How do I get calves like this?

How do I get calves like this?

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  1. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    do a bunch of steroids and ride a bicycle everyday really intensely for 10 years

  2. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Just be the iron maiden mascot.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Name's Eddie.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        No shit Sherlock.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Eddie from Iron Maiden

  3. 1 year ago
    Anonymous
  4. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    why would you want to look like that

  5. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Die

  6. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >Make the Marinade
    In a medium bowl, combine the brown sugar, onions sauce, Worcestershire sauce, smoked paprika, meat tenderizer, black pepper, red pepper flakes, onion powder, and garlic powder.
    Whisk until evenly combined and the sugar is dissolved.

    >Marinate the Leg
    Add the legs to the marinade and toss until all of the pieces are evenly coated. Cover with plastic wrap (or transfer to a large ziplock bag) and marinate in the refrigerator for at least 12 hours or overnight. Toss the meat (or flip the bag) once or twice to be sure the leg marinates evenly.

    >Dry Out The Leg
    Line two baking sheets with aluminum foil for easy clean-up. Place a wire rack over each pan. Preheat the oven to 175°F and set two oven racks in the centermost positions.
    Arrange the marinated legs on the wire racks in a single layer.
    Bake, rotating the pans from front to back and top to bottom midway through, until the leg is dried out, 3 to 4 hours. To determine if the leg is thoroughly dried out, take a piece out of the oven and let it cool to room temperature. It should be dry to the touch, leather-like in appearance, and chewy but still somewhat tender.

  7. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Ugh that looks like smoked string cheese

  8. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Lose your humanity

  9. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    work will set you free to failure

  10. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Stop drinking water

  11. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    What is going on here
    did his leg morph with tha chair

  12. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Imagine the cramps

  13. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    concentration camp diet and forced work regiment x4 years

  14. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    draugrmax

  15. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    It looks like a slim jim that's fricking nasty

  16. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Have your gastrocnemius muscle removed.

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