how do i get this body?

I don't believe in modern sports

  1. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    dyel on the right

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      The statue itself is DYEL, just low body fat and with a large frame.

  2. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Odd lifts/strongman training, high volume calisthenics, lots of rooning and dieting until you're very, very lean

  3. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    just lift normally, that's the peak male genetic physique without gear

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Only for you. The rest of us will look at Silver Era bodybuilders for what the natty limit looks like

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        no u

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        He doesn't know roids have been around since the 1930's

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          >he doesnt look at bronze era lifters for motivation

  4. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Eat organic fruits, vegetables, seeds, meat, and water/wine only. Ezekiel bread only if you want bread. Then do physical labor from sun up to sun down. Viola.

  5. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    I want to be lean so bad, bros

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Stop eating

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Eat less fren

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      me too bro, it's hard but wagmi

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Eat 250 calories below your TDEE every day. Be sure to have a bit of muscle before, you don't need anything terribly big, just a few months like 6 of newbie lifting and cardio.
      We're all gonna make it if we try hard enough.

  6. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Kettlebells

  7. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    He was blonde with blue eyes

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      David was a garden gnome anon

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        >middle eastern garden gnome
        >blonde with blue eyes

        It has been proven time and time again that the genetic makeup if the levant and near east was completely different that far back.

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          easier to carve marble than become a bodybuilder

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      >middle eastern garden gnome
      >blonde with blue eyes

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        The anon below is right, I will provide a graphical visual of a genetic cluster analysis. Each cluster constitutes very similar ancestral genetic components.

        [...]
        It has been proven time and time again that the genetic makeup if the levant and near east was completely different that far back.

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          When we have the computer attempt to find additional genetic clusters, it splits Caucasians into basically Mediterranean and non-Mediterranean, American Indians to North and South and splits some sub-saharan African groups.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      nah he's hot, he can't be blonde

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        Darker skinned aka a bit of tan, nice try glowies.

  8. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Does David even squat?

  9. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    bro got bullied in peewee football and now he doesnt believe in modern sports

  10. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Most modern sports have their roots in ancient history

  11. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Focus on the back, biceps and hamstrings. Make sure to find a side view of Michelangelo's David as well.

  12. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    why does that body look so much better in marble

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      not everyone wants to be a bodybuilder

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Is there an actual explanation to this? Goes from kino to meh.

  13. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    8th grade calisthenics like twice a week and don't eat

  14. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Not possible. You need hands as big as your feet.

  15. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Be med and starve because of low income

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      pure rage and hungry

  16. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    david probably can't squat his own weight

  17. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Michelangelo's david isn't anatomically correct btw, he took many artistic liberties due to the fact that it was meant to me viewed from below, at a certain angle
    e.g. his right hand is bigger than his left, his eyes are not pointing in the same direction, his jugular vein is missing etc.
    you might as well compare yourself to anime or some shit

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      the muscles that are obtained with steroids are also not anatomically possible but nobody notices this or they simply do not care

  18. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    >How do i get this body?
    Eat good, wrestle, and box.

    >I don't believe in modern sports
    Eat good, wrestle and box naked outside with some of your hairy Greek buddies. You know what you have to do afterwards if you're the twink of the group.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      I'm not gay why do you think so?

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        You take it up the ass whether you're gay or not, you little twink. That's the classic way.

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          roid

  19. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    how do i get this body?

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      >test
      >lots of arms and abs
      >some chest and back

  20. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    why does it look less dyel in the abstract porcelain? this is some optical illusion stuff

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