How do we fix the obesity problem?
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This is now a Paul Phoenix thread.
why the frick does this fricker have so much damage?
Idk it’s annoying AF, but you mainly need to avoid letting him get the counter hit. I think that’s where the huge damage for that punch attack comes.
Adjust calories as i just jerk offd for the second edition. Can someone help? gaining muscles and losing shitloads of weight I'm gay and I was laughing so hard I could quit if I can walk away from it for special occasions (girls) now that my legs are stronger than the rest of the bicep or the hacker IST? Dude you've been in a normal sized meal. As the screaming lunatic suggests, salmon and dark berries are a technique/use thing. I'm anon. Stacey? Right on, Stacey it's cool to run
What the frick? This is literally an AI bot post.
Nah, those are better than that one
make fat people eat a balanced breakfast like mine
Honestly looks tasty as shit
There is frick all protein here tbh. You need Greek yoghurt on the side
I eat Greek yoghurt and cheese slices an hour before that breakfast.
>eggs
>no protein
?
Compared to the fat and carbs from the rest of it
>beans
>pumpkin seeds
>raw cashews
It's like you want gyno
>only 2 eggs
>2 whole ass pieces of bread
Only thing you got right was the butter.
It’s 4 eggs
What are they quail eggs? Nibba needs bigger eggs then
This homie really out here eatin' beans lol
The only healthy thing you’re eating are the eggs, you dumb b***h. Why are you eating overpriced seeds full of substandard protein and inflammatory oils?
Don't listen to the haters, white beans are nutritious as frick. If you get tired of them you can alternate with lentils.
Fricking garbage. kys. Oh wait, you already are.
cashews beans and bread.
>cut it out
Mandatory physical education.
Fat tax.
Free healthcare to everyone with low enough body fat percentage.
Fitness is free and can be done anywhere (calisthenics) and classes don't matter past maybe high school. Its weak willpower and people just love being comfortable in their weak fat bodies.
Physical culture had right ideas back when it was a popular thing pre-II world war era, it also meant less sports injuries, more mobile athletes and just in general more stronger and enduring people.
>classes don't matter past maybe high school.
I don't really mean them for anything other than school kids. But a lot of places don't have mandatory physical education, or if they do they let stuff like bowling and driver's ed count. The places that do require it have cut down the required hours.
If I had my way you wouldn't be able to get a high school diploma without running an 9 minute mile and doing 5 pull ups.
Yes
>Free healthcare to everyone with low enough body fat percentage.
wow. racist AND fat phobic?
In 1950/1960 people didn't have to plan out their life to not become obese, ask yourself why. On a societal level it is not a willpower issue. On an individual level it is because modern society sets you up to fail.
lol cuz I could go to the doctor and have em write out a dexedrine Rx, even DNP, no problem.
Remember folks: your parents were drugged out of their gourds.
very redpilled
I'm sure giving the state financial incentives to create fat people will make them stop making fat people
>daddy government solve the problem!
What will it take for you people to understand?
The government will NEVER solve problems, it only exacerbates them. Your taxes are being used right now to pay fatasses' medical bills and put HFCS in your food.
The only thing the government needs to do is STOP getting involved.
This. Government intervention brought corn subsidies, which is why corn and corn syrup is in literally everything. Government needs to take its dick out of everything.
It's a crisis. Fat kills 300,000 Americans a year. That's a Civil War every two years. Every decade obesity kills more Americans than every war the country has ever been in combined.
Some things can't be fixed with good thoughts and happy feelings senpai.
It's literally a crisis caused by government intervention making shit food cheap. Cut off sugar, corn, and s*ybean subsidies and watch the problem fix itself. That would be less government intervention AND help solve the crisis.
What if we tell them that every fat person is allowed unlimited time off work to vacation on a particular island but once their they are told they can’t eat or leave or they’ll be shot dead.
You have to fix the society that focuses on convenience due to working way too many hours or just being lazy. Also actually teach people how bad all the soda and junk food they eat is.
There is no fixing the problem idiot
The US Entertainment industry are dream manufacturers paid by the US government to create the narrative the American lifestyle is idyllic when in reality it resembles much closer to a 3rd world shithole wearing a Gucci belt. This creates paralysis for Internal change amongst it citizens and creates false envy in desperate immigrants.
Also is caffeine good for you?
>t. never actually been to a 3rd world shithole
I guarantee you Eastern Europe looks a lot closer to Nicaragua and Venezuela than the US. What's worse, the UK and Germany are starting to look like that too.
I am from eastern block, and i have been in USA and its better here
>Free healthcare
>Females hot af yet somewhat trad
>Cheap and modern public transport
>Lots and lots of jobs
>No Black folk
>Beautiful nature
>Having actuall history and culture
>We own our properties
>Produce healthy food from local farmers
>Minimum globohomosexual despite israelite tryhard
People are fat anyway thanks to the globohomosexual agenda, but live is really easy, i save up like 60% of salary + can buy whatever i want.
Country is picrel
Sorry.
I am from NI, and i have been in Eastern Bloc and its better here
>Free healthcare
>Females hot af yet somewhat trad
>Cheap and modern public transport
>Lots and lots of jobs
>No Black folk
>Beautiful nature
>Having actuall history and culture
>We own our properties
>Produce healthy food from local farmers
>Minimum globohomosexual despite israelite tryhard
People are fat anyway thanks to the globohomosexual agenda, but live is really easy, i save up like 60% of salary + can buy whatever i want.
Country is picrel
Sorry.
I am from Vermont, and i have been in Nicaragua and its better here
>Best healthcare
>Females hot af yet somewhat trad
>Cheap and modern private and public transport
>Lots and lots of jobs
>No Black folk
>Beautiful nature
>Having actuall history and culture
>We own our properties
>Produce healthy food from local farmers
>Minimum globohomosexual despite israelite tryhard
People are fat anyway thanks to the globohomosexual agenda, but live is really easy, i save up like 60% of salary + can buy whatever i want.
Country is picrel
Soerey.
>No Black folk
easymode free win
You are lying, public transport is shit outside of Burlington. Women are literal dog shit in Burlington, that burn coal on max power. The women don’t shave in Montpelier. There’s nothing but morons in Burlington that vote for democrats and frick over the rest of the state. To top it off, taxes are way too damn high in this state. So high in fact that every household I know commutes to New Hampshire to shop/eat out/buy tobacco/buy booze. And btw Vermont’s entire economy is based on sucking new yorkers off. So shut the frick up. Living up here is unsustainable economically. And 90% of the people in this state would die if not for the mbutthole money feeding them every month
>Seethe and cope
Touch grass, loser
Again local farmers produce nothing but maple syrup and beer. That’s it, everything else is imported, even the dairy industry is so monopolised that local farmers are forced to sell their farms and move out. Post your grocery bill . And by lots of jobs, you mean lots of jobs that involve sucking out of staters off. There are no real good jobs outside of a few niches. Like UVM health or something. You’re either a kid or not a Vermonter. This state is unsustainable AS FRICK. You watch this winter
He’s got a point. Im American and traveled a lot and im inclined to agree. It’s insane seeing how much better the average eastern bloc woman’s body is compared to an American woman’s. Absolutely insane. Their lives seem less stressful and less based in mindless competitiveness and consumerism too. That’s my take anyway. Americans have bigger houses and more stuff and more money those are the main advantages I’d give to the US.
>Their lives seem less stressful and less based in mindless competitiveness and consumerism too
If their women are less consumerist, then why is everyone in europe ALWAYS wearing clothing plastered in fashion brand logos?
>ADIDAS
>GUCCI
>PRADA
>ADIDAS
>*some shit yuropoor brand*
>RALPH LAUREN
>ADIDAS
Girls. Guys. Everyone. It's fricking insane.
Dunno about other countries but in my post-soviet c**t it's mostly either the zoomers, or millenials wearing brand shit
Millenials wear it because they are fricking subhumans who are so terrified of aging they parrot and subvert anything the young people do to delude themselves and society into thinking they're young.
While my friends (zoomers) wear it mostly because:
>they're fashionable ofc
>our local rap scene keeps flaunting them because they're expensive = perfect for big bad rich rappers
>quality over quantity mindset
Like growing up, me and most of my friends were wearing cheap shit that we wore for like a couple months and threw out because it broke down in the laundry. Nike, Adidas etc might be shit/mediocre by western standards, but they are pretty expensive here, and they do have a m o s t l y consistent and decent quality and you can keep using them for longer. At least compared to most local brands
More high-end shit like gucci, prada etc is just the same i mentioned but more towards drip and fashion, because obviously the quality to price ratio is very much a case of diminishing returns.
Except
>Free healthcare
Most of you are poor as frick so you need it
>Females hot af yet somewhat trad
Slavic women are best known for prostitution
>Cheap and modern public transport
Again because everything is poor and cheap there
>Lots and lots of jobs
That pay 3rd world wages
>No Black folk
Because eastern europeans are the Black folk of europe
>Beautiful nature
Lol, literally every country has this
>Having actuall history and culture
That no one cares about
>We own our properties
Because they're worth a 1/10th of us property
>Produce healthy food from local farmers
Lmao, obesity rates say otherwise
>Minimum globohomosexual despite israelite tryhard
Durr da joos
Anything else?
You kinda... kinda just came unravelled at that last on there champ. Was uh, was that one just a yard to far? Kinda stung a little?
I dont understand what you're trying to say sweety
Oh shit his argument is invalid, you win this one you damn euroBlack person!!!
6 million thank yous good sir.
Thats a little high dont ya think
Seething israelite
>Durr da joos
This but unironically
A large portion of Americans are on government healthcare.
See medicare, medicaid, government (federal/state/county/city) workers, the military, arguably any contractor for the government indirectly, so yeah 50% roughly at least are already on government healthcare at any given moment.
butthurt ameriisraelite
the israelites will bring the war to your countries, they already destroyed one white country, next one is poland
Fat people Holocaust
I don't think they make ovens big enough. And no one has time to starve them to death.
>tfw Japanese Idealized-American Charismatic Tanker Tomboy gf
Should I just start drinking now?
$10 tax for every gram of added sugar in a product.
Well first you're going to have to fix Europe. They're the cause of this.
>Less obese countries are red
>More obese countries are gray
Who the frick decided on that colour scheme???
Gray are too far gone
kek, made me cringe too. And it goes from yellow to blue, wtf
OTOKO NO KOKORO WA
KAZE
We don't. Obese people have lower fertility rates.
By destroying the world with obesity we save it.
Make it so fat people can't have a driver's license and if they're caught driving they go to forced weight loss camps.
Anons, we live in a nanny state in burgerland. I love America, but I hate fat Americans. We pay almost half our income to mommy gubment. Bad thoughts on the internet can get glowiebois at your door in a heartbeat if it was convenient, but instead the feds let schizos shoot shit up because it's for a ~~*fun*~~ agenda. IF, and that is a HUGE if, the government wanted, the obesity crisis would be solved within one generation. Behold:
>Starting at age 18, your income tax is increased for every BMI point over the healthy range. You can take a 30 minute annual fitness test to gain immunity from this tax (simple lifts, basic cardio to spare the gym rats/powershitters)
>20% flat tax on food that isn't sufficiently nutrient dense, at fast food restaurants and grocery stores. All legit clean foods are tax exempt like other 'necessities.' Eggs, etc.
>All government officials who are currently serving are killed via rifle fire in minecraft
>Parents of fat children are also given the above tax on THEIR income as long as their tubbos are on healthcare
>tax on clothing sizes over a large and whatever size corresponds to a men's large for women
Should be a good start I think. If you take away the fatties' disposable income via taxing we'll get some combination of: less doordash orders from them or more money to spend on bombing random muslim kids so win/win
>nanny state
>half income
>bad thoughts
I'm glad you're wrong and really dumb. Wanna know whats really bad? Finland. They pay 70% of their income straight to the government. They pay an additional 25% tax on everything they buy, 100% taxes on cars, and 200% taxes on petrol for the car. At this point finns are no longer free citizens but wards of the state in which they are provided an allowance for their chores while mummy keeps the rest for her clubbing time
Don't care about midget countries that exist by the largesse of krauts. Take your air balloon or whatever to a real country and we can talk brotha
>WERE A NANNY STATE AND PAY TOO MUCH TAXES
>one of the least taxed countries in the world
>IDC ABOUT ACTUAL NANNY STATES THOSE ARE FINE
"" ""
>HIGH TAXES ARE OKAY BECAUSE SOME COUNTRIES HAVE HIGHERS TAXES
have a nice day
>Starting at age 18, your income tax is increased
Your plan made it about 8 words before it failed. Government, through discouraging self awareness and morals, and prioritizing lazy consumerist fattening liberal lifestyles, has caused the obesity crisis.
Giving the government more money will not solve the problem that the government has caused. Try again, but think first this time.
>government caused the obesity epidemic
>let's give the government more power to solve the obesity epidemic
>almost half our income
that's cute, come to argentina
imagine not living in Texas
>ZERO state income tax
its almost too based to believe
>its almost too based to believe
I bet your sales tax and property tax are much higher to compensate.
The state of Alaska has no state income, property, or sales taxes. Individual cities have property and/or sales taxes, but some (like Tok) have neither.
Alaska (the state) makes money by selling oil. The state owns mineral rights, and sells the oil to the oil companies, who drill it up.
Looks like it's on the higher end, but not crazy.
I don't know about Texas, but some states with no income tax don't compensate. They simply have few services.
In the top 10% of states with highest state property taxes, plus lots of municipal property taxes on top of it.
>letting the government tell you which foods to eat
This is how the average American actually looks like,America is mongrelised hellscape
A Black person
roll the piggies downhill. Those who survive are allowed to go on a diet.
Tax processed food. Give subsidies to fresh fruit and veg. Let the market handle the rest.
You will literally have to fix society and government from the ground up. Obesity is a symptom of a greater disease.
Reject modern food
Reject modern technology (digital computers as recreation)
Reject modern education
Reject permanent acceptance of objectively bad things i.e. mental disorders, obesity, so on
A lot of these trends are based in the 50s save 60s. Soda, malts, candy and garbage food were already parts on the American diet. They just became increasingly large parts as rare frivolities shifted to daily consumption. The consumerist parts of society were already. People need more willpower then before because we've gotten better at tempting people to gluttony.
There have been a couple big cultural shifts. But they're going to be basically impossible to reverse. The big one is that women left the home. The number of women that cook three meals a day is miniscule. That's not going to change as long as women are expected to work outside the home.
The other shift is that now people are more sedentary than ever before. Less labor jobs, more office work. Increasingly fewer active hobbies. More time sitting in front of a screen. Work is not likely to shift back in a post industrial society. Good luck separating people from thier screens.
unironically that would do it for the most part
read Small is Beautiful. It talks about appropriate technology. Some modern technology is good and some is bad. we need to accept only appropriate technology
PE time in all sedentary jobs, no joke.
I like this idea. Might be hard to swing when people have an hour and and a half if break time during an 8 hour day already.
Covid showed us people are very happy to comply with martial law. The obvious solution is to make being fat illegal outside of one's home. If a fat person leaves their home they are sent to a prison hospital and only given electrolytes until they are at a bmi of 16.
>bmi of 16.
That would frick a lot of fit dudes.
It's meant to be punitive. There is no excuse for being a disgusting sack of lard. If they want to say it's not fat but big bones/soft muscles then surely they can squat 1x bodyweight. It's a low standard but none of them will be able to pass it anyway so it doesn't matter.
>then surely they can squat 1x bodyweight.
That seems like a fine criteria. But going purely by body mass index is bad.
I'd honestly put new immigration quotas on fat people too. Get too fat, lose your green card
Reduce corn subsidies and support other vegetable growers instead.
The Japanese draw Americans as "meatheads" because in their culture being ripped = less intelligent. Obviously that perspective is changing as more Asians are getting more IST, but it's still the stereotype. They see Americans like we see Johhny Bravo. These anime drawings are back-handed compliment.
Some of those are from fighting series where they aren't even the biggest guy.
Japs are just suckers for that HWD energy.
That reminds of an interview I saw with the creators of south park. In the pokemon episode the Japanese directors of it keep talking about the HWD. Trey Parker (who actually speaks Japanese) talked about how this joke was based on a real Japanese guy they knew who wouldnt shut up about his admiration for the HWD. So what youre saying might actually be true.
Mandatory Fat Camps
Fat camps have a bad track record for long term change. Once kids go back to their old environment they go back to their old eating and exercise habits so regain the weight they lost.
If they're mandatory for everyone then the environment they return to won't have fatty enablers
Tax them
Remove their social care rights
Im tempted to say bring back mandatory military service but a lot of American veterans are fat. Though I still believe this will lower crime rates and teaches discipline that zoomer sorely lack these days.
Stop subsidizing it. Corn and sóy are some of he most subsidized crops in the US and they're in EVERYTHING unless you cook for yourself. Also, end food stamps.
I don't think good stamps are the problem. The problem is that food stamps cover shit like soda, chips and other junk food.
Though to be honest a non cash system would be better. Like a program that just delivers fresh fruit and veggies with subs rice and meat.
Frick the US spends $122.1 billion a year on food assistance. Even if they just switched to Hello Fresh at $7.50 a serving they could send 14.8 million people three meals a day for every day of the year.
>Even if they just switched to Hello Fresh at $7.50 a serving they could send 14.8 million people three meals a day for every day of the year.
Okay, cool, now what about the other 38 million people on food stamps?
Death camps? They're probably nonwhite.
If they don't frick things up they can probably get meals for half that thanks to economies of scale.
Given that SNAP has a graduated rate, there's no reason that everyone would need the same coverage. So some people get 3, or 2 or 1 free meal a day depending on income level.
Alternatively make SNAP bmi dependent and cut over half the rolls.
Just stopping the subsidies would be enough, there would be no need to end food stamps because junk food would jump up in price and make people on food stamps unable to afford junk food in the first place (or if they did buy junk food they'd have to buy so much less that the calories would balance down to prevent them from overeating into obesity).
Standing here
I realize
They were just like me
Trying to make history
But who’s to judge
The fat from fit
When our gains are down
I think we’ll both agree
That dyelness breeds dyelness
But in the end
It has to be this way
I’ve carved my own path
You followed your sloth
But maybe we’re not the same
The world has turned
And no fat has been burned
Only you are to blame
Yet staring across this hellish mutt filled land
I feel new life will be born
Beneath the sweat stained sand
Beneath the sweat staineeedddd sannnnddddd
we cant tax the fatties because the gov would just spike the tap water with corn syrup for money
This is unfortunately true. Fatties are a huge demographic and a huge voting block.
Personally I'd cut farm subsidies, make food stamps bmi dependant and make it mandatory for insurance companies to charge fat people a higher insurance premium. It's a free country, people should be free to be fat. But no one should have to pay to subsidize thier fatness.
Never get that first one past Iowa the first presidential caucus
>make it mandatory for insurance companies to charge fat people a higher insurance premium
Insurance companies used to alter rates based on health conditions but everyone had a hissy fit over it and created the Affordable Care Act which made it illegal to set rates based on anything other than age, location, tobacco use, and the plan type. Now everyone subsidizes fatties even with private insurance. Thanks, Obama.
Obstacle courses must be completed before entering any place that sells food
Cripples get a pass ofc