How do I Primarchmaxx?

How do I Primarchmaxx?

  1. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Just be 6 ft and do calisthenics.

  2. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    better go Ork mode

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      6'1" lifter

      5'11" lifter

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Orks get bigger with time, anon. They are not eternal manlets like hummies.

  3. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Artificial organs
    Steroids
    Biotech implants
    Calisthenics
    Combat training
    Education, they all have genius level intellect

  4. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Fake your own death, then go full cocoon mode until the day comes

  5. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    my son the primarchs were made for a specific reason you are the true heirs of my imperium. it is as all my astartes proclaim "he who stands with me shall be my brother"

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I REJECT SLAANESH MY EMPEROR

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I REJECT SLAANESH MY EMPEROR

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I REJECT SLAANESH MY EMPEROR

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I REJECT SLAANESH MY EMPEROR

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I REJECT SLAANESH MY EMPEROR

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I REJECT SLAANESH MY EMPEROR

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I REJECT SLAANESH MY EMPEROR

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >I REJECT SLAANESH MY EMPEROR

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I REJECT SLAANESH NY EMPEROR

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I REJECT SLANNESH MY EMPEROR

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I REJECT SLANEESH MY EMPEROR

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I REJECT SLAANESH MY EMPEROR

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I REJECT SLAANESH MY EMPEROR

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I REJECT SLAANESH MY EMPEROR

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I REJECT SLAANESH MY EMPEROR

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      NOFAP IS PLACEBO

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        NGMI

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I REJECT SLAANESH MY EMPEROR

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I REJECT SLAANESH MY EMPEROR

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      KILL THE ENEMIES OF THE FALSE EMPEROR!

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous
    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I REJECT SLAANESH MY EMPEROR

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I REJECT SLAANESH MY EMPEROR

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I REJECT SLAANESH MY EMPEROR

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      DEATH TO THE FALSE EMPEROR AND ALL OF HIS SLAVES

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I REJECT SLAANESH MY EMPEROR

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I REJECT SLAANESH MY EMPEROR

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I REJECT SLAANESH MY EMPEROR

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I REJECT SLAANESH MY EMPEROR

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I REJECT SLAANESH MY EMPEROR

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I REJECT SLAANESH MY EMPEROR

  6. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Literally me

  7. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Seduce and old false god into giving you all the implants and bioengineering his stupidity can muster
    Then turn traitor and win

  8. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >space marines are just roid monkeys
    >primaris marines are just super roid monkeys

    Worshipers of the corpse on the gilded throne will defend this

  9. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    He looks like Nathan Explosion

  10. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    You are not of the Emperor's geneseed.

  11. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Praise the Emperor x12 daily

  12. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Primarchs weren't natty

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The emperor is natty and he mogs all his sons

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Yea they are retard. They were made using warp puke but it's still natty.

      Space Marines and Custodes aren't natty

  13. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    How do I Bretmaxx?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      lady of the lake bath water x3

  14. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    THE EMPEROR PROTECTS

  15. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    5'6 manlet proportions

  16. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Why not become a Young King?

  17. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Achievable natty?

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