How do I improve my flexibility? Id like to look like the one on the right

How do I improve my flexibility? I’d like to look like the one on the right

  1. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I'm trans btw, not sure if it matters.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It matters a lot

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Who are you? Stop impersonating me

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        The name's anon, remember it

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I got banned for saying this by loser mods.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I guess it mattered

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Correct.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >mods
        lurk moar redditfag

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >mods
          go back fuckhead chud. ywnbaw

          Lol imagine basing a part of your identity on which virgin image board echo chamber you are dedicated to.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            This sounds like projection, you wouldn't feel insulted being called out if you yourself didn't "base a part of your identity on which virgin image board echo chamber you are dedicated to."

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              go back

              Mods dole out bans, jannies don't. have a nice day you gay cunt

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            go back

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >mods
        go back fuckhead chud. ywnbaw

  2. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >stands a foot further away from the wall to increase potential rom
    Wow, so much progress. Love from Kazakhstan

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      hello ojlas

  3. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    You can't anymore, at least not to that degree. The only time in your life where you can improve that much is around 12 years old, getting railed by you're bigger brother like in one of those hentai doujins made by Hayake.

    Seriously though, the one on the right is a bit of an optical illusion, and really more of a showcase of calve and back strength than anything else. 90 degrees on thighs to torso isn't hard, the standing on tippie toes makes it look fancy to your female brain, and you can't detect that it's just fuckin' with your perception. You see how she isn't actually bending her torso much? of course you don't, you don't have a Y chromosome, but she isn't. she's bending her back as much as she can, tilting her head back to a believable degree, and to top it all off, put her arms as high as she can on the wall, to make your brain draw a line from her feet to her hands, a line that curves.
    To mess with your perception even further, she has sexy lighting, pants closer to the color of her skin, she's popping her right breast out more, her hair is more attractive, and the pose itself is seductive, so when the physical illusions are combined, it makes your brain say "this person wants to have sex with someone", even if that someone isn't you.

    Really, it's kinda of impressive, all the thought that went into fooling you into thinking she has an extreme amount of flexibility.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      No, I spent a full 2 minutes on this rant, I'm not letting this thread die until I get some kinda response.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      thank you for your server

  4. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Pick up yoga, adults can get into flexibility/mobility even after a life of poor physicality.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Is it true that women who go to yoga want to fuck the one guy who is alpha enough to go?

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Yeah, but only if you're a pretty boy, so same as anywhere else.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        People always say Yoga classes have the hottest, horniest sluts and are easy to pick up ("the ratio is great bro"), yet every time i've gone to one it's full of unironic gay dudes, fat mutli-colored-hair millennial sjw "women", grannies, that 1 creepy 40 year old, etc etc. And in the rare case there ARE a few hot girls in there, they're usually barricaded in by the undesirables like elephants do with their young.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Yea I mean if you think about America isn't full of hot young girls. Most people are fat and ugly so unless you're doing it in South Beach, it's not going to be pretty.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            I felt that.. played soccer for 5 years.. happens a lot. Atleast it's not as bad as having your hand stomped on.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            you just know she masturbated to the memory that night

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              She needs a bbc to recover

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Pole dancing is where the easy, slim thots gather.
          T. Knower

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Triple dubs so I won't doubt you but you unironically go to pole dancing lessons?

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              No, my sister does and Ive been a few times.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >my sister does
                I hope I never have a female child

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >that 1 creepy 40 year old

          shit, they're onto me

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          It probably smells like satans asshole in there.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      What about partner dancing?

  5. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    yoga should work. personally i just self suck

  6. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    IHWSMIU

  7. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Source? I need to research this to make gf a better fuck

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Source me the routine God damn it!

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        https://i.imgur.com/vkXVho6.jpg

        How do I improve my flexibility? I’d like to look like the one on the right

        atgonlinecoaching/thekneesovertoesguy
        zaichik stretching method

        glhf

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          kurva anyád

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            neked is te geci

  8. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    It's a photoshop bro just look at the wood on the ground, on the left the plank is adjacent with the wall and on the right there's a stripe that runs in between the first plank and the wall

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      no shidd bruh plus the fact that second picture is anatomically impossible. You bro sneed to learn some anatomy. The real big giveaway is how much she looks like a fucking worn in the second picture plus you get the sense that she’s floating. That happens when you move things around because the light doesnt line up properly and your brain knows it

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Not saying it's not a shop, but the two pics are at different places in the house.

  9. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Toes on the left are three panels away from the wall
    >toes on the right are four panels away

    lamo. Pictures were probably taken on the same day all she did was change clothes and strike a different pose.

  10. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Is the right supposed to be hotter? Just looks retarded

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Better for sex. I'm married to left and we don't even bother with doggy.

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