How do you deal with fellow office workers making fun of you for being swole?

How do you deal with fellow office workers making fun of you for being swole?

I’m the only person in my accounting team that seriously excercise and I always get made fun of/person who has to hard work like carrying boxes of documents/office equipment…

  1. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Just make fun of them for being fat

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      This. If they can't handle the bants they shouldn't shit talk.

  2. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Fuck all the women. Destroys the ego of all the men

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      This is it, you have to mark every woman with your penis. The other men will know their place then

  3. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Because they wallow in their indepitude and weakness. That’s why people gossip. It’s insecurity. Have some backbone and match their energy when their making these comments.

  4. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    i measure my heart rate
    i thank [White] God for giving me the Strength to make a Beautiful Body
    and i pray to Him to give them the same Blessing

  5. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >implying a dinosaur chair that forces me to use my back and abs is a bad thing

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The tails are a tripping hazard. OSHA would have a field day with this slap-dash operation.

  6. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    that's pretty funny. Let them do it. They're sharing they're suffering with you and it's endearment, bringing someone to their level. They feel warmly for you. Let them do it

  7. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    you're glorified body is swole Jim from The Office.

  8. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Lol who cares. I noticed it's always average people who make fun of others consistently either through gossip or put downs. Tell them to cut it out if it bugs you, roast them back, or just ignore them and keep winning.

  9. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Hey big guy, can you carry these boxes up to my office?
    No, that's not my job.

  10. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I don't work in a traditional office but all my colleagues are very supportive about my fat loss/muscle gain. I have a guy in my team who does calisthenics and another one who actually lifts big.

  11. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Tell them you’d rather walk the path of swoleness than be a fatty. If you really want to piss them off and blow their minds then tell them you also smoke without elaborating.
    t. weights, pipe, and cigar enjoyer

  12. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >spend lots of time and effort developing physical strength
    >have zero mental strength
    >be overwhelmed when presented with a "challenge" that's equivalent to a 0.5kg pink dumbbell

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Physical strength and mental strength go hand in hand. It takes tremendous mental and emotional fortitude to PR a jerk or snatch, not to mention the resilience it takes to hit the gym every single day even when you don't feel like it/your friends want to hang out/your dog died, etc.
      And all that's not even going into how much sharper your mind is when you stay fit and eat well.
      I've had colleagues who moaned and groaned every time they were asked to do something outside of their comfort zone. They were all fat fucks who lived off of Coke and McDonald's.

  13. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    this is important: are they men or women?
    if both, what are the majority?

  14. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    i changed my work a few weeks later fhere was a office party and my department boss was running around proudly proclaiming he now has a strongman in his team and got me double meat bbq burgers. i shit you not he is genuinely proud of me.
    best feeling ever tbh

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I unironically feel disgusted at the ""women"" at my work. They are all std-ridden, pill-obsessed drunkards whose idea of fun is drinking cheap fucking wine and having incels stare at them in the dance floor. They look and (most importantly) DRESS LIKE SHIT. Zero notion of how to dress. If you're a gigastacy you don't need to worry about clothes (or even basic hygiene) but if you are some post-wall 25 y/o melting-faced thot you'd better dress well.

      absolutely based. good for you swole-anon
      successful people tend to be supportive and positive

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >successful people tend to be supportive and positive
        yeah that's the vibe i already got whole company is based and supportive

        Your boss sounds pretty based

        he absolutely is

        What kind of work are you in and how can I get into it

        logistics, teaching our employees and customers how to set up our robots

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Your boss sounds pretty based

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      What kind of work are you in and how can I get into it

  15. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >all the women assuming funny positions on the funny chair
    >the sole male optimized his chair position the best he can, fun not considered

  16. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Ever since I started lifting more women are miring me. But, now it's getting dangerous. The HR manager is hitting on me... I'm scared.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      now you know how us women feel.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I think the HR manager is married and has multiple kids...

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        shut the fuck up whore. I've had middle-aged women grab my biceps and cling to it for full minutes in the past, as I sit at my station minding my own business. I've had a dentist assistant compliment my bulge as she wiped the trickling blood off my face. My 15-year-old cousin sneakes into my room during the summer and offers to massage my back and marks it with her ugly nails. Women are disgusting.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Listen here little baby. You're gonna get a lot of hurtful and degrading comments, but that ain't what I'm about. Let me just say, you are perfect the way you are. You hear me sugar? PERFECT. Don't ever change. You deserve anything and everything you want. Stay safe for me, baby girl.
        >mfw thinking of you hurting

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          10/10 comment

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        You're scared that... a woman will use her privileged and automatically sympathetic position in society to implicitly blackmail you if she chooses to make a false accusation against you if you deny her advances?
        I don't know, cunt, doesn't really seem like something you'd ever experienced and you making that comment swinging yourself as the center of attention makes me furrow my brows at ye.

  17. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I loudly enjoy carrot cake a la mode big portion too at least twice a week to remind them that I can do this without guilt because it's not killing me. Also brownie sundaes, flourless tortes, and cheese cake.

  18. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >not taking jokes as a sign of comfort and friendliness
    Unless they are literally just insulting you, you are an absolute fuckin nerd with 0 social skills if you can't banter

  19. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Everyone in my office is into fitness. I'm DYEL but I'm the second fittest dude in the office. The head of Sales is pretty swole and his cardio is insane.
    We talk about lifting and training all the time.

  20. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Just go full Zyzz tier positivity on them.

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