how do you cope with this?

how do you cope with this?

  1. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Rope and hope you get better genetics next time

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      suicide is bad karma so you'll probably be reborn as someone with even worse genetics like a non-white or something

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Literally prince genetics, couldn't be more of a lotto winner.

  2. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    He has everything he wants. A beautiful wife, 3 children, all the money he needs. A bald man shouldn't give a damn if he's already made.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      He chose this. A rich connected man like him could've got a hair transplant just like that+some melanotan but he doesn't. It's kinda cool actually knowing he has an out but doesn't bother, speaks to his confidence. I would've taken a trip to Turkey 10 years ago if I were him

      baldcel cope

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >being a born rich royal with a lifetime of guaranteed income and leisure the likes of which no normal will ever approach is "cope"

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          All of that power and you're still bald lol

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Do people actually give that much of a shit? That's sad, I have hair and voluntarily skin shave often

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              No people don't really give that much of a shit and it suits people well sometimes

              If you are really jacked then you could look like nosferatu and still pull chicks

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        It's true. Guys care about being bald because it means they have less success with women. If you have a wife with multiple kids...who gives a shit if you're bald? You already won.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Yeah seriously

          Imagine having a wife and multiple kids but still chasing after other women

          If you do that, you married the wrong person

          I will never stop lifting though, I don't lift for women

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          You don't despise the thing you see in the mirror?

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Why would you despise what you see in the mirror if the man in the reflection is successfully attaining everything he ever wanted. The body is a tool. You treat it with care and improve it in the hopes that it will deliver you the life you want to live. When we see something in the mirror that we hate, it's because we believe that flaw comes between us and the things we feel like we want out of life.

            If that man has everything he wants in life, then I can't imagine he sees anything in the mirror that he hates.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >tfw long, thick curly hair
        >tfw almost 30, broke, unemployed and living with parents

        You’re such a moron, I’ll take being bald, rich and married with kids over my current existence

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >33
          >thick dark hair
          >no debts
          >own place
          >renting out 3 apartments

          Shouldn't have wasted 18-29 jacking off. Didn't your parents teach you that?

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Lol no, some of us make it, some of us follow bad advice and pay for it for the rest of their lives, I should honestly just get on government assistance and stay on it.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Correct. Harry is the better looking son but the guy is a laughing stock with a horrendous mutt wife and mutt baby. William is generally respected more and has aa much more respectable family.

  3. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    He chose this. A rich connected man like him could've got a hair transplant just like that+some melanotan but he doesn't. It's kinda cool actually knowing he has an out but doesn't bother, speaks to his confidence. I would've taken a trip to Turkey 10 years ago if I were him

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >He chose this. A rich connected man like him could've got a hair transplant just like that+some melanotan but he doesn't
      It's actually more based that he doesn't, given his particular station in life. Worrying about your balding is for plebian strivers. He's literally in line for monarchy. Though I say all this whilst not giving a fuck about the "royal" family.

  4. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Even just a shaved head and tan would improve his look.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      he would look like a tic tac if he shaved his head

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous
  5. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Just be a fucking prince bro, balding isn't bad bro

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      You can still grow a beard or get shredded.

      Male pattern baldness is not the end of the world.

      Porphyria is real though and runs in the royal family, it's why King George III went mad, or maybe it was because lost American in the American Revolution.

      https://web.archive.org/web/20130915114324/http://www.sussex.ac.uk/internal/bulletin/archive/25jun99/article1.html

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I think I'll just take my finasteride instead of trying and failing to compensate for slapheadism

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Fin has some weird effects

          It's not "compensating" to get jacked honestly

          I have a full head of long hair and also train weights, just giving hope to baldcels

          It's just a good idea to be strong in general, and drugs are not needed

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            I don't have male pattern baldness, I have a bigass bushy beard and my hair goes down to my navel

            Just giving hope to men who have it, don't rope or take sketchy shit like fin

            >not balding
            >still telling others to just let it happen bro to knock out sexual competition

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              I already have a woman, my life doesn't revolve around competing with anons for "sexual competition" lol

              You know there are a lot of women on this site

              Baldcels just need a bit of hope in this world, nature is not fair, that's all I mean

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        or maybe it was because he lost American in the American Revolution*

        I will never be a member of the royal family, but I would not want to be myself

        It's like a cult kind of, they don't let their kids just live normal lives, but they aren't ruling the nation either

        Would be a weird situation to be born in, but I don't think it would involve poverty

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Male pattern baldness is not the end of the world.

        You automatically NGMI.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I don't have male pattern baldness, I have a bigass bushy beard and my hair goes down to my navel

          Just giving hope to men who have it, don't rope or take sketchy shit like fin

  6. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I wouldn't cope, would just shave my head and get super jacked

  7. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >baldcels will unironically try to convince you that right looks better

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Child vs man, child vs man. The Right is a matured male, he broadcasts his maturity and masculinity with his bare scalp. The one on the left broadcasts his sexual immaturity and femininity.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        this is the norwood 7 cope

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I would rape your twink ass and you'd moan while I yank your hair out

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >this is what surplus DHT does to a man
            Yikes, remind me to take my finasteride.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        If I were the guy on the right, would just shave it and go full super jacked Lex Luthor mode

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Right looks like shit but it could be less shitty with a bit of work.

  8. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Hundreds of millions of dollars, a hot wife, cute kids and being next in line for the throne

  9. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Be proud to be bald

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      never realised before but captain pickard has a really handsome face. shame about the chrome dome, he'd look fucking great if he wasn't bald

  10. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >zoomer balding thread

  11. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    you can kind of tell he was already balding since he was doing the long fringe push-over and the hair texture on his top part front-pushover is already sparse and has that strawy texture you find in highly volumized hair that was fluffed with like a hair dryer or something.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      That's just a regular zoomer haircut. He was just ahead of his time.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        bro this was popular too as a hairstyle in the late 00s and early 10s at least in Euro countries.
        But it's also the sort of style that dudes with receding hairline would do when young, the ''front pushover''.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          In America basically the only hairstyle men had in the 2000's was the Justin Bieber cut which also conceals hairlines.

  12. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    If he grew a beard and got IST he'd look alright

  13. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Get a 10/10 noble woman pregnant and marry her and live the rest of your life knowing you've made it.

  14. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Shave your head, there's no reason to go out in public looking like he does on the right
    If you're fat lose weight
    If you're skinny build muscle
    If you're pasty get a tan
    If you're rich and don't mind the scarring consider transplants
    It helps a lot if you're conventionally attractive like Patrick Stewart or Bruce Willis
    Most treatments for MPB are either non-efficacious or have weird side effects
    You have to work a lot harder to be handsome if you're bald but it isn't the end of the world

  15. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    seth everman is the only good looking baldie I've ever seen
    and he's not even bald, he just shaves his head

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Seth Everman is just a good looking guy and it's clear that he shaves his head on his own terms, a lot of people shave their heads because they would look worse otherwise. Most people don't have great genetics

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      wouldn't mind agent47maxxing myself but i haven't got the heavy eyebrows and piercing blue eyes

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >and he's not even bald, he just shaves his head
      what a weirdo
      that guy's also 6'7" or something crazy right?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        jesus I didn't even know

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >and he's not even bald, he just shaves his head
      he's had a scalp micropigmentation procedure done. look it up. no one just voluntarily keeps themselves bald.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I just noticed he's similar to JerryRigEverything dude

  16. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    he doesn't need to cope. he owns it.
    he's the next king of England for fuck's sake, if he cared he'd get it back.

  17. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    That's how you end up looking when your wife is an ugly stick figure with no ass or tits, you end up bald. God she's so ugly I don't know why or how but she's so cringey looking to me an the fact that she's 78 pounds doesn't help.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Just ain't right to rag on a man's wife like that honestly, especially if your wife is not some public figure

      I'm not a Brit and don't even know who this is but she's not bad really, don't care to learn more because I think celebrity stuff is fake honestly

      Guess that's the price of being rich and famous

  18. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    You know your wife is horrendous when you have to cheat with nanny mcphee.

  19. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Goes from 9/10 to 4/10
    jesus dude. pretty boys cannot go bald lmao. that's why i'm on finasteride like a sensible cunt. no sides, eat my ass.

  20. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    i would prefer having hair than being a british royal prince. i wouldnt trade my looks for that any day. i would prefer having hair and being good looking than being rich. being rich doesnt change your genes. you can wear the most expensive suits in the world but still look like shit, fuck that. there's nothing better in the world than being attractive and the billionaire goblin class know this, that's why rothschilds and the like resent everyone and want to control everything. all the money in the world and they still look like disgusting goblins and that will never change.

    now would I prefer to be dirt poor with hair over being rich? no. i would not want to be a sweat shop slave in india with no opportunity. there are levels to this obviously. I'm well off and live a comfortable upper middle class life. i'd prefer having hair at this level of wealth than being a bald multimillionaire any day of the week. just my opinion tbh.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Agree, if you look at it at moderate terms, a $15k a year wagie chad slayer in Argentina is gonna live a much more blessed life than a balding fat middle manager on 250k a year in Europe.
      Realistically till you get megarich, you're stuck with life denying women and an expensive whore habit. You'll be simping for that one bitchy 7/10 who gives you the time of day because you've got a nice job, but its a total toss up if she will divorce rape you within a decade.

      The bumpkin chad slayer wagie has his pick of every hottie he runs into at a club. Women will drop their aspirations of wealth just to have kids with you. Every night you have with a woman is one that the middle manager will dream about while he sits alone at his big house and his fancy furniture.

  21. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >still has hair
    >has much better looking brown wife
    >fucked off from his responsibility as a royal instead of becoming a useless puppet
    >writes a book smearing you to make bank and keep living the life
    mogged

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Lord almighty, would you look at the crazy eyes on her. Probably an absolute demon in the sheets if she got him to run away from royalty. Yikes.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Yep, BPD and narcissism eyes, yikes.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >still has hair
      Isn't he thinning quickly at the top of his vortex?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I think they call than an apex

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      all i need to do is not marry a psychopathic social climber to have a better life than this guy

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      literally soulless demon eyes on that woman.

  22. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Nothing wrong with balding if you're 60+.

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