This sounds like projection, you wouldn't feel insulted being called out if you yourself didn't "base a part of your identity on which virgin image board echo chamber you are dedicated to."
You can't anymore, at least not to that degree. The only time in your life where you can improve that much is around 12 years old, getting railed by you're bigger brother like in one of those hentai doujins made by Hayake.
Seriously though, the one on the right is a bit of an optical illusion, and really more of a showcase of calve and back strength than anything else. 90 degrees on thighs to torso isn't hard, the standing on tippie toes makes it look fancy to your female brain, and you can't detect that it's just frickin' with your perception. You see how she isn't actually bending her torso much? of course you don't, you don't have a Y chromosome, but she isn't. she's bending her back as much as she can, tilting her head back to a believable degree, and to top it all off, put her arms as high as she can on the wall, to make your brain draw a line from her feet to her hands, a line that curves.
To mess with your perception even further, she has sexy lighting, pants closer to the color of her skin, she's popping her right breast out more, her hair is more attractive, and the pose itself is seductive, so when the physical illusions are combined, it makes your brain say "this person wants to have sex with someone", even if that someone isn't you.
Really, it's kinda of impressive, all the thought that went into fooling you into thinking she has an extreme amount of flexibility.
People always say Yoga classes have the hottest, horniest bawds and are easy to pick up ("the ratio is great bro"), yet every time i've gone to one it's full of unironic gay dudes, fat mutli-colored-hair millennial sjw "women", grannies, that 1 creepy 40 year old, etc etc. And in the rare case there ARE a few hot girls in there, they're usually barricaded in by the undesirables like elephants do with their young.
Yea I mean if you think about America isn't full of hot young girls. Most people are fat and ugly so unless you're doing it in South Beach, it's not going to be pretty.
It's a photoshop bro just look at the wood on the ground, on the left the plank is adjacent with the wall and on the right there's a stripe that runs in between the first plank and the wall
no shidd bruh plus the fact that second picture is anatomically impossible. You homie sneed to learn some anatomy. The real big giveaway is how much she looks like a fricking worn in the second picture plus you get the sense that she’s floating. That happens when you move things around because the light doesnt line up properly and your brain knows it
I'm trans btw, not sure if it matters.
It matters a lot
Who are you? Stop impersonating me
The name's anon, remember it
I got banned for saying this by loser mods.
I guess it mattered
Correct.
>mods
lurk moar redditgay
Lol imagine basing a part of your identity on which virgin image board echo chamber you are dedicated to.
This sounds like projection, you wouldn't feel insulted being called out if you yourself didn't "base a part of your identity on which virgin image board echo chamber you are dedicated to."
Mods dole out bans, jannies don't. have a nice day you homosexual c**t
go back
>mods
go back frickhead troony. ywnbaw
>stands a foot further away from the wall to increase potential rom
Wow, so much progress. Love from Kazakhstan
hello ojlas
You can't anymore, at least not to that degree. The only time in your life where you can improve that much is around 12 years old, getting railed by you're bigger brother like in one of those hentai doujins made by Hayake.
Seriously though, the one on the right is a bit of an optical illusion, and really more of a showcase of calve and back strength than anything else. 90 degrees on thighs to torso isn't hard, the standing on tippie toes makes it look fancy to your female brain, and you can't detect that it's just frickin' with your perception. You see how she isn't actually bending her torso much? of course you don't, you don't have a Y chromosome, but she isn't. she's bending her back as much as she can, tilting her head back to a believable degree, and to top it all off, put her arms as high as she can on the wall, to make your brain draw a line from her feet to her hands, a line that curves.
To mess with your perception even further, she has sexy lighting, pants closer to the color of her skin, she's popping her right breast out more, her hair is more attractive, and the pose itself is seductive, so when the physical illusions are combined, it makes your brain say "this person wants to have sex with someone", even if that someone isn't you.
Really, it's kinda of impressive, all the thought that went into fooling you into thinking she has an extreme amount of flexibility.
No, I spent a full 2 minutes on this rant, I'm not letting this thread die until I get some kinda response.
thank you for your server
Pick up yoga, adults can get into flexibility/mobility even after a life of poor physicality.
Is it true that women who go to yoga want to frick the one guy who is alpha enough to go?
Yeah, but only if you're a pretty boy, so same as anywhere else.
People always say Yoga classes have the hottest, horniest bawds and are easy to pick up ("the ratio is great bro"), yet every time i've gone to one it's full of unironic gay dudes, fat mutli-colored-hair millennial sjw "women", grannies, that 1 creepy 40 year old, etc etc. And in the rare case there ARE a few hot girls in there, they're usually barricaded in by the undesirables like elephants do with their young.
Yea I mean if you think about America isn't full of hot young girls. Most people are fat and ugly so unless you're doing it in South Beach, it's not going to be pretty.
I felt that.. played soccer for 5 years.. happens a lot. Atleast it's not as bad as having your hand stomped on.
you just know she jerk offd to the memory that night
She needs a bbc to recover
Pole dancing is where the easy, slim thots gather.
T. Knower
Triple dubs so I won't doubt you but you unironically go to pole dancing lessons?
No, my sister does and Ive been a few times.
>my sister does
I hope I never have a female child
>that 1 creepy 40 year old
shit, they're onto me
It probably smells like satans butthole in there.
What about partner dancing?
yoga should work. personally i just self suck
IHWSMIU
Source? I need to research this to make gf a better frick
Source me the routine God damn it!
atgonlinecoaching/thekneesovertoesguy
zaichik stretching method
glhf
kurva anyád
neked is te geci
It's a photoshop bro just look at the wood on the ground, on the left the plank is adjacent with the wall and on the right there's a stripe that runs in between the first plank and the wall
no shidd bruh plus the fact that second picture is anatomically impossible. You homie sneed to learn some anatomy. The real big giveaway is how much she looks like a fricking worn in the second picture plus you get the sense that she’s floating. That happens when you move things around because the light doesnt line up properly and your brain knows it
Not saying it's not a shop, but the two pics are at different places in the house.
>Toes on the left are three panels away from the wall
>toes on the right are four panels away
lamo. Pictures were probably taken on the same day all she did was change clothes and strike a different pose.
Is the right supposed to be hotter? Just looks moronic
Better for sex. I'm married to left and we don't even bother with doggy.