How do I save my wife?

Shes gone up to 205lbs since the wedding. Al the way up from 120lbs...
>She's got the worst fat distribution genetics I've ever seen
>She's got a fucking fupa
>WHAT THE FUCK IS A FUPA
>She's 5'4
I've got her at a calorie deficit of 1200 calories and she won't go lower but no weight is being lost.

How do I go about saving her and not making her feel like shit?

  1. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    I wish I could post a pic of my sister in law, she has become a fucking fat cow since she married my brother 2 years ago. sad fucking tale.

  2. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    >not making her feel like shit?
    This is the hilarious part, you don't

  3. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Btw I'm trans, not that it matters

  4. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    >and not making her feel like shit?
    lol the absolute state of modern men, lmfao even

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      She's bipolar and last time I pissed her off she cut off my leopard geckos head and I beat the living shit out of her. We're finally on good terms and she knows her place but don't wanna have to do that again.

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        Your wife cut off an animal's head?

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        Should have divorced her on the spot. She killed something thats yours. Animal cruelty aside, what good reason did she have to act like?

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          its impossible to read these posts and not see the both of you as 1/10 mates, not sure you deserve any better to be honest bub

          I dropped 2 tabs after a long day, got naked danced to pink floyd for an hour. Got horny and raped her again and again for the next 12 or so hours

          • 6 months ago
            Anonymous

            0/10 mate

          • 6 months ago
            Anonymous

            Jesus Christ you're pathetic. Let her have the fupa you fucking worthless gay.

          • 6 months ago
            Anonymous

            >drugs and boomer rock lmao
            Nvm you got what you deserve.

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        its impossible to read these posts and not see the both of you as 1/10 mates, not sure you deserve any better to be honest bub

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        >she cut off my leopard geckos head

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        what the fuck do you think she's going to do to a baby if she's mad at you? She BEHEADED a gecko? She'll feed the dog rat poison for fun

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        i really hope you two dont breed

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        >I've got her at a calorie deficit of 1200 calories and she won't go lower but no weight is being lost.
        are you really that fucking stupid? she's obviously eating behind your back you dimwitted gullible idiot

        yeah none of that is true, probably not even OP. you would've landed in prison and alimony to pay if it were even remotely true

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          >would've landed in prison and alimony to pay

          Not OP I've beaten my girl half a dozen times she didn't even get mad at me let alone divorce me or call the police. This idea that DV is always some evil unhinged thing is such a fucking onions zoomer mindset. Woman are fucking retarded sometimes they do horrible shit and the only way to snap them out of it is with a smack in the head or a hand on the throat

          • 6 months ago
            Anonymous

            When I caught my girl cheating on me I held her down and fucked her while she was crying and asking me to stop. She apologized to me after and never cheated on me again.

            • 6 months ago
              Anonymous

              Dude wtf you just fucked her tainted cum stained pussy of another man for punishment?

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        [...]
        I dropped 2 tabs after a long day, got naked danced to pink floyd for an hour. Got horny and raped her again and again for the next 12 or so hours

        OP is a 0/10 loser married to another 0/10 loser

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          >stupid fat bitch comes into psych ward after a tik tok diagnosis and not showering for 3 days
          >staff tell her they don't have time to deal with her shallow, horizontal "cutting"

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous
      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        Why did you marry a bipolar nutcase? Unless you’re also one, then it’s fair game I suppose

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        >bipolar
        leave her now anon. don't do this to yourself.

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        Bro I am bipolar and have zero urge to cut off an animal's head lmao
        she's legit psycho

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          im pretty sure bipolar men are 100x more normal than biporal women

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        divorce her or your head will be next

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        >she cut off my leopard geckos head

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        She’s gonna stab you in your sleep anon

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        Holy shit haha dude I am the guy from

        My girl was 110 when we started dating. 130 when she got pregnant. 180 at labor. Thyroid issue went undiagnosed until she hit 210 about 6 months later. I didn't even say anything to her she literally just said ew I'm fucking gross I'm going to stop eating and she is now 110 again. lol sorry you guys have lazy whales for wives.

        I have an almost identical story with my wife lol bitches are crazy and sometimes you have to lay the smackdown to get things in order.

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        moron cutting off an animal's head has nothing to do with being bipolar. Trust me, I'd know.

  5. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Leave her dude
    She would rather die than change

  6. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Go for walks together and use the time to make her feel good about you and the relationship. As a psychologist, this will improve you pair bond while bumping up her sustained activity.

  7. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    >1200lbs deficit
    >5'4 woman
    So she's eating like 600 calories per day? Is this healthy?

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      I dont know. I just hate her fupa

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        There's no way she's actually at a deficit, she has to be sneaking snacks

  8. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    1200 is too low. you risk her ninjafeeding and fucking with her hormones. This is only good if you don't care if she keeps the weight off.

    HERE'S HOW TO DO IT IF YOU REALLY WANT SUCCESS gay;
    get her doing resistance training. find her true maintenance by feeding whole foods and tracking everything consistently. you do NOT want her losing weight (aside from early water weight) at this phase

    after a month of figuring out her true maintenance calories, ONLY THEN do you do a cut of around 200kcal a day. Look into refeeds; you'll want to occasionally do a week or two of a 'break' where she goes back to eating at maintenance. it'll help keep her metabolism healthy, keep her mindset positive, and she'll get good practice eating at a proper maintenance.

    It's the best way for people to diet for long term success. Do not buy into "muh 1200" crash diet nonsense. You'll just fuck her up. Believe me.

  9. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    >muh bipolar
    Please my guy, don't blame this on her illness. She's a bad person, and so are you.

  10. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Make her interested in eating spiralized zuchini/cucumber noodles.

  11. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    >I've got her at a calorie deficit of 1200 calories and she won't go lower but no weight is being lost.

    She's snacking when you aren't around

  12. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    >have really cute cousin
    >she's absolutely gorgeous
    >got married a few years ago
    >totally let herself go
    >ballooned the fuck up
    tradbros.....

  13. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    OMAD keto
    Worth a shot

  14. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    My girl was 110 when we started dating. 130 when she got pregnant. 180 at labor. Thyroid issue went undiagnosed until she hit 210 about 6 months later. I didn't even say anything to her she literally just said ew I'm fucking gross I'm going to stop eating and she is now 110 again. lol sorry you guys have lazy whales for wives.

  15. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Increase protein, protein is harder to burn... I hear.

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