How do I make my female flatmate move out?

It has to be subtle and unpleasant. She has to have no clue that I want her to move out. What can I do here? Any psychological warfare tactics?

  1. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    What’s the backstory, lad?

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >move out of parents house
      >get into a horrible first living situation
      >trapped there for 2 years with terrible flatmates
      >desperate to move out
      >look for a new apartment
      >make the immense mistake of getting a female flatmate
      >she doesn't even recognize me as human, just background noise
      >isolates me completely, has friends and her boyfriend over constantly, doesn't consider that I live there too
      >feel cucked, lonely, depressed
      I wish I could have a male roommate, a bro who likes to do stuff and makes me feel like an actual person. I need her to love out asap but she has the female landlord on her side, so I cannot be direct.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        rape her

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        why dont YOU move out, besides your fucking gay and dumb if your sad because your not getting attention, boohoo

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Why don’t you move out?

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        kek i thought the issue was that she left her dirty tampons everywhere and she was fat and smells. But no! The issue is that you are a cuck. Be a Man and try to be the Man in this apartment

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        I hate to break it to you anon, but a male roommate will probably just do the same thing. You're a roommate not a friend you lonely loser.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Lmao dude you're such a gay your male flatmate isn't going to be best bros with you because you live together, you can't even talk to your female flatmate, what makes you think you'll make friends with some random dude. Just move out and live alone you fucking loser.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        >anon is so beta he gets mogged by a literal woman
        lol

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Invite friends over all the time. Have dinner parties. Don't clean up, say you'll "get to it". Drink with buddies at the kitchen table until late at night. Leave your beer bottles on the table for the next morning. Hire escorts. Order pizza then hop in the shower. Constantly order stuff from amazon. Facetime with friends or family in the living room all the time. There's a million things you should be doing OP.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Cuck her.
        Yes, her.
        Put the moves on her boyfriend. When her man is your bitch, she'll run.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Your first mistake was moving out of your parents house just to go live with some other losers. Live on you own or stay with your parents you retarded fuck

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        You sound like you want a friend, so search for a friend, it doesnt necessarily have to be a roomate.

  2. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Not fitness. Digits and the bitch fucks over OP

  3. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    ask her out

  4. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Start simping over her and disgust her

  5. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    stop acting like a feminine bitch and ask her to leave. women dislike confrontation and do psy-ops, men just say what they want

  6. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Any psychological warfare tactics?
    sounds similar to rope

  7. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Just tell her she annoys you every time she does and critique everything you don't like openly. If you act like background noise you are background noise.

  8. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Rape her

  9. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    What is this whole flatmate thing? Do people in the USA seriously just move in with random strangers into apartments? Why?

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      I live in germany and i do this. Its amazing. I filter them very thoroughly and they become good friends

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yes because most Americans are stupid, lazy, and as a result poor. Saying this as an American. Idk why these retards get roommates just because they want to live in some shithole, overpriced city that they can’t even afford. To be expected from the same retards who get pointless and overpriced degrees that they can’t even afford, then try to convince those with a brain that it was a “great idea”

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      not everyone lives in uruguay

  10. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >IST - Fitness

  11. 2 months ago
    Anonymous
  12. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Europeans are so fucking pathetic.

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