how do I get a beard? dont wanna end up like this dude

how do I get a beard? dont wanna end up like this dude

  1. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    *Sounds of glass breaking and women screaming*

  2. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    So did guys who have good beards not have the selection pressure to have a good jaw? Or are the pics you see cherry-picked?

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      i think jawlets are more likely to have a beard. doesn't mean that everyone with a beard is one. this is where beard is a cope meme comes from.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      I have a good jaw, but I was also too lazy to shave every day. Any time a job let's me have a full beard I do. 9 year streak with routine trimming at the moment.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      i think jawlets are more likely to have a beard. doesn't mean that everyone with a beard is one. this is where beard is a cope meme comes from.

      Yeah I do think it makes sense than on average better beard genetics = worse chin/jaw genetics
      Imagine you are a caveman who doesnt give a fuck, would you cut your beard on the daily? hell not even in the weekly or ever! they probably had retarded tier beards and obviously that hide the jaw very well.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        It's not that beard = no chin. It's that if you have a chad jawline, you have no real reason to waste that attribute by covering it with a beard. It's like lifting weights and getting swole, but then only ever wearing giant baggy hoodies and sweat pants so that nobody can even tell.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          I was talking genetics wise,not about the choice of shaving or not shaving

  3. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    https://i.imgur.com/t5bz52y.jpg

    how do I get a beard? dont wanna end up like this dude

    they both look like shit with and without a beard

  4. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    Left: blue collar worker
    Right: school shooter

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      He looks black with no beard on?

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        School shooters are predominantly white incels.
        White replacement in America is real (and a good thing) because your inferior genes can't compete with Hispanics and Blacks.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          Who's going to pay the taxes then? We'll just print?

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          >School shooters are predominantly white
          false, Whites just have the high scores
          >can't compete with
          government gibs while being the only demographic that pays more than takes

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          80% of shooters are black
          That's 6% doing 80%
          Why do blacks shoot up schools so much? Is it because they get bad grades and blame it on the racist teachers or what?

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            Gang violence. White mass shooters are bullied virgins and that’s why everyone hates them

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              There is nothing wrong with getting vengeance, shouldn’t have bullied than

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            why hasnt a black kid gone in and shot random people with a semi-auto rifle?
            you palecucks know you're full of shit trying to pretend whites arent the ones shooting random people because of internet infographics
            no one is buying your bullshit but other coping palefaces

  5. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

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    Looks better without beard. With beard he looks like onions adult gamer man child with funko pop collection, without beard he looks like reliable middle class young guy.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Delusional

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        How is your funko pop collection, gay?

  6. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Disgusting

  7. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    Right looks like that pug faced midget from Game of Thrones, Arya Stark

  8. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Looks better without.

    Beards are for sailors and pedophiles

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Cope.
      Beards are awesome and of you don't have one you're a female.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        type of shit shared by some dude who wears a tshirt that says "the epic gaming beard"

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          Anything besides blank T-Shirts are cringe. Go back to your cringe ass beardless community, and never come back.

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            Saw the beards back in day at some shithole in Marrickville, they played a good show.

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            making "i have a beard" your personality is the biggest cope and every single person thinks you look like a fucking fag lmao

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              True. Don't do that. But remember that this goes for everything. Even lifting heavy stuff.

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              Alot of onions hipsters have this beard personality . I can tell they Love to support feminism and their pudgy gf's as a strong woman

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              Not true. Every time I see my gf she rubs her face against it. I only let it get to 3mm though and have a solid jaw

  9. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    It's over

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      he does look a fuckin lot better though

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Great result.

        yes getting rid of an underbite is a big deal, not only do you look better its more comfortable and it stops your teeth getting fucked up

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Great result.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      I have to wonder if he's wearing makeup in that final shot, or if "two weeks" means 2.9 weeks not 14 days
      seems to have lost almost all the brusing at all and there was still a fair bit present on day 13

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      How much is that jaw surgery?

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Jesus christ what is wrong with some people?

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      is this that leafy guy

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      He looks very gay

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      he got that serbian president phenotype

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >still recessed
      Jesus wtf lol
      If someone's going to cut my jaw in half they better do it right

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      So sorry for any spawn he might originate. You can't knife your genes better chang

  10. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    Right is cute

  11. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Beards are manly and no amount of nu-wars soiboys growing one in the understandable attempt to look a bit better will change that

  12. 2 months ago
    Anonymous
  13. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    only alpha males can grow beards so all the beta cucks coping in this thread makes sense
    wolves arent concerned with the opinions of sheep

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      That guy looks like the softest fucking gay alive

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      This moron is probably also really proud that he drinks black coffee, beer and whisky

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      What happens when you base your personality on a 2012 internet fad.

  14. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

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    right looks like spider from goodfellas if he waxed

  15. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Is there anything besides minox I can do to increase beard growth? My beard grows great in goatee shape but my cheeks only have thin hairs

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      castor oil will help but also not really
      minox (and potentially age if you're young) are the only solutions.

  16. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Beards are for chinlets. Shaved or stubble to chinmogg beard wookies.

  17. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    jawline moustache chads just KEEP WINNING

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Kino

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Goal body

  18. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Clean shave if you have a good jaw
    Beard if you don't

    It's a win win. Unless you're a chinlet who also can't grow a beard, that sucks then.

  19. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    if he loses weight and does nose breathing and jaw posture correction it wouldn't even be that bad

  20. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >ITT
    >lol bro just have perfect genetics
    >be me
    >chinless
    >can't grow facial hair at 20
    LEEEET ME HAVE ONE FUCKING THING ONE FUCKING THING, GOD!!!! ARE YOU LISTENING TO MEEEE!!!!! LET ME HAVE ONEEEEEEE FUCKING THING!!!!!!!
    >at least you're not fucking disabled with cancer and aids lol gay
    FUCK YOU!!!!!!

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      i cant grow a beard at 26 lmao
      there is no hope for you

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        People be like
        >just lift bro you're life will get better
        but they looks like greek or nordic gods saying this shit meanwhile I look like a mole rat.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          They said better, not perfect.
          And it definitely would get better, because you'd use your time and energy for sth other than unproductive self-pity.

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            cope
            I lift 1-2 hours what the fuck am I going to be doing the rest of the day gay?
            after 10 years of lifting when I'm at my peak what's fucking left when I'm looking like the goblin lord?
            Stop giving me advice when you're not ugly like me, you don't fucking get it. Fuck off.

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              How old are you

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                20

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                It’s over for me I’m 21 and never asked out a girl

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      I feel you. Every part of me is below average, sometimes just slightly.
      Just below average height.
      Chin slightly receding.
      Jaw has no definition.
      Thin bones.
      Maybe only thing I have going for me is a youthful hairline. But that's not masculine. I would trade a few inches of hairline for a more manly jaw any day.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        >be me
        >5'8
        >nearsighted
        >thick glasses
        >small hands
        >small wrists
        >small feet
        >snubbed nose
        >chinless
        >weak jawed
        >can't grow facial hair
        >brown eyes
        >curly hair
        >receded hair line
        >skin is literally un-tannable
        >not very intelligent
        >have an over bearing mother who won't let me live my life and keeps me prisoner in her image of how I should be
        >short tempered
        >no personality
        >small dick
        >bad proportions
        >terrible insertions
        >zero friends
        >socially retarded to a point of disability
        >etc.
        God was really having a laugh when he made me.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          I have the tiniest hands possible on a man but massive feet.
          What did you mean by this, God?

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            post hands

            TL;DR incel

            yes, I'm literally chud if he real

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              What do you do all day

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          TL;DR incel

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          literally me except for the bad eyesight

  21. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    A beard is a good camouflage for a weak chin, but plenty of men with strong jaws, grow beards.

    To me it's just a sign of masculinity. People like Johnny Depp or Adam Brody that can't grow them look like overgrown boys.

    Personally I just hate shaving, I get razor rash easily. Picrel

  22. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Dont get big dirty beard
    Mustache + stubble is best combo if you habe good jaw and chin

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