How do I shorten my torso so I dont look like a deformed freak. Serious answers only please

How do I shorten my torso so I dont look like a deformed freak. Serious answers only please

  1. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Wear high rise pants like the 50s or something idk

  2. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Go easy with the photoshop dude

  3. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Pull your pants up, dipshit

  4. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Pull up your pant waist another inch for starters. Maybe wearing baggier jeans would help even out the visual balance between top and bottom.

  5. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Long torso is good in bodybuilding
    You just need to get out of dyel mode my friend

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Personally when I saw your pic in cbt I thought you had insane awesome Upper body and v-taper but need esp more arms biceps traps and back - lats focus to balance out proportions. Long

      >they look great
      Maybe in Pandora or another foreign planet

      torso is fuckin based for builders-!

  6. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I wish I had that guys proportions, instead I'm a genetic dead end with a negative shoulder to waist ratio that can't build size, this might be my last post the rope is starting to look comfortable.....

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      You have the makings of bearmode. Work your abs more.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >makings of bearmode
        So I'm nearing clinical obesity and I'm gay? damn I'm really going to neck it now.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          No, you look big and manly, or would if you had more pecs.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >makings of bearmode
        So I'm nearing clinical obesity and I'm gay? damn I'm really going to neck it now.

        Sorry, I meant your pectorals. You have literally no chest.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          I have literally no anything besides barely visible ab lines in heavy down-lighting bro, wish my parents hasn't cursed me to be a genetic dead end, I'll get my pay back by not having children, but it's not like any girl is interested in me anyway.

          why are your nips so long bro?
          you should look into liability insurance, you could easily take someone's eye out with those things

          Grew up on onions milk.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Not sure how you end up with that body then still have no confidence. Whatever dude. Ignore good advice and stay alone and unhappy.
            Its truly impossible to penetrate the walls of an incel.

            • 1 month ago
              Buckbreaker

              I am that guy from the pics. I am not sure why he is pretending to be me, I think he got mad because I did not praise his ass in some other thread, some psycho case I guess
              Anyway I feel flattered he saved my pics to jerk off to them

              • 1 month ago
                Buckbreaker

                Stop attempting to give me false convince by pretending to be me, I know I'm a loser and I've known since the day I realized that I was a homosexual you don't need to rub it in, it's hard enough to live with genetics as bad as mine.

              • 1 month ago
                Buckbreaker

                t.

              • 1 month ago
                Buckbreaker

                t.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                I would, no homo

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Then work the pecs and obtain bearmode. Number 4 on the list.

              • 1 month ago
                Buckbreaker

                Thanks bro, I've been going heavy with the chest routines lately

                t.

                Lol this gave you a boner isnt it, weirdo?

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                How did you manage to train your chest without gaining any size in your shoulders?

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Chest exercises get assisted by triceps not shoulders, he must have strong tris

              • 1 month ago
                Buckbreaker

                It's mostly gyno and fat, as you can see here

                I wish I had that guys proportions, instead I'm a genetic dead end with a negative shoulder to waist ratio that can't build size, this might be my last post the rope is starting to look comfortable.....

                I also have non existent triceps.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                This

                Chest exercises get assisted by triceps not shoulders, he must have strong tris

                Yeah shoulders might use some more work

                It's mostly gyno and fat, as you can see here [...] I also have non existent triceps.

                Lol you even got the trip name and everything, thanks for the appreciation thread, I dont deserve it tho lol

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                >tries his hardest to anglefraud
                >still looks small.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                You would know, you are the angle frauding gay

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                >doesn't know what a tripcode is
                >thinks shoulders don't assist presses
                you're more retarded than you are unfit

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Please choke me with those thighs

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Sorry I lack the glute strength to do so, any tips on how to get rid of my sausage nipples? is tamoxifen the only way? I wish God hadn't cursed me with this gyno.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          why are your nips so long bro?
          you should look into liability insurance, you could easily take someone's eye out with those things

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Long nips best nips

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          I'd still suck them, no homo

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Either you're trolling or have vigorexia
      Mirin them legs over here my dude

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Sorry I lack the glute strength to do so, any tips on how to get rid of my sausage nipples? is tamoxifen the only way? I wish God hadn't cursed me with this gyno.

      autistic samefagging

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >What Starting Strength does to a mf

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Unironically

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Starting strength changes your skeleton's pelvic width and shortens your clavicle bones so your shoulders become narrower? Nice bro.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Just go for this. Or become a femboy. Whatever you decide to go with you will have to stick to since you can't become Bane, regret it and then become femboy.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Aside from the traps, bane just looks like a fat guy

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Sure but he looks great. What do you suggest

          I wish I had that guys proportions, instead I'm a genetic dead end with a negative shoulder to waist ratio that can't build size, this might be my last post the rope is starting to look comfortable.....

          do with his life?

  7. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Spinal shortening surgery

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      the medical term is called a torsectomy. some people get a full torsectomy, but the partial torsectomy is not uncommon. my cousin got a partial from his bellybutton to his sternum, and he is drowning in pussy now.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Yes I was 7 feet tall, I had mine last June and now I'm 6'5. Never seen so much pussy in my life.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          congratulations my fren, it is always great to hear about the success stories. as we all know, science is often extremely fake and incredibly gay, but it is important to remember that they do get some things right, such as the surgical removal of portions of the torso, which is perhaps the most useless area of the body

  8. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Maybe go a little more bear and a little less twink.

  9. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I am getting uncanny valley vibes
    I mean it looks kinda real but also fake as fuck, how is this possible? It may be the shitty resolution tho

  10. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    unpopular opinion but I think long torsos look aesthetic as fuck, assuming you don't have midget legs
    most swimmers have long ass torsos and they look great

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      most swimmers look weird and unproportional, wtf u talking about

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >they look great
      Maybe in Pandora or another foreign planet

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        He would look normal if his pants were not literally hanging off his ass. Why is this so hard to understand?

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >pants would fix everything else
          Are you retarded?

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous
            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              Fixed

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              you can literally see this dudes fucking pubic hair, is this a fucking joke, dude would look perfectly normal with his pants where they are supposed to be and jot 0.5 inches above his fucking dick

  11. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    You look like a Geodude

  12. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Long torso is the least of your problems, everything else looks roids-assisted especially those bloated shoulders and arms, get definition asap and you might look better

  13. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    You need to find a manlet and trade with him. You must both chant your appropriate chants for the ritual to be successful
    >shrink, shrink, shrink
    >grow, grow, grow
    Only then will the pantheon of Mount Brolympus notice and bless your exchange.

  14. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Breh you look fine. Don't let IST gays get in you head. You don't need to ask about it in three threads.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      It's some gay larping as him because he got butthurt about being roasted.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        I think if any, OP is the butthurt gay, he gives other people unwanted advice as if he was good shit, despite looking weird, and gets autistically mad when people dont praise him for it, had been roaming these threads for a while, no wonder he got people who hate him already

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >he gives other people unwanted advice as if he was good shit, despite looking weird
          Dude has amazing proportions for his height, what the fuck are you on about? Maybe if you took his advise you wouldn't be posting threads seething about him.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            I did not post shit, I am just explaining where all the hate could come from, seethe OP
            >advise
            And learn proper english, Hispanic

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            >Amazing proportions
            This must be trollin lol

  15. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Just go bloatmode to fill in the normal proportions

  16. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >The only human that might unironically be able to pull off Yujiro proportions.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      his pecs are 2/3s of his whole torso. whereas OPs pecs are 2/6s of his whole torso

  17. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Peak aesthetics

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Starting strength changes your skeleton's pelvic width and shortens your clavicle bones so your shoulders become narrower? Nice bro.

      Sure but he looks great. What do you suggest [...] do with his life?

      Nice samefagging, seething gay OP, keep mirin and saving my pics, ugly framed incel

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