How do you guys deal with morning wood ? It makes the temptation to resist jerking off insanely hard.
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How do you guys deal with morning wood ? It makes the temptation to resist jerking off insanely hard.
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I ignore it because I’m not a porn addicted homosexual
It is annoying when I get up to take my morning piss though
The sink is at the perfect height unless you're a manlet.
>not having a piss bucket beside bed
>trying to not jack off
>success for a couple days
>one night have intense sexual lucid dream, but no nocturnal emission
>wake up with massive throbbing boner
What the frick man the chips are stacked against me here
I have this same experience, I once ate o_nions and garlic and my morning boners were insane
>onions
what is with this board's obsession with morning wood recently
Just put it in between a door and the jam and slam the door shut, it will quickly go away.
I jerk off
>Be 26 years old
>Haven't had morning wood in years
Guys....
Lose weight , do cardio , get your diet right
your cardio sucks, go to run at least 30 min / 5 km
drink water before bed
Find a chick to sext
I just have my "stepsister" take care of it.
it goes down the moment I stand up for me
so there are times it tries to transmute into adamantium in which I have to get up and go to bed again
Imagine being such a homosexual that you see a hard wiener and can't resist touching it.
get up and start your day. dont lay in your bed like a degen
easy, i am older than 23 years old and i have a job
Wow, I'm 23 years old and don't have a job. I think I see the problem here. Thanks man.
I roll over and grab my wife's ass. She wakes up and puts her pussy on it.
Simple as
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Get out of bed and take a piss.
I jerk off every 2-3 days or so, no porn. If I go longer than that I start getting SeXs dreams and I wake up tired and with morning wood. Can’t wait till I’m 60 and no longer have to deal with this shit.
>emigrating because you can't get laid
If I don't get out of bed right away I'll jerk off.
>How do you guys deal with morning wood
by having a gf, who loved fricking at nights, but completely avoided having morning sex.
just became a habit of not being horny in mornings.
I dont get morning wood but i wake up in the middle of the night with a big throbber