How do i make it not taste like absolute shit?

How do i make it not taste like absolute shit? Been trying to ditch energy drinks and pre workouts for this but its so hard to get down

  1. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Drink it iced

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I want to keep it quick and easy to make, freezing it would take too long.

      Fix your taste buds and buy good coffee. Black coffee is the patrician’s choice.

      Any good instant coffee i should try?

      Just fucking drink it pussy

      Don't be a little fag

      It seriously makes me nearly throw up beta i know but its fucking disgusting

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >instant coffee

        There are some keurig cups that can make a good cup but they’re pretty expensive. You’re better off buying a bag of coffee, whole bean if you’re not opposed to getting a grinder, and brewing pots. Nothing beats a fresh pot of freshly ground coffee.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          If i cant find any good instant coffees and/or ways to make it nice then maybe ill invest in a grinder and do that.

          The problem with milk is it has sugar too if you're trying to avoid it. You may like cream better I switched from milk to cream to avoid the sugar, I still have the occasional sugar free redbull, but the artificial sweeteners aren't great overall anyway...

          Yeah i dont mind a bit of sugar but just trying to minimize it where i can

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            An electric grinder shouldn’t run you more than 20 bucks. I don’t know where you live but assuming you don’t live in Seattle where you’d have a million brands of coffee to choose from at a good price, you’re probably aiming for a bag in the 10-15 dollar range for ‘quality.’ Start with a lighter blend, usually named things like ‘breakfast’ and then go from there. I’m personally a fan of Italian/Dark roasts but I’ll admit those can be an acquired taste starting from disliking coffee. A splash of cream is also not bad. I prefer it with nothing but every now and then a dash of cream is nice to change it up.

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Thanks, will look into it.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >instant
        if flavour is your issue, don't. Instant, even going up in price, will always have that weird, sort of "brown" flavour. I don't know quite else how to describe it, but compare instant to even str8 up diner coffee and you'll notice the difference.
        Now, if someone says they want it done easy, the answer is always a french press. People will think you're some fancy coffee snob when they see it on the counter, when really you're actually a lazy slob who probably dumps the grounds in the sink.
        And, bonus, you can use it for making cold brew, which takes the edge off for folks who aren't really into black. Put in your water, dump in your grounds, stick it in the fridge for a day before depressing the plunger. Transfer to an airtight pitcher if you have one, or don't. Either way, you've got cold brew for days.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      You can make a cold brew with the Aeropress™.
      I gifted one my mom and she is happy with it.

  2. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Fix your taste buds and buy good coffee. Black coffee is the patrician’s choice.

  3. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Just fucking drink it pussy

  4. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Don't be a little fag

  5. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Drink better coffee.
    I like coffee, but some blends are fucking disgusting. Vending machine coffee is shit too.
    Blend beans yourself or buy quality blends.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Drink better coffee.
      basically this. I had people ask me what I put in their coffee when I made coffee for them at home. People are so adjusted to that specific shitty coffee taste from the supermarket, that they think that real coffee tastes different.
      Its a bean, inside of a fruit. Its supposed to taste fruity. The fruity taste is not weird, its the natural taste.

  6. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    put sugar in it? lmao

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Trying to avoid sugar or id just keep with energy drinks

      add cream

      Will try this

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        It's not bad with cream, I add a bit of cold water to it too so it's not hot as fuck, but literally maybe 1/10th of the cup.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I tried messing around with different amounts of milk but it didnt help much hopefully cream will be better.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            The problem with milk is it has sugar too if you're trying to avoid it. You may like cream better I switched from milk to cream to avoid the sugar, I still have the occasional sugar free redbull, but the artificial sweeteners aren't great overall anyway...

  7. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    add cream

  8. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Always go for 100% arabica and get an esspresso maker if you can afford it

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Retard
      As if he could even tell the difference between arabica and robusta

  9. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    This guys entire channel is based on answering your question.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Could be good will check it out when i have time, but im not interested in being a coffee expert just looking for tips to make it taste better.

  10. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I like the mcdonald's coffee. Medium roast is probably the most common roast out there; it's what restaurants and chains serve. I prefer to blend the beans before I drink. I also like a breakfast blend.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Didn't know they sold their own coffee, might try.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        How do you not know about McCafe

  11. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Caffeine pill 200mg sublingually. Dont shift your tongue or move the powder in your mouth before its fully absorbed tho

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Also an option, will probably try them at some point

  12. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Have small concentrated shots of coffee, I believe that was how it was originally consumed too.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I noticed sipping it makes it more tolerable but still not great.

  13. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Have you tried cold brewing? It’s much less harsh.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Tried it yeah seemed a little better

      2 tea spoons of cacao van houten, stir, 2 tea spoons of beet sugar, natural stir. Or go for butter.

      Sounds pretty good

      Buy better coffee

      I think you're probably right, so far ive only tried a few cheap instant coffees.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >drinks cheap instant coffee
        >wonders why it tastes like shit

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >I think you're probably right, so far ive only tried a few cheap instant coffees.
        Anon... come on noe...

  14. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    2 tea spoons of cacao van houten, stir, 2 tea spoons of beet sugar, natural stir. Or go for butter.

  15. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Try cumming in your morning coffee. I know it sounds gross, but it's your cum.
    Try it, you won't regret. It is an interesting taste you will want to try again and again...

  16. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Buy better coffee

  17. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    make concentrated coffee like double espresso and drink it in a shot

  18. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Do it enough times until you have convinced yourself that you enjoy it

  19. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    i like medium roast arabica
    you can search on the internet about beans and try them out

  20. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    drink enough coffee you become addictive to it to the point taste does not matter what matters is getting that sweet chemical

  21. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    You get used to it and then it becomes tasty. When i first drank coffee it made me sick now i drink it daily

  22. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

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  23. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Just man the fuck up. Being "into coffee" is the most reddit fucking thing I can imagine. Special coffee for special kinds of gays.

  24. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Put a tiny bit of salt in, thank me later.

  25. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    add some salt or lemon juice
    you develop a taste for it after a while

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