How do I save my wife?

Shes gone up to 205lbs since the wedding. Al the way up from 120lbs...
>She's got the worst fat distribution genetics I've ever seen
>She's got a fricking fupa
>WHAT THE FRICK IS A FUPA
>She's 5'4
I've got her at a calorie deficit of 1200 calories and she won't go lower but no weight is being lost.

How do I go about saving her and not making her feel like shit?

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  1. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I wish I could post a pic of my sister in law, she has become a fricking fat cow since she married my brother 2 years ago. sad fricking tale.

  2. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >not making her feel like shit?
    This is the hilarious part, you don't

  3. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Btw I'm trans, not that it matters

  4. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >and not making her feel like shit?
    lol the absolute state of modern men, lmfao even

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      She's bipolar and last time I pissed her off she cut off my leopard geckos head and I beat the living shit out of her. We're finally on good terms and she knows her place but don't wanna have to do that again.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Your wife cut off an animal's head?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Should have divorced her on the spot. She killed something thats yours. Animal cruelty aside, what good reason did she have to act like?

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          its impossible to read these posts and not see the both of you as 1/10 mates, not sure you deserve any better to be honest bub

          I dropped 2 tabs after a long day, got naked danced to pink floyd for an hour. Got horny and raped her again and again for the next 12 or so hours

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            0/10 mate

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Jesus Christ you're pathetic. Let her have the fupa you fricking worthless homosexual.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            >drugs and boomer rock lmao
            Nvm you got what you deserve.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        its impossible to read these posts and not see the both of you as 1/10 mates, not sure you deserve any better to be honest bub

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >she cut off my leopard geckos head

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        what the frick do you think she's going to do to a baby if she's mad at you? She BEHEADED a gecko? She'll feed the dog rat poison for fun

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        i really hope you two dont breed

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >I've got her at a calorie deficit of 1200 calories and she won't go lower but no weight is being lost.
        are you really that fricking stupid? she's obviously eating behind your back you dimwitted gullible idiot

        yeah none of that is true, probably not even OP. you would've landed in prison and alimony to pay if it were even remotely true

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >would've landed in prison and alimony to pay

          Not OP I've beaten my girl half a dozen times she didn't even get mad at me let alone divorce me or call the police. This idea that DV is always some evil unhinged thing is such a fricking onions zoomer mindset. Woman are fricking moronic sometimes they do horrible shit and the only way to snap them out of it is with a smack in the head or a hand on the throat

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            When I caught my girl cheating on me I held her down and fricked her while she was crying and asking me to stop. She apologized to me after and never cheated on me again.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              Dude wtf you just fricked her tainted cum stained pussy of another man for punishment?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        [...]
        I dropped 2 tabs after a long day, got naked danced to pink floyd for an hour. Got horny and raped her again and again for the next 12 or so hours

        OP is a 0/10 loser married to another 0/10 loser

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >stupid fat b***h comes into psych ward after a tik tok diagnosis and not showering for 3 days
          >staff tell her they don't have time to deal with her shallow, horizontal "cutting"

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous
      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Why did you marry a bipolar nutcase? Unless you’re also one, then it’s fair game I suppose

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >bipolar
        leave her now anon. don't do this to yourself.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Bro I am bipolar and have zero urge to cut off an animal's head lmao
        she's legit psycho

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          im pretty sure bipolar men are 100x more normal than biporal women

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        divorce her or your head will be next

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >she cut off my leopard geckos head

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        She’s gonna stab you in your sleep anon

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Holy shit haha dude I am the guy from

        My girl was 110 when we started dating. 130 when she got pregnant. 180 at labor. Thyroid issue went undiagnosed until she hit 210 about 6 months later. I didn't even say anything to her she literally just said ew I'm fricking gross I'm going to stop eating and she is now 110 again. lol sorry you guys have lazy whales for wives.

        I have an almost identical story with my wife lol b***hes are crazy and sometimes you have to lay the smackdown to get things in order.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Black person cutting off an animal's head has nothing to do with being bipolar. Trust me, I'd know.

  5. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Leave her dude
    She would rather die than change

  6. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Go for walks together and use the time to make her feel good about you and the relationship. As a psychologist, this will improve you pair bond while bumping up her sustained activity.

  7. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >1200lbs deficit
    >5'4 woman
    So she's eating like 600 calories per day? Is this healthy?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I dont know. I just hate her fupa

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        There's no way she's actually at a deficit, she has to be sneaking snacks

  8. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    1200 is too low. you risk her ninjafeeding and fricking with her hormones. This is only good if you don't care if she keeps the weight off.

    HERE'S HOW TO DO IT IF YOU REALLY WANT SUCCESS homosexual;
    get her doing resistance training. find her true maintenance by feeding whole foods and tracking everything consistently. you do NOT want her losing weight (aside from early water weight) at this phase

    after a month of figuring out her true maintenance calories, ONLY THEN do you do a cut of around 200kcal a day. Look into refeeds; you'll want to occasionally do a week or two of a 'break' where she goes back to eating at maintenance. it'll help keep her metabolism healthy, keep her mindset positive, and she'll get good practice eating at a proper maintenance.

    It's the best way for people to diet for long term success. Do not buy into "muh 1200" crash diet nonsense. You'll just frick her up. Believe me.

  9. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >muh bipolar
    Please my guy, don't blame this on her illness. She's a bad person, and so are you.

  10. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Make her interested in eating spiralized zuchini/cucumber noodles.

  11. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >I've got her at a calorie deficit of 1200 calories and she won't go lower but no weight is being lost.

    She's snacking when you aren't around

  12. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >have really cute cousin
    >she's absolutely gorgeous
    >got married a few years ago
    >totally let herself go
    >ballooned the frick up
    tradbros.....

  13. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    OMAD keto
    Worth a shot

  14. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    My girl was 110 when we started dating. 130 when she got pregnant. 180 at labor. Thyroid issue went undiagnosed until she hit 210 about 6 months later. I didn't even say anything to her she literally just said ew I'm fricking gross I'm going to stop eating and she is now 110 again. lol sorry you guys have lazy whales for wives.

  15. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Increase protein, protein is harder to burn... I hear.

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