He chose this. A rich connected man like him could've got a hair transplant just like that+some melanotan but he doesn't. It's kinda cool actually knowing he has an out but doesn't bother, speaks to his confidence. I would've taken a trip to Turkey 10 years ago if I were him
It's true. Guys care about being bald because it means they have less success with women. If you have a wife with multiple kids...who gives a shit if you're bald? You already won.
Why would you despise what you see in the mirror if the man in the reflection is successfully attaining everything he ever wanted. The body is a tool. You treat it with care and improve it in the hopes that it will deliver you the life you want to live. When we see something in the mirror that we hate, it's because we believe that flaw comes between us and the things we feel like we want out of life.
If that man has everything he wants in life, then I can't imagine he sees anything in the mirror that he hates.
Lol no, some of us make it, some of us follow bad advice and pay for it for the rest of their lives, I should honestly just get on government assistance and stay on it.
Correct. Harry is the better looking son but the guy is a laughing stock with a horrendous mutt wife and mutt baby. William is generally respected more and has aa much more respectable family.
He chose this. A rich connected man like him could've got a hair transplant just like that+some melanotan but he doesn't. It's kinda cool actually knowing he has an out but doesn't bother, speaks to his confidence. I would've taken a trip to Turkey 10 years ago if I were him
>He chose this. A rich connected man like him could've got a hair transplant just like that+some melanotan but he doesn't
It's actually more based that he doesn't, given his particular station in life. Worrying about your balding is for plebian strivers. He's literally in line for monarchy. Though I say all this whilst not giving a frick about the "royal" family.
Male pattern baldness is not the end of the world.
Porphyria is real though and runs in the royal family, it's why King George III went mad, or maybe it was because lost American in the American Revolution.
Child vs man, child vs man. The Right is a matured male, he broadcasts his maturity and masculinity with his bare scalp. The one on the left broadcasts his sexual immaturity and femininity.
you can kind of tell he was already balding since he was doing the long fringe push-over and the hair texture on his top part front-pushover is already sparse and has that strawy texture you find in highly volumized hair that was fluffed with like a hair dryer or something.
bro this was popular too as a hairstyle in the late 00s and early 10s at least in Euro countries.
But it's also the sort of style that dudes with receding hairline would do when young, the ''front pushover''.
Shave your head, there's no reason to go out in public looking like he does on the right
If you're fat lose weight
If you're skinny build muscle
If you're pasty get a tan
If you're rich and don't mind the scarring consider transplants
It helps a lot if you're conventionally attractive like Patrick Stewart or Bruce Willis
Most treatments for MPB are either non-efficacious or have weird side effects
You have to work a lot harder to be handsome if you're bald but it isn't the end of the world
Seth Everman is just a good looking guy and it's clear that he shaves his head on his own terms, a lot of people shave their heads because they would look worse otherwise. Most people don't have great genetics
>and he's not even bald, he just shaves his head
he's had a scalp micropigmentation procedure done. look it up. no one just voluntarily keeps themselves bald.
That's how you end up looking when your wife is an ugly stick figure with no ass or breasts, you end up bald. God she's so ugly I don't know why or how but she's so cringey looking to me an the fact that she's 78 pounds doesn't help.
i would prefer having hair than being a british royal prince. i wouldnt trade my looks for that any day. i would prefer having hair and being good looking than being rich. being rich doesnt change your genes. you can wear the most expensive suits in the world but still look like shit, frick that. there's nothing better in the world than being attractive and the billionaire goblin class know this, that's why rothschilds and the like resent everyone and want to control everything. all the money in the world and they still look like disgusting goblins and that will never change.
now would I prefer to be dirt poor with hair over being rich? no. i would not want to be a sweat shop slave in india with no opportunity. there are levels to this obviously. I'm well off and live a comfortable upper middle class life. i'd prefer having hair at this level of wealth than being a bald multimillionaire any day of the week. just my opinion tbh.
Agree, if you look at it at moderate terms, a $15k a year wagie chad slayer in Argentina is gonna live a much more blessed life than a balding fat middle manager on 250k a year in Europe.
Realistically till you get megarich, you're stuck with life denying women and an expensive prostitute habit. You'll be simping for that one b***hy 7/10 who gives you the time of day because you've got a nice job, but its a total toss up if she will divorce rape you within a decade.
The bumpkin chad slayer wagie has his pick of every hottie he runs into at a club. Women will drop their aspirations of wealth just to have kids with you. Every night you have with a woman is one that the middle manager will dream about while he sits alone at his big house and his fancy furniture.
>still has hair >has much better looking brown wife >fricked off from his responsibility as a royal instead of becoming a useless puppet >writes a book smearing you to make bank and keep living the life
mogged
Rope and hope you get better genetics next time
suicide is bad karma so you'll probably be reborn as someone with even worse genetics like a non-white or something
Literally prince genetics, couldn't be more of a lotto winner.
He has everything he wants. A beautiful wife, 3 children, all the money he needs. A bald man shouldn't give a damn if he's already made.
baldcel cope
>being a born rich royal with a lifetime of guaranteed income and leisure the likes of which no normal will ever approach is "cope"
All of that power and you're still bald lol
Do people actually give that much of a shit? That's sad, I have hair and voluntarily skin shave often
No people don't really give that much of a shit and it suits people well sometimes
If you are really jacked then you could look like nosferatu and still pull chicks
It's true. Guys care about being bald because it means they have less success with women. If you have a wife with multiple kids...who gives a shit if you're bald? You already won.
Yeah seriously
Imagine having a wife and multiple kids but still chasing after other women
If you do that, you married the wrong person
I will never stop lifting though, I don't lift for women
You don't despise the thing you see in the mirror?
Why would you despise what you see in the mirror if the man in the reflection is successfully attaining everything he ever wanted. The body is a tool. You treat it with care and improve it in the hopes that it will deliver you the life you want to live. When we see something in the mirror that we hate, it's because we believe that flaw comes between us and the things we feel like we want out of life.
If that man has everything he wants in life, then I can't imagine he sees anything in the mirror that he hates.
>tfw long, thick curly hair
>tfw almost 30, broke, unemployed and living with parents
You’re such a Black person, I’ll take being bald, rich and married with kids over my current existence
>33
>thick dark hair
>no debts
>own place
>renting out 3 apartments
Shouldn't have wasted 18-29 jacking off. Didn't your parents teach you that?
Lol no, some of us make it, some of us follow bad advice and pay for it for the rest of their lives, I should honestly just get on government assistance and stay on it.
Correct. Harry is the better looking son but the guy is a laughing stock with a horrendous mutt wife and mutt baby. William is generally respected more and has aa much more respectable family.
He chose this. A rich connected man like him could've got a hair transplant just like that+some melanotan but he doesn't. It's kinda cool actually knowing he has an out but doesn't bother, speaks to his confidence. I would've taken a trip to Turkey 10 years ago if I were him
>He chose this. A rich connected man like him could've got a hair transplant just like that+some melanotan but he doesn't
It's actually more based that he doesn't, given his particular station in life. Worrying about your balding is for plebian strivers. He's literally in line for monarchy. Though I say all this whilst not giving a frick about the "royal" family.
Even just a shaved head and tan would improve his look.
he would look like a tic tac if he shaved his head
>Just be a fricking prince bro, balding isn't bad bro
You can still grow a beard or get shredded.
Male pattern baldness is not the end of the world.
Porphyria is real though and runs in the royal family, it's why King George III went mad, or maybe it was because lost American in the American Revolution.
https://web.archive.org/web/20130915114324/http://www.sussex.ac.uk/internal/bulletin/archive/25jun99/article1.html
I think I'll just take my finasteride instead of trying and failing to compensate for slapheadism
Fin has some weird effects
It's not "compensating" to get jacked honestly
I have a full head of long hair and also train weights, just giving hope to baldcels
It's just a good idea to be strong in general, and drugs are not needed
>not balding
>still telling others to just let it happen bro to knock out sexual competition
I already have a woman, my life doesn't revolve around competing with anons for "sexual competition" lol
You know there are a lot of women on this site
Baldcels just need a bit of hope in this world, nature is not fair, that's all I mean
or maybe it was because he lost American in the American Revolution*
I will never be a member of the royal family, but I would not want to be myself
It's like a cult kind of, they don't let their kids just live normal lives, but they aren't ruling the nation either
Would be a weird situation to be born in, but I don't think it would involve poverty
>Male pattern baldness is not the end of the world.
You automatically NGMI.
I don't have male pattern baldness, I have a bigass bushy beard and my hair goes down to my navel
Just giving hope to men who have it, don't rope or take sketchy shit like fin
I wouldn't cope, would just shave my head and get super jacked
>baldcels will unironically try to convince you that right looks better
Child vs man, child vs man. The Right is a matured male, he broadcasts his maturity and masculinity with his bare scalp. The one on the left broadcasts his sexual immaturity and femininity.
this is the norwood 7 cope
I would rape your twink ass and you'd moan while I yank your hair out
>this is what surplus DHT does to a man
Yikes, remind me to take my finasteride.
If I were the guy on the right, would just shave it and go full super jacked Lex Luthor mode
Right looks like shit but it could be less shitty with a bit of work.
Hundreds of millions of dollars, a hot wife, cute kids and being next in line for the throne
Be proud to be bald
never realised before but captain pickard has a really handsome face. shame about the chrome dome, he'd look fricking great if he wasn't bald
>zoomer balding thread
you can kind of tell he was already balding since he was doing the long fringe push-over and the hair texture on his top part front-pushover is already sparse and has that strawy texture you find in highly volumized hair that was fluffed with like a hair dryer or something.
That's just a regular zoomer haircut. He was just ahead of his time.
bro this was popular too as a hairstyle in the late 00s and early 10s at least in Euro countries.
But it's also the sort of style that dudes with receding hairline would do when young, the ''front pushover''.
In America basically the only hairstyle men had in the 2000's was the Justin Bieber cut which also conceals hairlines.
If he grew a beard and got IST he'd look alright
Get a 10/10 noble woman pregnant and marry her and live the rest of your life knowing you've made it.
Shave your head, there's no reason to go out in public looking like he does on the right
If you're fat lose weight
If you're skinny build muscle
If you're pasty get a tan
If you're rich and don't mind the scarring consider transplants
It helps a lot if you're conventionally attractive like Patrick Stewart or Bruce Willis
Most treatments for MPB are either non-efficacious or have weird side effects
You have to work a lot harder to be handsome if you're bald but it isn't the end of the world
seth everman is the only good looking baldie I've ever seen
and he's not even bald, he just shaves his head
Seth Everman is just a good looking guy and it's clear that he shaves his head on his own terms, a lot of people shave their heads because they would look worse otherwise. Most people don't have great genetics
wouldn't mind agent47maxxing myself but i haven't got the heavy eyebrows and piercing blue eyes
>and he's not even bald, he just shaves his head
what a weirdo
that guy's also 6'7" or something crazy right?
jesus I didn't even know
>and he's not even bald, he just shaves his head
he's had a scalp micropigmentation procedure done. look it up. no one just voluntarily keeps themselves bald.
I just noticed he's similar to JerryRigEverything dude
he doesn't need to cope. he owns it.
he's the next king of England for frick's sake, if he cared he'd get it back.
That's how you end up looking when your wife is an ugly stick figure with no ass or breasts, you end up bald. God she's so ugly I don't know why or how but she's so cringey looking to me an the fact that she's 78 pounds doesn't help.
Just ain't right to rag on a man's wife like that honestly, especially if your wife is not some public figure
I'm not a Brit and don't even know who this is but she's not bad really, don't care to learn more because I think celebrity stuff is fake honestly
Guess that's the price of being rich and famous
You know your wife is horrendous when you have to cheat with nanny mcphee.
>Goes from 9/10 to 4/10
jesus dude. pretty boys cannot go bald lmao. that's why i'm on finasteride like a sensible c**t. no sides, eat my ass.
i would prefer having hair than being a british royal prince. i wouldnt trade my looks for that any day. i would prefer having hair and being good looking than being rich. being rich doesnt change your genes. you can wear the most expensive suits in the world but still look like shit, frick that. there's nothing better in the world than being attractive and the billionaire goblin class know this, that's why rothschilds and the like resent everyone and want to control everything. all the money in the world and they still look like disgusting goblins and that will never change.
now would I prefer to be dirt poor with hair over being rich? no. i would not want to be a sweat shop slave in india with no opportunity. there are levels to this obviously. I'm well off and live a comfortable upper middle class life. i'd prefer having hair at this level of wealth than being a bald multimillionaire any day of the week. just my opinion tbh.
Agree, if you look at it at moderate terms, a $15k a year wagie chad slayer in Argentina is gonna live a much more blessed life than a balding fat middle manager on 250k a year in Europe.
Realistically till you get megarich, you're stuck with life denying women and an expensive prostitute habit. You'll be simping for that one b***hy 7/10 who gives you the time of day because you've got a nice job, but its a total toss up if she will divorce rape you within a decade.
The bumpkin chad slayer wagie has his pick of every hottie he runs into at a club. Women will drop their aspirations of wealth just to have kids with you. Every night you have with a woman is one that the middle manager will dream about while he sits alone at his big house and his fancy furniture.
>still has hair
>has much better looking brown wife
>fricked off from his responsibility as a royal instead of becoming a useless puppet
>writes a book smearing you to make bank and keep living the life
mogged
Lord almighty, would you look at the crazy eyes on her. Probably an absolute demon in the sheets if she got him to run away from royalty. Yikes.
Yep, BPD and narcissism eyes, yikes.
>still has hair
Isn't he thinning quickly at the top of his vortex?
I think they call than an apex
all i need to do is not marry a psychopathic social climber to have a better life than this guy
literally soulless demon eyes on that woman.
Nothing wrong with balding if you're 60+.