How do I get rid of these mfs?

without selling my organs?

  1. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    dermapen i guess

  2. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    You don’t. Welcome the price you paid for being fat. While I generally hate fat adults I have some sympathy for life ling fats as fat adults didn’t give many options to the fat kid. Still the unfairness of life demands the individual pay the toll for a bad life style. Plastic surgery will alleviate some of it but outside of donor skin grafts enjoy looking like a burn victim. Maybe roids/stimcells could bring back some youth.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Welcome the price you paid for being fat.
      Those are pregnancy stretch marks, not fat stretch marks. Take note of how they circle around the navel instead of go parallel to the ground.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        That's a picture I pulled of the internet. I'm a male with stretch marks on his armpits and biceps, and a bit on the lovehandles. Working on losing weight seriously. But I'd rather not have them. Do they shrink or fade?

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          No, you have to have surgery.

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            Too lazy, rather live with them, fuck it. Men aren't meant to be pretty anyway.

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              You know why you have them? Cause you took gear and grew the muscles faster than your skin could stretch to accommodate them.

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                Never took anything

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Cause you took gear and grew the muscles faster than your skin could stretch to accommodate them.
                It can occur without even changing your diet let alone getting on gear. It's genetics and or how much you weight before you lift. If you're fat and start lifting a lot, it isn't uncommon.
                It's also more common among redheads apparently.

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                no you retard it's genetic

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              That's the spirit.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          They do fade but are still noticeable up close, you can dermapen + oils to help get rid of them

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            >Oils

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          Dude I have the same thing but from rapid growth rather than being fat. It looks like I have ripped every muscle on my back. For me gaining size helped because the musclemass made them less noticable. I still have some around my legs and on my back

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          They just go white. I have some on the back of my thighs. I wasn't ever fat but I have a thicc ass and squat heavy so it stretched when I bulked.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          Made faded away some. Started lifting when i was 16 and grew my shoulders/lats massively. Stretch marks still there, but faded.

  3. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Supposedly laser removal. Alternatively, time. My wife looks like that now after three kids, but my mother in law (who had three kids even later in life, so with less resilient skin) doesn't have them anymore.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Child bearing stretch marks are not the same as being a ham planet for longer than a year.

  4. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    lmao disgusting

  5. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >icky scars heeeeelp!

    Stop being a fag, scars are based. They let you know where you've been and remind you of what tried to kill you and failed.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      > They let you know where you've been and remind you of what tried to kill you and failed.

      Yeah, all them damn waffles and bakies were no match to my wrath

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >scars are based
      yeah when they come from crazy accidents, animal attacks or fights with other people. not when its because you couldn't stop eating every hour on the hour for years straight.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Hahaha fat tracks are marks of a fork warrior. They are a mark of shame when dug into flesh from sin. Child bearing stretch marks are fine and the woman can be proud every time she looks at her young.

  6. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    lmao fat bitch

  7. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    This is what a real woman looks like. Doing her duty as a wife. I find a woman who gives her husband a child with stretch marks more beautiful than any common thot.

    But if it was from illegitimate basted from a night of whoring, then gross.

  8. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    you get jacked and abs

  9. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    They get better with time (3+ years)

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Good news

  10. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Don't be a woman

  11. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Mfw I have purple stretch marks all over my quads and hamstrings

  12. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    8k for the tummy tuck or embrace it and get shredded.

  13. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    i too have stretch marks bc i was a very very fat boy. not as bad as yours. but i honestly grown to not be shy about them bc everyone has stretchmarks even OF sluts

  14. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I have stretch marks on my arms because my biceps grew too quickly when i started lifting.

  15. 2 months ago
    Anonymous
  16. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Freddy Krueger vibes.
    I can see the connective tissue ripped and scarred, as it was stretched out. Horrific.

  17. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    OP, google tretinoin stretchmarks. Do proper research it is a potent treatment and WILL have annoying side effects if not done properly (will have 0 sides if done carefully). Good luck.

  18. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Fasting and sunlight can help quite a bit.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      This. It seems no one in this thread is aware of dry fasting for skin issues

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Its kinda funny how much like a cult /fast/ is starting to become.
        >It literally cures everything and all your dreams will come true bro trust me

  19. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Tattoo over them.

  20. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >what're you looking at, smoothskin?

  21. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Get pregnant again.

  22. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    wade wilsonbros....

  23. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I worked out 2 weeks and my arms started getting red marks so I stopped.

  24. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Look into microneedling treatments. They're reasonably priced.

  25. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    goyslop did this

  26. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >dating pool when you turn 40

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      if you have your shit together you can still bang 20-something women as a 40-something man
      warning: requires working in general and working on yourself so, not for lazy people

  27. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >without selling my organs?
    MICRONEEDLING

  28. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    dermapen and retinol

  29. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >tfw have one stretch mark on my gut from when I was a fatass and I just tell people I was stabbed in a fight with ninjas

  30. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    > tfw still have stretch marks on my shoulders from lifting so damn hard when starting that my shoulder growth caused permanent stretch marks 3 years later

  31. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >How do I get rid of these mfs?
    I presume you mean stretch marks, in any capacity. this is simply flesh not yet reached by the body for fixing. Parathyroid deals with connective tissue, look into this as necessary. Fasting will help the body cannibalize the dead tissue. Also, make sure your calcium utilization is optimal.
    Controversially, (I haven't tried this) look into derma rolling these spots to increase blood flow to that area of tissue thus forcing the body to correct this area of connective tissue more rapidly.

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