How do we fix the obesity problem?

How do we fix the obesity problem?

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  1. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    This is now a Paul Phoenix thread.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      why the frick does this fricker have so much damage?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Idk it’s annoying AF, but you mainly need to avoid letting him get the counter hit. I think that’s where the huge damage for that punch attack comes.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Adjust calories as i just jerk offd for the second edition. Can someone help? gaining muscles and losing shitloads of weight I'm gay and I was laughing so hard I could quit if I can walk away from it for special occasions (girls) now that my legs are stronger than the rest of the bicep or the hacker IST? Dude you've been in a normal sized meal. As the screaming lunatic suggests, salmon and dark berries are a technique/use thing. I'm anon. Stacey? Right on, Stacey it's cool to run

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        What the frick? This is literally an AI bot post.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Nah, those are better than that one

  2. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    make fat people eat a balanced breakfast like mine

    • 2 years ago
      New

      Honestly looks tasty as shit

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      There is frick all protein here tbh. You need Greek yoghurt on the side

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        I eat Greek yoghurt and cheese slices an hour before that breakfast.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >eggs
        >no protein
        ?

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Compared to the fat and carbs from the rest of it

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >beans
      >pumpkin seeds
      >raw cashews
      It's like you want gyno
      >only 2 eggs
      >2 whole ass pieces of bread
      Only thing you got right was the butter.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        It’s 4 eggs

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          What are they quail eggs? Nibba needs bigger eggs then

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      This homie really out here eatin' beans lol

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      The only healthy thing you’re eating are the eggs, you dumb b***h. Why are you eating overpriced seeds full of substandard protein and inflammatory oils?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Don't listen to the haters, white beans are nutritious as frick. If you get tired of them you can alternate with lentils.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Fricking garbage. kys. Oh wait, you already are.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      cashews beans and bread.
      >cut it out

  3. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Mandatory physical education.
    Fat tax.
    Free healthcare to everyone with low enough body fat percentage.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Fitness is free and can be done anywhere (calisthenics) and classes don't matter past maybe high school. Its weak willpower and people just love being comfortable in their weak fat bodies.

      Physical culture had right ideas back when it was a popular thing pre-II world war era, it also meant less sports injuries, more mobile athletes and just in general more stronger and enduring people.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >classes don't matter past maybe high school.
        I don't really mean them for anything other than school kids. But a lot of places don't have mandatory physical education, or if they do they let stuff like bowling and driver's ed count. The places that do require it have cut down the required hours.
        If I had my way you wouldn't be able to get a high school diploma without running an 9 minute mile and doing 5 pull ups.

        >Free healthcare to everyone with low enough body fat percentage.
        wow. racist AND fat phobic?

        Yes

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >Free healthcare to everyone with low enough body fat percentage.
      wow. racist AND fat phobic?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      In 1950/1960 people didn't have to plan out their life to not become obese, ask yourself why. On a societal level it is not a willpower issue. On an individual level it is because modern society sets you up to fail.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        lol cuz I could go to the doctor and have em write out a dexedrine Rx, even DNP, no problem.
        Remember folks: your parents were drugged out of their gourds.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        very redpilled

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I'm sure giving the state financial incentives to create fat people will make them stop making fat people

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >daddy government solve the problem!
      What will it take for you people to understand?
      The government will NEVER solve problems, it only exacerbates them. Your taxes are being used right now to pay fatasses' medical bills and put HFCS in your food.
      The only thing the government needs to do is STOP getting involved.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        This. Government intervention brought corn subsidies, which is why corn and corn syrup is in literally everything. Government needs to take its dick out of everything.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        It's a crisis. Fat kills 300,000 Americans a year. That's a Civil War every two years. Every decade obesity kills more Americans than every war the country has ever been in combined.

        Some things can't be fixed with good thoughts and happy feelings senpai.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          It's literally a crisis caused by government intervention making shit food cheap. Cut off sugar, corn, and s*ybean subsidies and watch the problem fix itself. That would be less government intervention AND help solve the crisis.

  4. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    What if we tell them that every fat person is allowed unlimited time off work to vacation on a particular island but once their they are told they can’t eat or leave or they’ll be shot dead.

  5. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    You have to fix the society that focuses on convenience due to working way too many hours or just being lazy. Also actually teach people how bad all the soda and junk food they eat is.

  6. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    There is no fixing the problem idiot

  7. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    The US Entertainment industry are dream manufacturers paid by the US government to create the narrative the American lifestyle is idyllic when in reality it resembles much closer to a 3rd world shithole wearing a Gucci belt. This creates paralysis for Internal change amongst it citizens and creates false envy in desperate immigrants.

    Also is caffeine good for you?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >t. never actually been to a 3rd world shithole
      I guarantee you Eastern Europe looks a lot closer to Nicaragua and Venezuela than the US. What's worse, the UK and Germany are starting to look like that too.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        I am from eastern block, and i have been in USA and its better here

        >Free healthcare
        >Females hot af yet somewhat trad
        >Cheap and modern public transport
        >Lots and lots of jobs
        >No Black folk
        >Beautiful nature
        >Having actuall history and culture
        >We own our properties
        >Produce healthy food from local farmers
        >Minimum globohomosexual despite israelite tryhard

        People are fat anyway thanks to the globohomosexual agenda, but live is really easy, i save up like 60% of salary + can buy whatever i want.

        Country is picrel

        Sorry.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          I am from NI, and i have been in Eastern Bloc and its better here

          >Free healthcare
          >Females hot af yet somewhat trad
          >Cheap and modern public transport
          >Lots and lots of jobs
          >No Black folk
          >Beautiful nature
          >Having actuall history and culture
          >We own our properties
          >Produce healthy food from local farmers
          >Minimum globohomosexual despite israelite tryhard

          People are fat anyway thanks to the globohomosexual agenda, but live is really easy, i save up like 60% of salary + can buy whatever i want.

          Country is picrel

          Sorry.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            I am from Vermont, and i have been in Nicaragua and its better here

            >Best healthcare
            >Females hot af yet somewhat trad
            >Cheap and modern private and public transport
            >Lots and lots of jobs
            >No Black folk
            >Beautiful nature
            >Having actuall history and culture
            >We own our properties
            >Produce healthy food from local farmers
            >Minimum globohomosexual despite israelite tryhard

            People are fat anyway thanks to the globohomosexual agenda, but live is really easy, i save up like 60% of salary + can buy whatever i want.

            Country is picrel

            Soerey.

            • 2 years ago
              test

              I am from NI, and i have been in Eastern Bloc and its better here

              >Free healthcare
              >Females hot af yet somewhat trad
              >Cheap and modern public transport
              >Lots and lots of jobs
              >No Black folk
              >Beautiful nature
              >Having actuall history and culture
              >We own our properties
              >Produce healthy food from local farmers
              >Minimum globohomosexual despite israelite tryhard

              People are fat anyway thanks to the globohomosexual agenda, but live is really easy, i save up like 60% of salary + can buy whatever i want.

              Country is picrel

              Sorry.

              I am from eastern block, and i have been in USA and its better here

              >Free healthcare
              >Females hot af yet somewhat trad
              >Cheap and modern public transport
              >Lots and lots of jobs
              >No Black folk
              >Beautiful nature
              >Having actuall history and culture
              >We own our properties
              >Produce healthy food from local farmers
              >Minimum globohomosexual despite israelite tryhard

              People are fat anyway thanks to the globohomosexual agenda, but live is really easy, i save up like 60% of salary + can buy whatever i want.

              Country is picrel

              Sorry.

              >No Black folk
              easymode free win

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              You are lying, public transport is shit outside of Burlington. Women are literal dog shit in Burlington, that burn coal on max power. The women don’t shave in Montpelier. There’s nothing but morons in Burlington that vote for democrats and frick over the rest of the state. To top it off, taxes are way too damn high in this state. So high in fact that every household I know commutes to New Hampshire to shop/eat out/buy tobacco/buy booze. And btw Vermont’s entire economy is based on sucking new yorkers off. So shut the frick up. Living up here is unsustainable economically. And 90% of the people in this state would die if not for the mbutthole money feeding them every month

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >Seethe and cope
                Touch grass, loser

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              Again local farmers produce nothing but maple syrup and beer. That’s it, everything else is imported, even the dairy industry is so monopolised that local farmers are forced to sell their farms and move out. Post your grocery bill . And by lots of jobs, you mean lots of jobs that involve sucking out of staters off. There are no real good jobs outside of a few niches. Like UVM health or something. You’re either a kid or not a Vermonter. This state is unsustainable AS FRICK. You watch this winter

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          He’s got a point. Im American and traveled a lot and im inclined to agree. It’s insane seeing how much better the average eastern bloc woman’s body is compared to an American woman’s. Absolutely insane. Their lives seem less stressful and less based in mindless competitiveness and consumerism too. That’s my take anyway. Americans have bigger houses and more stuff and more money those are the main advantages I’d give to the US.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            >Their lives seem less stressful and less based in mindless competitiveness and consumerism too
            If their women are less consumerist, then why is everyone in europe ALWAYS wearing clothing plastered in fashion brand logos?

            >ADIDAS
            >GUCCI
            >PRADA
            >ADIDAS
            >*some shit yuropoor brand*
            >RALPH LAUREN
            >ADIDAS
            Girls. Guys. Everyone. It's fricking insane.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              Dunno about other countries but in my post-soviet c**t it's mostly either the zoomers, or millenials wearing brand shit
              Millenials wear it because they are fricking subhumans who are so terrified of aging they parrot and subvert anything the young people do to delude themselves and society into thinking they're young.
              While my friends (zoomers) wear it mostly because:
              >they're fashionable ofc
              >our local rap scene keeps flaunting them because they're expensive = perfect for big bad rich rappers
              >quality over quantity mindset
              Like growing up, me and most of my friends were wearing cheap shit that we wore for like a couple months and threw out because it broke down in the laundry. Nike, Adidas etc might be shit/mediocre by western standards, but they are pretty expensive here, and they do have a m o s t l y consistent and decent quality and you can keep using them for longer. At least compared to most local brands
              More high-end shit like gucci, prada etc is just the same i mentioned but more towards drip and fashion, because obviously the quality to price ratio is very much a case of diminishing returns.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Except

          >Free healthcare
          Most of you are poor as frick so you need it
          >Females hot af yet somewhat trad
          Slavic women are best known for prostitution
          >Cheap and modern public transport
          Again because everything is poor and cheap there
          >Lots and lots of jobs
          That pay 3rd world wages
          >No Black folk
          Because eastern europeans are the Black folk of europe
          >Beautiful nature
          Lol, literally every country has this
          >Having actuall history and culture
          That no one cares about
          >We own our properties
          Because they're worth a 1/10th of us property
          >Produce healthy food from local farmers
          Lmao, obesity rates say otherwise
          >Minimum globohomosexual despite israelite tryhard
          Durr da joos

          Anything else?

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            You kinda... kinda just came unravelled at that last on there champ. Was uh, was that one just a yard to far? Kinda stung a little?

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              I dont understand what you're trying to say sweety

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              Oh shit his argument is invalid, you win this one you damn euroBlack person!!!

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                6 million thank yous good sir.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Thats a little high dont ya think

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Seething israelite

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            >Durr da joos
            This but unironically

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            A large portion of Americans are on government healthcare.
            See medicare, medicaid, government (federal/state/county/city) workers, the military, arguably any contractor for the government indirectly, so yeah 50% roughly at least are already on government healthcare at any given moment.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            butthurt ameriisraelite

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          the israelites will bring the war to your countries, they already destroyed one white country, next one is poland

  8. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Fat people Holocaust

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I don't think they make ovens big enough. And no one has time to starve them to death.

  9. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >tfw Japanese Idealized-American Charismatic Tanker Tomboy gf
    Should I just start drinking now?

  10. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    $10 tax for every gram of added sugar in a product.

  11. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Well first you're going to have to fix Europe. They're the cause of this.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >Less obese countries are red
      >More obese countries are gray
      Who the frick decided on that colour scheme???

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Gray are too far gone

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        kek, made me cringe too. And it goes from yellow to blue, wtf

  12. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    OTOKO NO KOKORO WA
    KAZE

  13. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    We don't. Obese people have lower fertility rates.
    By destroying the world with obesity we save it.

  14. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Make it so fat people can't have a driver's license and if they're caught driving they go to forced weight loss camps.

  15. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Anons, we live in a nanny state in burgerland. I love America, but I hate fat Americans. We pay almost half our income to mommy gubment. Bad thoughts on the internet can get glowiebois at your door in a heartbeat if it was convenient, but instead the feds let schizos shoot shit up because it's for a ~~*fun*~~ agenda. IF, and that is a HUGE if, the government wanted, the obesity crisis would be solved within one generation. Behold:
    >Starting at age 18, your income tax is increased for every BMI point over the healthy range. You can take a 30 minute annual fitness test to gain immunity from this tax (simple lifts, basic cardio to spare the gym rats/powershitters)
    >20% flat tax on food that isn't sufficiently nutrient dense, at fast food restaurants and grocery stores. All legit clean foods are tax exempt like other 'necessities.' Eggs, etc.
    >All government officials who are currently serving are killed via rifle fire in minecraft
    >Parents of fat children are also given the above tax on THEIR income as long as their tubbos are on healthcare
    >tax on clothing sizes over a large and whatever size corresponds to a men's large for women
    Should be a good start I think. If you take away the fatties' disposable income via taxing we'll get some combination of: less doordash orders from them or more money to spend on bombing random muslim kids so win/win

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >nanny state
      >half income
      >bad thoughts
      I'm glad you're wrong and really dumb. Wanna know whats really bad? Finland. They pay 70% of their income straight to the government. They pay an additional 25% tax on everything they buy, 100% taxes on cars, and 200% taxes on petrol for the car. At this point finns are no longer free citizens but wards of the state in which they are provided an allowance for their chores while mummy keeps the rest for her clubbing time

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Don't care about midget countries that exist by the largesse of krauts. Take your air balloon or whatever to a real country and we can talk brotha

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >WERE A NANNY STATE AND PAY TOO MUCH TAXES
          >one of the least taxed countries in the world
          >IDC ABOUT ACTUAL NANNY STATES THOSE ARE FINE

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

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      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >WERE A NANNY STATE AND PAY TOO MUCH TAXES
        >one of the least taxed countries in the world
        >IDC ABOUT ACTUAL NANNY STATES THOSE ARE FINE

        >HIGH TAXES ARE OKAY BECAUSE SOME COUNTRIES HAVE HIGHERS TAXES
        have a nice day

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >Starting at age 18, your income tax is increased
      Your plan made it about 8 words before it failed. Government, through discouraging self awareness and morals, and prioritizing lazy consumerist fattening liberal lifestyles, has caused the obesity crisis.

      Giving the government more money will not solve the problem that the government has caused. Try again, but think first this time.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >government caused the obesity epidemic
      >let's give the government more power to solve the obesity epidemic

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >almost half our income
      that's cute, come to argentina

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      imagine not living in Texas
      >ZERO state income tax
      its almost too based to believe

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >its almost too based to believe
        I bet your sales tax and property tax are much higher to compensate.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          The state of Alaska has no state income, property, or sales taxes. Individual cities have property and/or sales taxes, but some (like Tok) have neither.

          Alaska (the state) makes money by selling oil. The state owns mineral rights, and sells the oil to the oil companies, who drill it up.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Looks like it's on the higher end, but not crazy.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          I don't know about Texas, but some states with no income tax don't compensate. They simply have few services.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        In the top 10% of states with highest state property taxes, plus lots of municipal property taxes on top of it.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >letting the government tell you which foods to eat

  16. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    This is how the average American actually looks like,America is mongrelised hellscape

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      A Black person

  17. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    roll the piggies downhill. Those who survive are allowed to go on a diet.

  18. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Tax processed food. Give subsidies to fresh fruit and veg. Let the market handle the rest.

  19. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    You will literally have to fix society and government from the ground up. Obesity is a symptom of a greater disease.

  20. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Reject modern food
    Reject modern technology (digital computers as recreation)
    Reject modern education
    Reject permanent acceptance of objectively bad things i.e. mental disorders, obesity, so on

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      A lot of these trends are based in the 50s save 60s. Soda, malts, candy and garbage food were already parts on the American diet. They just became increasingly large parts as rare frivolities shifted to daily consumption. The consumerist parts of society were already. People need more willpower then before because we've gotten better at tempting people to gluttony.
      There have been a couple big cultural shifts. But they're going to be basically impossible to reverse. The big one is that women left the home. The number of women that cook three meals a day is miniscule. That's not going to change as long as women are expected to work outside the home.
      The other shift is that now people are more sedentary than ever before. Less labor jobs, more office work. Increasingly fewer active hobbies. More time sitting in front of a screen. Work is not likely to shift back in a post industrial society. Good luck separating people from thier screens.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      unironically that would do it for the most part
      read Small is Beautiful. It talks about appropriate technology. Some modern technology is good and some is bad. we need to accept only appropriate technology

  21. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    PE time in all sedentary jobs, no joke.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I like this idea. Might be hard to swing when people have an hour and and a half if break time during an 8 hour day already.

  22. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Covid showed us people are very happy to comply with martial law. The obvious solution is to make being fat illegal outside of one's home. If a fat person leaves their home they are sent to a prison hospital and only given electrolytes until they are at a bmi of 16.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >bmi of 16.
      That would frick a lot of fit dudes.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        It's meant to be punitive. There is no excuse for being a disgusting sack of lard. If they want to say it's not fat but big bones/soft muscles then surely they can squat 1x bodyweight. It's a low standard but none of them will be able to pass it anyway so it doesn't matter.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >then surely they can squat 1x bodyweight.
          That seems like a fine criteria. But going purely by body mass index is bad.

          I'd honestly put new immigration quotas on fat people too. Get too fat, lose your green card

  23. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Reduce corn subsidies and support other vegetable growers instead.

  24. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    The Japanese draw Americans as "meatheads" because in their culture being ripped = less intelligent. Obviously that perspective is changing as more Asians are getting more IST, but it's still the stereotype. They see Americans like we see Johhny Bravo. These anime drawings are back-handed compliment.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Some of those are from fighting series where they aren't even the biggest guy.
      Japs are just suckers for that HWD energy.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        That reminds of an interview I saw with the creators of south park. In the pokemon episode the Japanese directors of it keep talking about the HWD. Trey Parker (who actually speaks Japanese) talked about how this joke was based on a real Japanese guy they knew who wouldnt shut up about his admiration for the HWD. So what youre saying might actually be true.

  25. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Mandatory Fat Camps

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Fat camps have a bad track record for long term change. Once kids go back to their old environment they go back to their old eating and exercise habits so regain the weight they lost.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        If they're mandatory for everyone then the environment they return to won't have fatty enablers

  26. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Tax them
    Remove their social care rights

  27. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Im tempted to say bring back mandatory military service but a lot of American veterans are fat. Though I still believe this will lower crime rates and teaches discipline that zoomer sorely lack these days.

  28. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Stop subsidizing it. Corn and sóy are some of he most subsidized crops in the US and they're in EVERYTHING unless you cook for yourself. Also, end food stamps.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I don't think good stamps are the problem. The problem is that food stamps cover shit like soda, chips and other junk food.

      Though to be honest a non cash system would be better. Like a program that just delivers fresh fruit and veggies with subs rice and meat.
      Frick the US spends $122.1 billion a year on food assistance. Even if they just switched to Hello Fresh at $7.50 a serving they could send 14.8 million people three meals a day for every day of the year.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >Even if they just switched to Hello Fresh at $7.50 a serving they could send 14.8 million people three meals a day for every day of the year.
        Okay, cool, now what about the other 38 million people on food stamps?

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Death camps? They're probably nonwhite.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          If they don't frick things up they can probably get meals for half that thanks to economies of scale.
          Given that SNAP has a graduated rate, there's no reason that everyone would need the same coverage. So some people get 3, or 2 or 1 free meal a day depending on income level.

          Alternatively make SNAP bmi dependent and cut over half the rolls.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Just stopping the subsidies would be enough, there would be no need to end food stamps because junk food would jump up in price and make people on food stamps unable to afford junk food in the first place (or if they did buy junk food they'd have to buy so much less that the calories would balance down to prevent them from overeating into obesity).

  29. 2 years ago
    Senator Armstrong

    Standing here
    I realize
    They were just like me
    Trying to make history
    But who’s to judge
    The fat from fit
    When our gains are down
    I think we’ll both agree
    That dyelness breeds dyelness
    But in the end
    It has to be this way

    I’ve carved my own path
    You followed your sloth
    But maybe we’re not the same
    The world has turned
    And no fat has been burned
    Only you are to blame
    Yet staring across this hellish mutt filled land
    I feel new life will be born
    Beneath the sweat stained sand
    Beneath the sweat staineeedddd sannnnddddd

  30. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    we cant tax the fatties because the gov would just spike the tap water with corn syrup for money

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      This is unfortunately true. Fatties are a huge demographic and a huge voting block.

      Personally I'd cut farm subsidies, make food stamps bmi dependant and make it mandatory for insurance companies to charge fat people a higher insurance premium. It's a free country, people should be free to be fat. But no one should have to pay to subsidize thier fatness.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Never get that first one past Iowa the first presidential caucus

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >make it mandatory for insurance companies to charge fat people a higher insurance premium
        Insurance companies used to alter rates based on health conditions but everyone had a hissy fit over it and created the Affordable Care Act which made it illegal to set rates based on anything other than age, location, tobacco use, and the plan type. Now everyone subsidizes fatties even with private insurance. Thanks, Obama.

  31. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Obstacle courses must be completed before entering any place that sells food
    Cripples get a pass ofc

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