Start off with a red corvette,
spraypaint "dick" on the hood with an arrow pointing to the driver's seat,
exclusively play "Im Old" by Rick Jeffery on the stereo.
Everything else should fall into place.
Did bubbles have autism or some shit? I swear I feel like a fricking nut case when I look this up but there’s like one singular Reddit post about it and nothing else, as if the question has never been even considered and people just think bubbles is completely normal
Strangely enough, he actually doesn’t have a problem communicating with others whatsoever. His appearance, voice, and overall style make him seen out of touch though. If you’ve lived in a small rural/poor town before, the character doesn’t even seem that farfetched. The most unrealistic part would be the levelheadedness.
he's seems normal to me. maybe step out of your corporate workpod for 5 minutes and see what a real average normal man is like, cuckBlack person homosexual.
My dad has a similar build and claims to only be 190lbs at 5'9". I'm convinced he's lying. When I was 220lbs (same height) my gut was nowhere near as big.
i used to think corey was pretty IST before i started lifting and lurking on here, now im just brainwashed into thinking you gotta look like ronnie coleman to be swole
Everyone should strive to be the best they could be. It is a shame that a man could grow old without seeing the strength his body is capable of
-Socratities
I just finished watching the whole series up until the animated stuff (didn't watch lol). Are the live shows or travel shows worth getting into? Any more of Philadelphia or Cyrus in the other media besides the movies I've watched?
went as Julian to a friend's Halloween party and it turns out his mom's sister dated the guy in high school. small world. Eat big, drink a lot, work out, be able to run, and do crime.
Binge on rum and coke or potato vodka everyday. Lift heavy shit (mostly cinder blocks) and always wear black.
Get good sleep.
Be moral prostitute.
That's it.
Go to jail several times every year and lift every day in there
On a more serious note; I remember a scene where Julian was incline benching 1pl8 for reps and started struggling around 10 or so so just get that strong and you’ll probably be close
Main character of Letterkenny, another canadian goofball-type show. Not nearly as good as TPB, but I still like it. Different style entirely besides goofy canadians
looking far too skinny bro, gotta bulk the frick up
I'm 6'5" and only 183lbs soaking wet, still significantly taller than John Trembley which fricks proportions up.
John has really good brachoradialii due to being a father.
lift weights moron, what a dumb and gay thread. Also, I fricked pic rel and shamrock's mom.
quality post
she cute
too much makeup
That person does meth
>Trashy fake eyelashes
>Lots of acne under makeup
>Bags under eyes
Other anon is probably right, she does meth
wait why is the file name sexian? anon, you have some explaining to do.
Drink distilled alcohol 24/7, barely eat anything, haul big ass weights.
Be mediocre and get fat.
Sexians aren't mediocre
chicken fingers, chips, rum and coke.
Forget Julianne, how do I unlock this mode and style?
always have work to do
Fail grade 10 and trap out of your friends gradmas house
Safety always off
I came to this thread just to find this post. Thanks anon. You gave me a hearty chuckle.
amazing
Start off with a red corvette,
spraypaint "dick" on the hood with an arrow pointing to the driver's seat,
exclusively play "Im Old" by Rick Jeffery on the stereo.
Everything else should fall into place.
Frick off, I got workouts to do.
Any recommendations for leather jackets?
Frick Julian
Frick Cyrus
Frick Randy
How do into Green Bastard mode???
Now we're talking!
Cyrus has a cool style
Did bubbles have autism or some shit? I swear I feel like a fricking nut case when I look this up but there’s like one singular Reddit post about it and nothing else, as if the question has never been even considered and people just think bubbles is completely normal
He has TV characterism. Nobody in a sitcom is normal.
Bubbles is the most normal and sensible person in that entire show
Forgetting the guy in the chair
>Forgetting the guy in the chair
...thats the way she goes
Strangely enough, he actually doesn’t have a problem communicating with others whatsoever. His appearance, voice, and overall style make him seen out of touch though. If you’ve lived in a small rural/poor town before, the character doesn’t even seem that farfetched. The most unrealistic part would be the levelheadedness.
he's seems normal to me. maybe step out of your corporate workpod for 5 minutes and see what a real average normal man is like, cuckBlack person homosexual.
Bubbles had a tough childhood. Watch the animated series.
That's what i'm saying I thought he had down syndrome
he has glasses
Piss jug tosses until failure.
Explosive strength
liquor. anger. kitties.
First of all, ignore the nofap shills, you need to get porn on VHS, but only the creme de la creme.
knock knock
Whos there
Dad once told me he was proud of me... Frickin prick
coke & rum glass lifts x F
What was Randy's routine? Strictly powerlifting?
randy was on a dreamer bulk of cheeseburgers
barb, those are my personal burgers
he looks like a 3pl8 bencher to me
My dad has a similar build and claims to only be 190lbs at 5'9". I'm convinced he's lying. When I was 220lbs (same height) my gut was nowhere near as big.
beer guts unironically don't add much weight - if a guy has a beer gut but not fat arms/legs/body he's not going to be much heavier than normal
cheeseburgers to failure
i'm surprised he hasn't died of ascites
Literally me. Cheeseburgers till failure.
Literally me
>tfw wanna be julian
>tfw currently trevor
At least you're not built like Phil.
smokes let's go
i used to think corey was pretty IST before i started lifting and lurking on here, now im just brainwashed into thinking you gotta look like ronnie coleman to be swole
I agree. This board has given me body dysmorphia tbh.
Everyone should strive to be the best they could be. It is a shame that a man could grow old without seeing the strength his body is capable of
-Socratities
this is the most zoomer fricking interaction ever
>Socrates
>Zoomer
have a nice day
lmao this
frickin zoomers
I just finished watching the whole series up until the animated stuff (didn't watch lol). Are the live shows or travel shows worth getting into? Any more of Philadelphia or Cyrus in the other media besides the movies I've watched?
I liked out of the park (USA and/or EU) but don't expect too much.
Live in "X" is crap, they just get on stage and perform.
Animated is quite good, just have to get into it. Some high rated episodes on IMDB
Out of the park USA is criminally underrated I pissed myself laughing on the first episode no joke
how do i into lahey mode?
>has 49 drinks in a day doesn't gain any weight
He doesn't gain weight because he doesn't eat either, his calories come from the liquor which sustains him
went as Julian to a friend's Halloween party and it turns out his mom's sister dated the guy in high school. small world. Eat big, drink a lot, work out, be able to run, and do crime.
Binge on rum and coke or potato vodka everyday. Lift heavy shit (mostly cinder blocks) and always wear black.
Get good sleep.
Be moral prostitute.
That's it.
Unironically where do you get quality clothes like this? Are your IST enough to rock a leather jacket without being cringe?
go to thrift stores
Eat a lot. Drink constantly. Lift some
Any of you bros rickybulking?
Go to jail several times every year and lift every day in there
On a more serious note; I remember a scene where Julian was incline benching 1pl8 for reps and started struggling around 10 or so so just get that strong and you’ll probably be close
This was Julian and Randy at 18.
Mr Lahey, Julian's out here lifting weights with his shirt off and wants you to have a drink with him
>I NEED SOME FRICKIN LIQUOR IN ME OR IM GONNA SNAP!
>YOU JUST HAD A COUPLE DRINKS THERE, RAY!
Get 17 inch arms and then a tight black shirt that’s always tucked in
julian was jacked as frick
Live in a trailer park, drink rum and coke all day, and do lots of bench presses.
Who’s winning in a fight?
Characters or Actors?
If it's Characters then Wayne wins in a dogfight.
If it's actors, John Paul Tremblay wins by sheer mass of the ass.
Don't remember the other dude's name, but Julian is getting stomped for sure.
Randy with the pants off smokes both
How's Julian gonna fight with a glass in his hand
Smash it over his head
Julian wouldn't risk spilling his drink.
You're right he would just shoot him
This scene had my mum laughing her ass off, when he gets out with his rum and coke perfectly intact.
SOVL vs Soulless
Actual comedy vs. le ebin fart joke lul shit xD
How do I get this neck width?
>Julian
Lift in a gym for over 20 years
>Wayne
Be a farmer for over 20 years
Julian wins as a character
JP wins as an actor
whos the guy on the right? from same show?
Main character of Letterkenny, another canadian goofball-type show. Not nearly as good as TPB, but I still like it. Different style entirely besides goofy canadians
thank you for helping me out. have this webm
Julian usually has a gun on him
actual man vs tryhard neckmaxxer
You all care about meaningless shit.
Its just dumb entertainment, in small doses its fine
>in small doses terrorism is fine
>in small doses genocide is fine
what a stupid argument
Those statements are true though.
>you can't kill that sex trafficking ring that's small dose terrorism
>no don't execute pedophiles that's small dose genocide
you shave your forearms homosexual
Everybody knows the superior choice is to LezMaxx
Every other goal on IST is a false idol compared to truly achieving juli-mode
>t. Jacob
You got a ways to go to achieve Julian, gotta swell those arms up
I'm 6'5" and only 183lbs soaking wet, still significantly taller than John Trembley which fricks proportions up.
John has really good brachoradialii due to being a father.
Jacob?
>I look like the guy
>"No you don't"
>It doesn't matter if I look like the guy
julian is 6'1 240, he'd beat the shit out your skinny jacob looking ass
looking far too skinny bro, gotta bulk the frick up
Wrinkle ass shirt no neck can’t grow facial hair mangled collar grandmas blue cup alien baby finger thin hand peppermint wall looking fricker
Is it just me or does Julian look like Patrick Swayze? I mean he does in a way right?
HEY EVERYONE LOOK IT'S PATRICK SWAYZE AND RAVINE
HE'S THE FRICKIN' MAN THEY CALL...REVEEEEEEN