How do I get smart?

I am just a low IQ brute. How can I become witty and quick thinking?

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  1. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Read a good amount of books. Depending on the content you will subconsciously memorize parts of it that you can use to be witty.
    You likewise need to rethink your thought process... Within your pool of memory is everything that is required for you to be witty, to be quick and sharp. It's up to you to remix it and present it in a way that makes you appear smart.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Read a good amount of books.
      Anon wants to be fast and to produce thought, not more thoughtful generally.

  2. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I believe you can only get less dumb, not more intelligent. Don't let your mind be busy with dumb thoughts. Be aware of cognitive biases. Pay attention to patterns.

  3. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >have a lot of knowledge on a wide variety of different topics
    >friends and family call me smart
    >usually do pretty mediocre in school because I fricking hate reading

    honestly, if universities taught us through youtube videos or audiobooks instead of textbooks, I'd probably be a straight A student

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      A straight A student unable to produce any ounce of knowledge of his own. Imagine needing someone to read and figure out things for you.
      >I fricking hate reading
      is when you should practice not letting your brain be busy with dumb thoughts.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >if universities taught us through youtube videos or audiobooks
      so something like in-person lectures?

  4. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Swimming, it increases BDNF. Studies show that kids who did regular swimming had better focus and grades as well.

    You can't force yourself to get good at intellectual activities by just doing them, there has to be a physiological change taking place.

  5. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Watch seinfeld. Not joking.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Talk and socialize more, for one thing. You'll get used to talking that way, obviously. Also watch sitcoms and comedy material, you kind of end up absorbing some of it and you can sort of pull from that and make it your own.

      And read books or material on a wide variety of topics, you'll be able to talk to more people about things they are interested in.

      Unironically this.

  6. 2 months ago
    Garrote

    xi sui jing

  7. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    think of your brain as a muscle, you must exercise it. Example, bench press, last one or two reps its hard your muscles struggle, but its those last two reps, the struggle, that benefit your muscles the most. Study, warm up with some easy to moderate subjects/concepts, then gradually go into something more difficult. As your brain struggles to understand welcome the effort and time it takes to learn something new, its the more difficult topics and the dedication to study and learning that helps re-wire your brain and gain more knowledge and ability. It can be done, you can do it, if you are not mentally weak. Take me for example, I am a monkey who learned to type. My trainer at the zoo never gave up on me.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      monke

  8. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Daily:
    5 sets ABC's
    3 sets count to 10's
    3 sets list animals to failure (superset with list fruit to failure as burn out)

    Weekly:
    10 minutes of morning news three times a week
    3 pages of where's waldo twice a week (hard)
    1 session drawing shapes to failure once a week
    1 page colouring book once a week (colours)

    You got this buddy

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

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  9. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Read textbooks, find a subject you like. I won't suggest you a pile of textbooks until you've got some kind of interest yourself.

  10. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Wear glasses. I am 99% sure that and answering teachers questions was why I was thought to be smart
    I am not.
    witty/quick thinking should be developed via bantz

  11. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Read books

  12. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >read
    Fiction or non-fiction, doesn't matter. Reading will improve your neuroplasticity. Read a lot and often. And you have to actually read, don't listen to books on tape. Reading is an acticity, like working out.
    >mindfulness
    Meditate for 10 minutes each day. This will literally and unironically improve your cognition and active recall.
    >learn new languages
    Thought and language are very much connected and they evolved together. Learning new languages will help you to think of concepts more effectively.
    >downgrade from a smartphone to a dumb phone
    It's been scientifically proven that just having a phone with you is a distraction and effectively lowers your IQ. Doesn't even matter if the battery is dead for example. Smartphones make us dumb.

  13. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Midwit’s rule: The dumbest, most primitive opinion is the smartest one

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