How do I make these stop? Theyre the bane of my existence.

How do I make these stop?

They’re the bane of my existence.

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  1. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Stop having anal sex

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      fpbp.
      Consider suicide homosexual OP.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      fpbp.
      Consider suicide homosexual OP.

      Frick you two, I’m not a monkey pox chaser.

      I mostly get them from literally taking shits and squatting.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        I just started getting these. I have IBS and it's only gotten worse as I've gotten older and it fricking sucks.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        you've literally just identified the issues to your own question

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >Eat more fiber
        >Take psyllium husk supplements. Drink more water
        >Use a squatty potty

        t. Ulcerative colitis sufferer

  2. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Stop sitting so much. Get a footstool for your feet when you shit. Problem solved

  3. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Just pop them

  4. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I had the worst hemmy ever like a month ago. It ended up popping whe i was at work and bled through my fricking pants for like 3 hours, entirely from tuff poopin.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I wonder if prolonged water fasts could help with those

      >bled through my fricking pants for like 3 hours
      Why didn't you go home after it popped? If that's not a legitimate reason to leave I don't know what is

  5. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Eat more fiber. Your shits should be coming out solid and like soup. Get a hemorrhoid donut and a foot stool to sit on.

  6. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Had an external hemorhoid as big as a grape a in february
    Worst fricking pain ove ever felt, when it popped there was so much blood i had to put a bunch of TP in my asscrack to make sure I didn't ruin my pants

  7. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Preparation H every time you shit and before you go to bed
    Then use baby wipes on your ass. Pat dry, then blow dry, don't rub your butthole
    That should fix it in a week

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      You also should do kegels, you probably have weak pelvic muscles.

      Don't use Prep H long-term, that stuff will actually thin your anal walls and make it worse later.

  8. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Stop wiping your ass with dry paper that gives you micro-cuts.
    Wash your butt with scalding hot water after you poop, you will never have hemorrhoids again.
    Consider wet wipes as well.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Having excessive bowl movements tears ur anus anyways.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Take stool softeners since you're probably a ketotard who refuses to eat fruit

  9. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Set in a hot tub before bed. It’s that easy.

  10. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I’ve never had hemorrhoids after using bidet

  11. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Keep a jar of coconut oil in your fridge or freezer. Take some out and roll it into a little suppository and shove in your ass. The cold will reduce the swelling and the coconut oil helps heal the tissue. I swear by this method. Coconut oil is great for any digestive issues, sometimes I use it like mouthwash and it helps my gums/teeth. Eating it normally is good for you as well I assume.

  12. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    had external ones ten years ago, left skin flaps around my butthole, it looks wrecked but i'm too embarrassed to get them removed so i hide my butthole from the world

  13. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Stay hydrated and eat more fiber. If necessary take metamucil for a week. Having one and only one solid, clean, slippery log pass once a day with no pushing does wonders for your anus.

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