How do you get a bigger neck? I'm a big guy but my neck is like a chicken. Neck hangs until failure?

How do you get a bigger neck? I'm a big guy but my neck is like a chicken. Neck hangs until failure?

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  1. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Neck curls 3x12

    That's about it, maybe DB shrugs

  2. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    he took the vaccine...

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Which is why he lived and the other guy died from myocarditis

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        NOOOOOOOO ANTIVAXSISTERS WE GOT TOO wienerY NOOOOOOOOOOO PFIZER FRICKING WON

  3. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    ~~*DIED SUDDENLY*~~

  4. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >happy in every panel
    Chad.
    I strive to be like him.

  5. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I could speculate but I literally dont get it.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >don't boast about tomorrow
      >REEEEE NO GOY! ABANDON YOUR AMBITIONS BECAUSE IF THEY DON'T COME TO FRUITION YOU'LL APPEAR FOOLISH! AIIIEEEEE!
      this talmudic trickery seems pretty fricking transparent.

      Not the board for it but yea, Christianity is for people that don't want to excel.

      >christcucks be like
      >"don't lift or be proud of anything cause you'll die one day"

      The moral of the story is "Don't be envious". You just read it wrong.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        the proverb is right there in the comic moron
        has nothing to do with envy

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      https://www.biblegateway.com/passage/?search=James%204%3A13-17&version=NIV
      It says in the comic, bottom left.

  6. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Literally
    >Just train your neck bro
    and if you're afraid of looking like a twat in your gym you can just buy one of those neck harnesses and do it at home instead. I doubt you'd need that much wait but yea neck curls (chin to chest) , neck extensions (tilt head backwards) I'd probably try and do them on your side too, couldn't hurt. Also do more traps cause that gives the illusion of having a large neck as well.

  7. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >don't boast about tomorrow
    >REEEEE NO GOY! ABANDON YOUR AMBITIONS BECAUSE IF THEY DON'T COME TO FRUITION YOU'LL APPEAR FOOLISH! AIIIEEEEE!
    this talmudic trickery seems pretty fricking transparent.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Not the board for it but yea, Christianity is for people that don't want to excel.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        I wouldn't call the religion that built some of the mightiest empires of the last 1500 years something for people that "don't want to excel"

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          *leeched on to

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >don't want to excel
        >most successful religion in world history
        >people invented new weapons, technologies and navigational techniques just to find more people to tell about Jesus Christ
        cope and seethe redditor

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Yeah and what do they do nowadays? Invite a rabbi from Israel to be the guest of honor so everyone can praise gods chosen people? Hahahahah.

          christianity is so cucked nowadays

          >Oh my gaaaawsh this black guy is Christian so he is my brother in Christ YAAAASSSSS go frick my sister!

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            >still the most successful religion in world history
            >a supermajority in the most powerful country on the planet
            >excelling in new frontiers like living rent free in your head
            God always wins

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              Christianity is successful because it was pressed upon Europeans by gross historical accident and the remaining pagan elements were enough to carry it through. When the pagan elements were extirpated with the restoration things quickly started heading downhill

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                >When the pagan elements were extirpated with the restoration things quickly started heading downhill
                Do you mean the reformation? And no that is when it conquered the world, created modern science, made the greatest art and architecture of all time, etc.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                Knew you’d know what I mean

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            mutts law.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          I'm sure it was christianity and not europeans that succeeded

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        the anon you replied to never said anything about christianity though

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Religion gives me unshakable confidence to do anything and a foundational sense of self love and identity. I can't even comprehend how non-religious can live.

        These days, everyone I meet who isn't devoutly religious is loser piece of shit. The only people I know who are worth anything sacrifice on the daily for faith. I would never trust someone who isn't religious these days, because they have such an empty and mercurial worldviews that they are more like animals than humans.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          >Religion gives me unshakable confidence to do anything and a foundational sense of self love and identity.

          You can do exactly the same without religion. You just sound like someone without self esteem tbh.

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            u jelly

  8. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Boston Lloyd vibes?

  9. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    vaxxed

  10. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    He definitely trusted the science™

  11. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Where is amogus?

  12. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    The guy just wants to lift, win, and cash in. Why'd he have to die like that? Take it back, narrative creators. Make the rules let me have aspirations.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      This, the Chad seemed like a bro. He shouldn’t be punished for having goals.

  13. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    VAXXED.com

  14. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >christcucks be like
    >"don't lift or be proud of anything cause you'll die one day"

  15. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I only know that the creator is indicting the chad because I read the page on his website about this comic.

    But if you actually read it without context, it doesn't seem like it is judging the chad, it is just making a comment about how nothing is certain, and that the chad is based for trying to make the best out of a bad situation.

    Also holy fricking shit these comics are absolutely metal

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      based anti christian killing race mixers and their mutt children

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      is that a black jesus

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >that nose
      hmm

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        "I have prevented the goblinization of the West for another day. Truly I am their greatest ally"

  16. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >I'm a big guy

  17. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    deadlift. did you ever see a man pull 600 lbs who didn't have a 20 inch neck?

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