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How do I Primarchmaxx?
Just be 6 ft and do calisthenics.
better go Ork mode
Orks get bigger with time, anon. They are not eternal manlets like hummies.
Education, they all have genius level intellect
Fake your own death, then go full cocoon mode until the day comes
my son the primarchs were made for a specific reason you are the true heirs of my imperium. it is as all my astartes proclaim "he who stands with me shall be my brother"
I REJECT SLAANESH MY EMPEROR
>I REJECT SLAANESH MY EMPEROR
I REJECT SLAANESH NY EMPEROR
I REJECT SLANNESH MY EMPEROR
I REJECT SLANEESH MY EMPEROR
NOFAP IS PLACEBO
KILL THE ENEMIES OF THE FALSE EMPEROR!
DEATH TO THE FALSE EMPEROR AND ALL OF HIS SLAVES
Seduce and old false god into giving you all the implants and bioengineering his stupidity can muster
Then turn traitor and win
>space marines are just roid monkeys
>primaris marines are just super roid monkeys
Worshipers of the corpse on the gilded throne will defend this
He looks like Nathan Explosion
You are not of the Emperor's geneseed.
Praise the Emperor x12 daily
Primarchs weren't natty
The emperor is natty and he mogs all his sons
Yea they are retard. They were made using warp puke but it's still natty.
Space Marines and Custodes aren't natty
How do I Bretmaxx?
lady of the lake bath water x3
THE EMPEROR PROTECTS
5'6 manlet proportions
Why not become a Young King?
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