How do you guys deal with morning wood ? It makes the temptation to resist jerking off insanely hard.

How do you guys deal with morning wood ? It makes the temptation to resist jerking off insanely hard.

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  1. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    addict

  2. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I ignore it because I’m not a porn addicted homosexual
    It is annoying when I get up to take my morning piss though

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      The sink is at the perfect height unless you're a manlet.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >not having a piss bucket beside bed

  3. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >trying to not jack off
    >success for a couple days
    >one night have intense sexual lucid dream, but no nocturnal emission
    >wake up with massive throbbing boner
    What the frick man the chips are stacked against me here

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I have this same experience, I once ate o_nions and garlic and my morning boners were insane

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >onions

  4. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    what is with this board's obsession with morning wood recently

  5. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Just put it in between a door and the jam and slam the door shut, it will quickly go away.

  6. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I jerk off

  7. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Be 26 years old
    >Haven't had morning wood in years
    Guys....

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Lose weight , do cardio , get your diet right

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      your cardio sucks, go to run at least 30 min / 5 km

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      drink water before bed

  8. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Find a chick to sext

  9. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I just have my "stepsister" take care of it.

  10. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    it goes down the moment I stand up for me
    so there are times it tries to transmute into adamantium in which I have to get up and go to bed again

  11. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Imagine being such a homosexual that you see a hard wiener and can't resist touching it.

  12. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    get up and start your day. dont lay in your bed like a degen

  13. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    easy, i am older than 23 years old and i have a job

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Wow, I'm 23 years old and don't have a job. I think I see the problem here. Thanks man.

  14. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I roll over and grab my wife's ass. She wakes up and puts her pussy on it.
    Simple as

  15. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    f

  16. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Get out of bed and take a piss.

  17. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I jerk off every 2-3 days or so, no porn. If I go longer than that I start getting SeXs dreams and I wake up tired and with morning wood. Can’t wait till I’m 60 and no longer have to deal with this shit.

  18. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >emigrating because you can't get laid

  19. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    If I don't get out of bed right away I'll jerk off.

  20. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >How do you guys deal with morning wood
    by having a gf, who loved fricking at nights, but completely avoided having morning sex.
    just became a habit of not being horny in mornings.

  21. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I dont get morning wood but i wake up in the middle of the night with a big throbber

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