i'm 6'2 bro dont make me kick your a-ACK
>tfw killed by manlet hit squad
Still better than being killed by a woman
>try to pick a fight
>his little brother knocks you out
>How do I explain to IST that the guy on the left would destroy the guy on the right in a fight?
There is a reason for weight classes in sports but keep coping.
homosexual.
AHAHAHA yea RIGHT, that skinny twig on the left vs the guy on the RIGHT??? The guy on the right is WAY bigger! He'd fricking kill the kid on the left. Frick you on about lol.
Of course OP can neither fight nor lift and never touched a woman but whatever
>how do you explain that a mid tier chess player can beat the smartest mathematicians out there who dont play chess regularly
A true chad doesn't fight, but forms brotherhood with his enemies. Muscles are for sexual appeal, arguments are settled with words, and physical altercations are avoided by not surrounding yourself with degeneracy.
>man touches your wife’s ass
>”brother, please don’t do that again.”
>wife knew already but now confirmed in her head that her husband is a little b***h who won’t protect her honor by beating up the shitbag
imagine getting married
imagine living in a nation where the women have been allowed to become so loose and terrible that the men can no longer even conceptualize a happy successful relationship with them.
I don't have to imagine
>Men cannot be happy with bawds
I am not following you anon. What are you trying to say?
A good wife doesn't care for carousing.
Well done, anon, crimes and war are no more! I guess we can just never worry about defending ourselves now that we are chads.
Pooper would get killed you moron. glass chin and dyel even for a featherweight. Stands 0 chance against the guy on the right.
Ah yes another small-muscled MMA fighter cope thread
Weight classes exist for a reason dumbass
You don't, I fought a dude on vacation who was about 50 lbs less than me and a MMA fighter and all I did was pick him up and slam him down in the ground repeatedly and the fight was over. Weight classes exist for a reason
thank god he told you he was an mma fighter, that makes it a better story
Usually MMA homosexuals can't help but walk around and tell everyone they do MMA.
>i do MMA = i am an MMA fighter
you sound really stupid right now
>Spot the MMA gay
I lift weights. I am a weight lifter.
Yup, you aren't a powerlifter or a strongman or a Crossfit competitor. You just lift weights, like that guy just trains MMA.
>How do I explain to IST that not all people who do athletics are meatheads?
Some of us don't spend their time memorizing stereotypes
What kind of 80 IQ third world inhabitant are you that thinks about fights? Normal people don't fight.
>I hate ni- ACK
That guy has no concept of the word Black person.
He's from a world where being black doesn't mean being a victim.
>7 rounds of piping hot .45 Anti Colored Person stop him in his tracks
Nice try Black person
Off cycle here
>I hate ni- ACK- ers
>the guy who trains for fighting would destroy a guy who doesn't train for fighting
Any more incredible revelations you might wanna bless us with?
Normally I would say it’s obvious the fighter would win but this is a silly scenario where cBum utilizes roid rage and slam the kids head into the ground with his 250 or however many lbs of off season weight, it wouldn’t even be funny
I might also add the only people who make these threads are skinny DYELs who convince themselves they would win in a fight against a larger guy they know whom they are jealous of. They convinced themselves they can fight better because they are “faster and more agile” than their muscled opponent, and have, at most, hit a punching bag a few times
Literally no. Any of you homosexuals ever fought someone? Weight is a pretty big fricking factor in fights.
>muh technique
There is no magic ''technique'' that's gonna put your opponent to sleep with the drop of a hat. I don't think you guys know how martial arts work. Punches are punches, MMA fighters just throw them with better form and more strategically, and for grappling, you pretty much have no chance against someone who weights 50-100 lbs more than you with high amount of muscle mass. Shit like punching power, speed, reaction time, eye to hand coordination is mostly genetic. Cbum could lose if just maybe if he never thrown a single punch in his life. When considering a man of that caliber, I don't think it's possible that he never been in any fights. So no, cbum even has a slight upper hand here.
>There is no magic ''technique'' that's gonna put your opponent to sleep with the drop of a hat.
This is literally what punching someone in the head does.
>punching power, speed, reaction time, eye to hand coordination is mostly genetic
LMAO this is the stupidest thing I've ever heard in my life. I guess we should tell the tennis players and artists they don't need to train or learn anything ever since their hand-eye coordination is just genetics.
This post screams "let me tell you how fighting works even though I've never fought or trained fighting before." I hate when morons who have never punched a bag before tell you how punching works.
>LMAO this is the stupidest thing I've ever heard in my life.
You have no idea what you are talking about. Just search if the stuff I said is ''mostly'' genetic or not. You can increase them slightly to some level and that level is determined by your genetics.
>who have never punched a bag before
lmaoing @ ur life
you think punching bags is an accomplisment, I don't think you never punched someone on the street ever in your life.
>This is literally what punching someone in the head does.
You don't punch someone on the head. That will break your own hand, you should aim for the chin and the nose. Like I said, you have no idea what you are talking about.
>the chin and the nose aren't part of the head
lol I was wondering if you'd try to "correct" me with some moronic nonsense so you could feel really smart. so predictable.
>all the other moronic babbling
if you think hand-eye coordination can't be significantly changed with training (e.g. all of the training done by any professional sports players or artists), you are straight-up delusional.
thanks for confirming you don't train fighting and you don't know how to fight. you don't have to respond again; I really don't care what your opinion on punching is if it's not something you spend any time training or practicing. I seriously don't even know why you're in this thread, so strange.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dunning%E2%80%93Kruger_effect
You cannot develop hand-eye coordination after a certain age. It's genetic and also develops through childhood.
https://healthyliving.azcentral.com/ball-games-disabled-children-4237.html
Just call me delusional and post dunning kruger effect lmao
wrong link
https://healthyliving.azcentral.com/development-hand-eye-coordination-12682.html
Instead of posting a blog by "Joelle" can you post an actual source like a scientific study for your scientific claim which goes against common sense?
I posted a article that proves my claim. I don't care if you don't believe it for some bullshit reason like the person is named Joelle or some shit. Learning a technique is different. And fighters do learn better form, not eye to hand coordination. Whatever man, let's say you can completly devolop eye to hand coordination after a certain age with training(which you can't). What about speed, punching power? You cannot deny that shit is mostly genetic. Anyway, the point of this thread is, a 150 lbs fighter isn't gonna take down a 250 lbs mass monster in a street fight. No matter how much he trained. I'm not against training or anything lmao obviously it's very important and it has it's benefits but THAT is just not gonna happen.
>I posted a article that proves my claim
No you didn't lmao you posted a blog by Joelle that just says "children learn hand-eye coordination." In fact, it even contradicts you.
>Hand-eye coordination develops in children naturally over time and can be improved with practice.
How can one person be so delusional? What is your motivation?
>what about speed
Yes you become faster by exercising. This is why every Olympic sprinter exercises by sprinting lol.
>In fact, it even contradicts you.
I literally said you cannot develop hand to eye coordination after a certain age you moron. Once you are past childhood you can't develop hand to eye coordination, also it's a article.
>This is why every Olympic sprinter exercises by sprinting lol.
Punching speed, PUNCHING SPEED. I said it's mostly genetic, and genetics determine if a fighter is gonna have speed.
>Yes you become faster by exercising.
kek, you improve cardio, you don't BECOME faster, you don't punch faster.
>plugs her ears and screeches "i'm not listening" then repeats her previous nonsensical argument
you might be genuinely brain damaged, sis.
>no one has ever become faster by practicing being fast
You are delusional.
>i literally said...
What you are claiming has nothing to do with the blog post you linked, which literally says "you can improve your hand-eye coordination with practice" while you are saying "you cannot develop hand-eye coordination after an age I refuse to say due to my lack of making a coherent argument."
You re the Black person who made the blackpill thread and got utterly btfo'd.
>but but i said x is true so it must be
no it isnt
>but the science
it changes every 10 year so its fake and gay
>genetics
aint real
>Punching speed, PUNCHING SPEED. I said it's mostly genetic, and genetics determine if a fighter is gonna have speed.
>kek, you improve cardio, you don't BECOME faster, you don't punch faster.
Pppppfffff wtf is this.
You absolutely can train to be faster.
If your cardio improves, that entails you are punching faster. Cardio is the ability for your body to pump blood to muscle tissue, thereby energizing it. You are telling me getting energy to your muscles more efficiently does not improve speed?
People punch slower as they get tired, so clearly if you improve your cardio, you will not get tired and in consequence you will punch faster.
People can get leaner. You are telling me that if someone get's leaner, and shaves off extra weight, they wont get faster?
Strength. You can get stronger. Strength is by definition the ability to exert force. You are telling me that if I got stronger, the extra force would not translate into additional speed?
This is all just the basics. A lot of speed training in striking is building up reflexes, which is a matter of training your nervous system. And clearly, people can learn reflexes (like they do when playing musical instruments, or typing on a computer).
You can do anything you set your mind to. Never say never, anon. I don't care what some moron has to say, the human has unlimited potential.
>You don't punch someone on the head. That will break your own hand, you should aim for the chin and the nose. Like I said, you have no idea what you are talking about.
you ont punch full force but with enough to frick them badly or just train your hands daily and be able to
>You have no idea what you are talking about. Just search if the stuff I said is ''mostly'' genetic or not. You can increase them slightly to some level and that level is determined by your genetics.
they say its genetics till they get proved wrong.
>anon doesn't know what a "head" is
ESL or alien?
>mma fighters
>form
How do I explain to IST that the guy doing upperbody brolifts would destroy the guy doing the squats/deadlifts?
Checked. I’ve never seen a guy with no legs lose a fight (internet sample size of 2)
why not just kick him in the head? I'm guessing you're not allowed to stomp on someone's head in MMA but having to fight someone like that is already moronic.
Hes perpetually a downed opponent, no head kicks or knees. Stupid fight imo it's pretty whack
who in their right mind would agree to fight a literal half-man? it's a lose-lose situation.
Win and you'd be known as the man who wom vs a man with no legs, WOW such a great fighter.
Lose and you'd be the laughing stock of the entire town even long after your demise.
A pokémon with two legs will still have to fight a geodude if the battle calls for it.
nobody actually gives a frick about anything 10 seconds after it happens. i would kick that fricking Black person meatball clear across the ring and high five brian shaw on my way out.
in mma maybe. in street fight probably not
write a movie script in which the guy on the left gets superhero powers and the guy on the right is the villain. that's pretty much the only scenario in which your absurd fantasy would be believable.
I don't know who is the guy on the left, but skinny guys like picrel will rape all your villains.
>is black
>would rape
checks out
>pereira enters
nothing personal, miúdo
naw bro even Mike Tyson wouldn't defeat someone who weighed 100 more pounds than hi- ACK
>The best boxer in the world beat a guy bigger than him, therefore size is meaningless in a fight
The mental state of fit dyel manlets who dont even train to fight
Just like all fat shit IST virgins spouting how otter body is better than muscular for getting laid
>therefore size is meaningless in a fight
Who are you quoting? Why are you so angry at your strawman?
Holy shit, good share anon. I can't comprehend the toughness of Ribalta, how the hell did he take that punishment and not spontaneously implode!? I wouldn't have a head left if Tyson hit me like that.
I know right, just look at the way Tyson moves. Scary.
Jesus christ.
Incredible Match and Heart, from both fighters.
Kudos to Iron Mike for acknowledging Ribalta.
Also, Tyson is unfairly forgotten for his Class and good sportsmanship.
Boxing today is a joke.
Hey moron do you understand the concept of weight classes?
Yes, and that has nothing to do with the OP, because that's separating people who know how to fight.
YOU CAN'T. NO ONE HERE REALLY TRAINS IN ANYTHING. THEY DON'T LOOK LIKE THE LEFT OR RIGHT.
i know dudes who look like the left without training. beanstalk mode isn't hard just don't eat lmao.
I ALREADY SAID I BELIEVE YOU RABBI. WTF MORE DO YOU WANT? A DONATION TO THE ADL?
Cum Genius, is that you?
"Surely my superior speed with lead to victory" itt
There is no point in telling the morons here anything. I'm a pretty strong guy and I get my ass handed to me by old men and a couple women in judo weekly.
Absolutely not, the guy on the left sucks absolute garbage.
The other guy would just sit on him and make him feel like in hs all over again
Chase got fricked up by basic boxing his last fight so id say no
Good jiu jitsy by still nah
The guy on the right has never thrown a real punch in his life.
I doubt that guy is stronger than The Mountain.
He wouldn't. You'd have to post video evidence of anorexic dudes decimating dudes with much more mass than them. You're delusional. You can even post anorexic dudes decimating fat dudes with even a moderate amount of muscle ....you won't be able to find any. this is why combat sports require equalized weight standards. You are biased thinking its possible because you never seen that anorexic dude take one someone with muscle because they're in a different weight class and have NEVER fought.
>anorexic
Why are you talking about anorexia...?
when someone is that big you just kick their knee one or twice and it breaks
Imagine the gay sex.
I can't get into fighting because the real techniques like these are just too fricking gay...
Or maybe these aren't "real" techniques when you think about it. Even in ancient times people could potentially have a knife on them, so the practicality in a real altercation isn't necessarily there.
Actually now that I think about it, without rules you could put your fingers in a man's eyes or tear off his dick if he tries to grapple you. The more I think about it the more grappling tech just seem like shit fighting disciplines. They have little to no practical usage if anything goes and largely just involve rubbing your naked body over other men. Shit is gay as frick.
Yeah use a gun
Well no, that's not what I mean. Even without guns it not practical. It genuinely just a sport where men rub against each other while nearly naked.
That should've been what you meant. Fighting is gay and inefficient. The quicker the kill the better
>Fighting is gay and inefficient.
A lot of striking and throwing disciplines clearly have uses. The altercation won't be prolonged irl though.
There is no such thing as "fighting fair" when your life really is on the line. I agree with you, Anon. Put in a position to defend yourself, you're going to use everything you can, which negates grappling techniques and other niceties.
>grappling techniques
>other niceties
When I rip your ears off and take your eyes out that’s grappling mate. When I drop you on your head on the concrete that’s grappling too
Do you even know what "grappling" means? If you look up the definition in a fricking dictionary you'll find out that it is REALLY relevant in fights where "your life really is on the line."
What a fricking moron lmao.
I don't see the uses. Any decent mugger or dangerous would go for a surprise attack or attack in packs. The best you can do is be aware of your surroundings and stay armed. Don't go to stupid/risky areas
>Any decent...
If people behaved logically or consistently the world would have no problems.
Maybe he shouldn't be there and you don't have your gun today, but you can always punch his chin. Grabbing his ass would be a bad idea though...
Well if your argument is "what if I forgot my gun" then that sounds like a personal problem.
>I can't get into fighting because the real techniques like these are just too fricking gay...
Then just watch boxing/kick boxing and ignore gay ufc shit. Like they even wear tight undies in ufc. So gay.
> your fingers in a man's eyes or tear off his dick if he tries to grapple you
This kind of thing turns out to be hard to pull off, and the best way to practice these moves to begin with is by doing grappling. So your point "training grappling is pointless because I will just poke him in the eye" is wrong because the grappler is actually better at poking you in the eye than you are (because you don't train grappling).
He needs both hands to start grappling and isn't going to be able to go for the dick straight up. You don't need to be super experienced to just fricking grab or kick his dick or prick his eyes when he gets too close.
Its a shit fighting style that relies heavily on formal rules for viability.
Unbelievable how untrue that is
I sure hope you didn't waste years of your life practicing literal competitive homosexual foreplay pretending it was a real fighting style.
>You don't need to be super experienced to just fricking grab or kick his dick or prick his eyes when he gets too close.
I know you don't train, because you think this would be easy to do.
>Its a shit fighting style that relies heavily on formal rules for viability.
It really doesn't. The only reason there are rules in MMA is because some moves to permanent damage (eye pokes, groin strikes, strikes to the back of the head).
But it isn't like there are some martial arts dojos out there where they are poking each other in the eye every day training. No one does that in training because, again, it does permanent damage. The closest approximation you can get to training to eye poke is training to jab. Guess who trains jabs a lot? The martial arts you are saying would lose to someone who can eye poke!
A wrestler who trains wrestling exclusively will kick you in the dick so much faster and harder than you would.
I know you haven't been in a real fight in your whole life because you're talking about dojos and shit like that. I suggest you drop the grab ass if you want people to take you seriously.
I have never been to a dojo. I used it as an example of a ridiculous place that someone like you would imagine you need to visit.
>I was only pretending to be moronic
just like how you only pretend to be gay, or maybe you're pretending you just enjoy the craft of feeling up other men and its totally not gay
I don't care but the point is you are gay
But the whole point of the posts you're critiquing is that there is no need to go to a dojo or any other place that has formalized fighting rules.
Ah good point. Yeah I messed up there.
I had in my mind the goofy kung fu and krav maga schools that that supposedly teach all the brutal techniques like eye pokes (they don't). But his point was that you don't even need to go to a goofy bullshit martial arts school to learn bullshit techniques like eye pokes. You can just do it on the spot easily with no prior practice.
>easily
The fact that you think it's easy shows a lot about your level of experience. Also, getting poked in the eye doesn't end a fight if lives are on the line.
there is literally a guy posted in this thread who trains at a dojo where they ripped out both his legs.
>"grappling" is a shit fighting style
You realize that grappling is literally any moment when two men are in contact with each other, right? Everything you are describing is "grappling." You are so delusional/ignorant of the subject you're discussing it's crazy.
>formal rules
wtf are you talking about? there are no rules to "grappling" because it's not a martial art. are you talking about BJJ??
The guy on the right destroys every pussy when he enters the room. They scurry to the bathroom to apply a pad because they're dripping too much.
Most (real) females think he's gross.
That's false though, because he has face. Every chick would be all over a guy who looks like this, the sort of mid-30s mature look to him.
Oh yeah sorry he's a handsome guy for sure. I just mean in OP's picture, that sort of physique is gross to women.
Cbum during his off season, where he's big but still has a decent BF% is quite attractive to women. His face and frame really do him wonders
This is the equivalent of a plastic bimbo which men typically don't like.
>“yeah but I get pussy though“
>continues to be turned into a bloody puddle
Also since when is validation from women more important than the eternal warrior spirit?
The only bloody puddle would be the twink next to him in the OP. Literally impossible for him to lose. He started off lifting weights for football it's not like he's not functional.
>t. has never fought his entire life
The only difference would be that Cbums trenned up heart would explode at the slightest choke
>Also since when is validation from women more important than the eternal warrior spirit?
roidtrannies literally cannot grasp the concept
He's pure gay sex.
bait
But what if they had battle axes. Like what even is the point of mma when we are extended phenotype tool users?
>the guy on the left would destroy the guy on the right in a fight
Lol
What do each train for?
1 trains to be a good fighter
1 trains to pack on mass and look good
What a stupid hot take anon. Great bait tho, 8/10 you got a lot of (You)'s being a homosexual moron, so keep it up!
Fighting is imperative for a man. No excuses.
Homosapien vs roidtroony
chase hooper is the worst mma fighter in human history. right would murdery him
>worst mma fighter in human history
That's just flat-out a lie. Did he beat you up or something?
https://www.sherdog.com/fighter/Chase-Hooper-249301
dude fights like a soggy noodle
post MMA record
You don't, just give up, people are generally dumb as frick. You can go around showing cbum's picture to people telling them he's a lifetime natty and everyone will believe it in an instant
right kills left
he tries to twist him around he'll find he's too weak
twig arm jab vs thick neck? nothing happens
tries to wrestle, laughs at him while little kid struggles his hardest with hands linked around legs
being able to fight wouldn't overcome this difference
If the guy on the right has at least 2 months of good training in any discipline, he wins hard. There's easily a 30kg+ difference between these two and you can't make that up with just skill
See
Those aren't UFC/MMA rules you fricking moron. If a bigger guy gets you to the ground you are dead. You are going to die. Your life is over
Just stab hem,
weapons make martial art useless
>le ufc/mma rules
>if you are on the ground your life is over you are literally dead!
Those arent ufc/mma rules you moron.
Smaller guys who knew jujitsu submitted plenty of bigger opponents back in the early days when the big guys didn't know how to grapple.
>kickboxing
>you cant grab/tackle/mount opponent
gay
>you cant grab
Well you can actually.
>you cant mount
Why would you? That is literally gay.
do you know why weight class exists in MMA ?
You realize if Chris grabbed hold of him it’s over right? At a certain point skill doesn’t matter strength could easily snap his arm or do whatever he wants
This. If you weigh double your opponent and have way stronger tendons and muscles there's no chance.
Are none of you homosexuals old enough to remember the early days of mma before there were weight classes? The gracies were destroying monsters. Good times.
There are still open weightclass brackets in bjj tournaments. Marcello Garcia was the last big name that comes to mind that basically destroyed guys 40 lbs heavier than him
If I have learned anything it is that anyone who looks muscular can be stomped out of existence.
This particular fighter is absolute trash at striking, he's just some low t bjj dude
So you are telling a trained professional fighter can beat up some one who doesn't train for fighting? Imagine my shock.
Holy frick shut the frick up already. Martial arts gays are the most feminine, insecure homosexuals in the fitness world.
Why is it that the only other group you ever target with your copes is bodybuilders? Why do you never post about how you could beat up swimmers or shot putters? It would make the same amount of sense.
Could it be jealousy? Did a bodybuilder frick your girlfriend?
Because swimmers and shot putters don't spam this board with declarations of how tough they are, obviously. Bodybuilders need reality checks.
There is not a single bodybuilder on this shithole website and no one spams about being tough other than martial arts homosexuals.
If you perceive anything posted here as acting tough then you probably have some sort of complex.
Wow, everything you said is wrong. Impressive.
cope
Cope with what?
For a board full of meatheads you would think more than just a few of you morons would understand that it's over the second right gets his hands on left
The guy on the left would do EVERYTHING HE COULD to NOT get hit, at all, by the guy on the right.
And, eventually, would strike a week point and win.
That's how.
Left can frick up right if he keeps his distance but would likely get wrecked in grappling or floor game even if right is entirely untrained relative to martial arts.
All of you homosexuals are fricking pathetic :DDDDDDD
Imagine being a homosexual bodybuilder lmaoing so hard
>uruguay
how tf do i get a flat chest like the kid on the left? i'm naturally big chested and it's annoying as frick..
reroll ur genetics
Have them play Elden Ring pvp
Kid on the left would get obliterated by someone who weighed 20 lbs more than him.
There is no replacement for mass.
the guy on the right would leak blood on the guy on the left, as we all know all bodybuilders are closeted gay escorts, so his surely hiv blood would leak on the guy on the left thusly killing him which in turn means the guy on the right win. playing the long game.
Lmao
So many fights with massive size differences have already been posted in this thread. You're so lazy. Have another:
Here's a history lesson for you: there used to be no weight classes in MMA, and bigger people (who had less experience) lost every single time.
If the guy on the right was an experienced pro fighter too would demolish that scrawny twink
Weight classes exist for a reason
That has nothing to do with what this thread is about. Who are you arguing with?
Picrel would destroy them both. If MMA had no weight classes everyone would look like this.
Picrel
who gives a frick, when was the last time you got in a fight much less with someone who was really a genuine threat to you
I've been in about 15 fist fights in my 25 years and I can only think of one time I was in any real danger of getting permanently fricked up
thats a ridiculously high number what the frick. practically 1 a year assuming you started at 10
you know the average male doesn't even get in a fist fight in their life?
>this guy who is a professional fighter can totally beat up this guy who doesn’t fight
Holy frick no way really?
This is like a complete culture shock