How do you guys feel about sparring with w*men?

How do you guys feel about sparring with w*men?

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  1. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    There is no winning situation for a male who gets into a session with a female. If you win, it's only a girl. If you lose, you lost to a girl. There is no result that improves your standing

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I'd lose on purpose

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >have fun
      >win
      >some guy on his phone is seething in the corner for whatever reason
      Shit's cash

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Its the only time a girl has touched me, that's a win

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      You can smell their feet tho.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        first thing my mind went to

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >free boner
      >no winning
      ?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >If you lose, you lost to a girl
      not a problem

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      This unless its your girlfriend or everyone knows its a laugh its pointless to all of those more than average. I'd be genuinly afraid I'd break any non pro athlete by mistake.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >tossle with a cute girl and potentially get laid
      >there's no winning

      I guess if you're a homosexual.

  2. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    well sparring is pretty gay
    if you do it with a guy thats even gayer
    sparring with a woman kinda balances it out

  3. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I've have to do it a few times. When grappling, keep every muscle in your body flexed so that there isn't enough blood left to get an erection

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      In 8th grade I did wrestling, I got matched with a girl. I won, but according to my team I had a boner the whole time. I did not feel it.
      I thought the crowd was laughing cause I was doing so good, dominating and embarrassing my opponent.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      In 8th grade I did wrestling, I got matched with a girl. I won, but according to my team I had a boner the whole time. I did not feel it.
      I thought the crowd was laughing cause I was doing so good, dominating and embarrassing my opponent.

      One time at judo the only students there that night were me and a girl. The gym divides the sexes but on this occasion the head coach ran us through some techniques, we were in this one position where we were basically spooning while sitting as he explained what to do. He kept commenting on how I need to loosen up and that I was too tense, I wish he could have figured out that I was purposely flexing every muscle as hard as I could to keep from poking this b***h with my dick

  4. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    It’s fine here and there. I just majorly hold back strength and explosiveness.

  5. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    PUSSY SEX BOOOOOOOOOBS I WANT. TO. FRICK

  6. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    dats not sparring thats rollin

  7. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I train BJJ and spar regular with women. At least one girl during a session. I don´t go full testo-alpha-ape. I´m more gentle and try stuff with technique instead of strenght. I mostly let them get me in different "bad" positions for me, like the back mount, the guard or even give them submissions like the armbar or the leg lock, heel hook (always be carefull).
    Its a win-win situation for both of us. She can train with me and get better and push her ego. I on the other hand can squeez and touch their little cute feet.
    For example, I´m in the armbar. I grab my arm and put my face away from her and "struggle". I start moaning like I´m acutally resisting. In reality, I sniff her cute little feet. Same with the leg lock. I try to destroy the lock, but I actually sniff her feet as well.
    When she has me in the guard, I break free from it by grabbing her feet, squeez them a bit, touch their sole and get out while still holing their feet.
    I love BJJ. The girls who train here are pretty cute. We have tomboys, stacys, namibian princess. cute turkish/kurdish girls and hot asian girls. Its a litte paradise. The girls like me as well. I don´t touch their asses or boobs like the other guys. Mostly, they choose me as a partner.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Teach me

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Literally don't flail around and actually look like you know what you're doing while rolling

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Exceedingly based and extraordinarily redpilled
      Is this the best way for footchads to get their fill of high quality feet?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        This and maybe swimming. Touching girls feet on accident when swimming past them.

        https://i.imgur.com/1vgNPW4.gif

        The pervness can be forgiven, maybe.

        But feet? Thats the first thing you think of when thinking of women?

        Not the first but a very important part. See it as the cherry ontop of a tasty cake

        Based foot Chad

        How do you hide your boner?

        I have a groin guard with alot of space

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      nice

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      The pervness can be forgiven, maybe.

      But feet? Thats the first thing you think of when thinking of women?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        fetishes don't onto logic anon.
        t. stomachgay

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >I start moaning like I´m acutally resisting. In reality, I sniff her cute little feet.
      Bravo, I just imagined filthy Frank's moronic desperate moan there.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I kneel, BJJ foot-sama.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Based foot Chad

      How do you hide your boner?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Teach me

      Exceedingly based and extraordinarily redpilled
      Is this the best way for footchads to get their fill of high quality feet?

      It's a copypasta.

  8. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Their shampoo smells nice.

  9. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I sparred with women a few times and I am a kickboxer. Coach doesn’t let me spar with women anymore because one time this uppity b***h told me “hit harder you pussy” so I broke most of the ribs on the left side of her body with a power kick straight outta lumpinee stadium. She had to get surgery.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Unbelievable zased, king

  10. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Have to take a piss between rounds
    >Come back
    >Everyone is rolling except for the single mom
    >The single mom that just discovered BJJ and got 15 tattoos and started a BJJ influencer account on instagram despite only being a 2-stripe white belt
    >Go easy while rolling
    >Round ends
    >She gets up and darts of shrieking "OH MY GOD did you just have a ROUGH TIME rolling with a WOMAN? I'm TWICE AS OLD AS YOU HAHAHAHAHAHA"
    >All the glass in the strip mall shatters at her shrieking laughs
    >Disapproving looks from your bros on the mats

    YYYyyyyyyyyep, I hate (rolling) with women

  11. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Women think they can go hard because you are a man and since they are women they assume you will go easy on them, as soon as they get uppity and go harder than they should on light sparring I answer back harder, I have ko'd several that's and broke a few arms, granted I been kicked out of those gyms but is worth it.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      As you should you dont pay a gym to be a test dummy

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      why do white males fantasize about knocking out women and breaking their arm? No wonder white women are disgusted with white men. You're not fooling anyone. We all know youre full of shit. You cant even look a woman in the eyes and if you ever broke their arm t(which you didnt) their boyfriends would have beat the shit out of you. The cringe of white males i swear is off the charts.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Found the hook nosed BBC enjoyer

  12. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Thaiboxing.
    The girls in our club who spar regularly are either competing or aspiring to compete. They're fierce and I often have to tell them to go softer.
    I like to spar with them because in most cases they're better than me so I can pick up more.
    The issue is that they are often shorter and lighter so it's not a realistic opponent for me so some stuff I get away with doesn't work on guys my size.

  13. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Accidently grabbing a girls boobs/ass while grappling is the best

  14. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    You're crazy. It's free license to:
    >grab, touch, and squeeze her bare skin ANYWHERE under the guise of trying to put her in a hold
    >see and touch her bare feet
    >put your face anywhere directly onto her body
    >choke her
    >toss her around and show her "how things could be"
    >knock a girl around in a way you normally are not allowed
    Plus:
    >breaks ice, physically speaking, when you get to touch each other all over in this way, and makes crossing that boundary later easier
    Similar to this: I've had a motorcycle since college and unironically it's been an incredible way to have a sort of undeniably sexual fun with women that you're just getting to know... think about it this way: they often want to ride the motorcycle, which is an innocent enough sounding thing and not too big an ask or too forward--- it's just a ride. They might ask to have a ride, or you might offer it. You both get on the bike, and when she's inevitably uncertain about where to put her hands, you get to confidently take control, grab her wrists, and wrap them around your waist. Then for all the time you're riding around, she's straddling you with her legs basically wrapped around you, hugging your waist, and you're able to feel her pressed up against your back. Every time you hit a bump or break, she presses her body into you, and every time you accelerate, she holds onto you tighter. For how innocent it sounds to go on a ride together, it's undeniably hot and sexual, and I've had that ride be the point where a friendly relationship turns sexual, when a girl kind of start actively grinding on you and fondling you as you're riding together.

    Anyway, you can certainly think of sparring/wrestling with a girl as being a similar opportunity, like a latently sexually charged thing where you're "fighting" but you're also kinda rolling all over each other and groping at one another. You have to be a little more imaginative

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Plus the engine vibrates her pussy

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        yes that too. All in all it just provides a REALLY easy excuse to start fooling around or being physical, in a way it sort of expedites the crossing of the bridge of physical contact

  15. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I'm really slow, controlled and don't try at all.

  16. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I've told this story here 3 times and I'll tell it again. There's this rough as frick, ugly, snotty, muscular and thick girl that trains at my BJJ gym and I've had to drill with her numerous times. She's a purple belt and an absolute c**t, even the owner of the gym jokes about her attitude. Years ago when I was a white belt and brand new I got partnered up with her, I was also 6'0 and 165lbs at the time, a tiny skeleton or a man, and we were doing guard escape drills. So I started in her guard, and when the buzzer went she went full on 110% on me, ripping my gear over my head, digging her Elbows into me, then I decided to actually use my "man strength" and I escaped her guard. A white belt 165lb skinny guy escaping a female purple belts guard. When we swapped positions, again, she digs her Elbows into me and does a bunch of dirty shit and I just swept her. She got so pissed that when the rounds were over she didn't look at me, didn't say "good roll" or anything and just walked away. For the record, fricking everyone at my gym slaps hands and says "good roll" after every sparring/drill match as a sign of sportsmanship. But I could tell this b***h just hated me. I vegan to learn that other people had run ins with her as well. She would compete regularly and win bronze and above, but when she had to fight dyel guys like I was back in 2017 she fricking hated the brutal reality that man strength is on a different level. Since 2017 I've bulked up to 220lbs and I try and avoid her because she's just so unpleasant to roll with. Digging Elbows into people's guard is considered dirty and its frowned upon, maybe in comp its fine, but in training it's just a shitty thing to do, and that b***h does it to everyone

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I don't mind rolling with women, I either figure out what they're good at and try to overcome that on the back of technique, or I work on some technique that needs polishing. Works fine, I still learn from that despite being ten years into BJJ.

      I've always liked to counter elbow digging with collar chokes, and choke across the jaw if need be. Works like a charm. A 250lbs - I'm maybe 170lbs - white belt tried it on me when I recently visited a random gym while abroad without bringing my belt and almost passed out from the choke seconds later. The angry befuddled look on his face was amusing to say the least.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >Digging Elbows into people's guard is considered dirty and its frowned upon
      It is? God, BJJ can be such a pussy martial art

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Only if you roll with homosexuals.

  17. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I sparred a higher ranked woman in a belt test in kenpo many years ago. Most other men she fought just kind of fricked about and wouldn't engage. She told me she didn't like that. So, I fought her. Kicked her fricking ass.

  18. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I do fluid movements with them which is quite fun.

    But I also use a lot of pressure to simulate rape in my mind a lot. They seem to love it as well.

    Gonna pseudo rape a female when I roll tonight

  19. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I've never been uncomfortable sparring with girls, mostly got tapped by the better white and blue belts kek, never had much strength to use when I was training.
    >be me, college sophomore
    >taking intermediate college bjj class
    >sparring with one of the girls, put her in s mount
    >trying to get high up and trap her arms, she taps and the round ends
    >"good roll", get off
    >realize later that day I was probably putting all my weight on her boobs

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Probably turned her on. Women love boob pressure

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        That’s good to know. I like applying pressure to boobs.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          I grab them and pin them like they were a man. They love being pinned. Just don't do obvious creepy grabs. But boob pressure is fine

  20. 2 years ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      bawds looking for attention would wear nothing but a bra underneath their gi. If you regularly spar with teenagers and kids, wear a tank top tucked into your pants so you don't put on a fricking show. Unless she's an attention prostitute. Get ready for a b***h fest if you notice, though.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Are you muslim?

  21. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I've wrestled girls before. I'm 195lbs and I still go full force on them lmao
    >SHES A GIRL BRO ITS AWKWARD
    no dumbass it's just training

  22. 2 years ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      What did he do wrong (nothing I wish that were me) here? He had both her arms from above, should have been an easy takedown no?

      I don't mind rolling with women, I either figure out what they're good at and try to overcome that on the back of technique, or I work on some technique that needs polishing. Works fine, I still learn from that despite being ten years into BJJ.

      I've always liked to counter elbow digging with collar chokes, and choke across the jaw if need be. Works like a charm. A 250lbs - I'm maybe 170lbs - white belt tried it on me when I recently visited a random gym while abroad without bringing my belt and almost passed out from the choke seconds later. The angry befuddled look on his face was amusing to say the least.

      So you answer bad with bad? What if they whine to an instructor?

      • 2 years ago
        Uvo11

        I don't know anything about wrestling but im pretty sure that's porn. He could easily wriggle out of that face sit but is choosing not to

      • 2 years ago
        Uvo11

        Lol I watched again and noticed the final few frames where she shoves his head into her ass. can't believe I even considered it was real

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >So you answer bad with bad? What if they whine to an instructor?
        Generally either the instructor knows me and knows I only do it when repeatedly provoked, or I am the instructor. In case I am at another school, I will make sure to stay just shy of overdoing it - I will not choke people out, and will only choke across the jaw if people are stupid enough to tuck it in, so it's their own fault.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Why is tucking your jaw in stupid? Isn't that day one rnc prevention?

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            It only works if your partner sucks at the choke. If they're any good, they'll dislocate or break your jaw.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              So would you say tucking it is a liability if someone gets your back and you feel them trying to slip a rnc irl?

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                If their rnc sucks, it probably helps even if it causes some discomfort. If it's a good rnc, you'll have a jaw injury and you'll still pass out. Try it, but make sure your other defence - the one that actually works - is there to save your ass.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                While I agree what you say is good practice, a good rnc will mess up your jaw even while doing that, and you'll pass out in the bargain. People with enough experience who get you in that position will also be capable enough to circumvent that defense. The chin is one of the main leverage points in the human body and easily manipulated.

                No you will not go out, it will just hurt a lot

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              this is wrong
              suppose my opponent is attempting to put in a right strangle arm. correct prevention is head looking down and right. that way when he puts in his strangle arm, he can't get under the chin. he can go over the chin, for a mandible strangle, which is much much better for me than when he is under the chin. furthermore, when he has an rnc under my chin, a common defense is to try to make him go over my chin by slipping my chin into his elbow pit.
              it only becomes the wrong defense if i look in the wrong direction, left, where it is worse than if he was under my chin. it starts to push my jaw sideways relative to the rest of my skull, also hurts my neck a bit, and can make me tap faster than an rnc under the chin.

              nitpicky, but i prefer the phrase "under the chin". because even if he's over the chin he can still be under my jaw on the sides.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                While I agree what you say is good practice, a good rnc will mess up your jaw even while doing that, and you'll pass out in the bargain. People with enough experience who get you in that position will also be capable enough to circumvent that defense. The chin is one of the main leverage points in the human body and easily manipulated.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                0:47 seconds. Why is that guy tucking his chin? Why does Gordon Ryan, the best guy in the world, want to get under that guys chin so much (he's using wrist rotations to get under the chin)? I can find more footage if you want.
                I've watched Gordon Ryan's back and back escape dvd's, danaher's, a section on one of craig jones' dvd's, matt darcy's, whole bunch of other dvd's on back attacks. And all of them say you should tuck your chin by default to prevent the strangle, and agree with me.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                You keep misunderstanding my point, made here

                If their rnc sucks, it probably helps even if it causes some discomfort. If it's a good rnc, you'll have a jaw injury and you'll still pass out. Try it, but make sure your other defence - the one that actually works - is there to save your ass.

                . Yes, tucking is good practice, but tucking in itself is merely stalling while you find actual escapes.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >I will not choke people out, and will only choke across the jaw if people are stupid enough to tuck it in, so it's their own fault.
                >if people are stupid enough to tuck it in
                sounds like you're backpedalling

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                This concerns a cross collar choke from closed guard where someone's digging their elbows into your thighs, not a rnc from the back. If you tuck at that point and fail to defend correctly by keeping proper posture and handfighting - both made harder by elbow digging unless you make sure to have a solid base from the start, which most people relying on elbows fail to do - your jaw will be wrenched on top of the choke.

  23. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I do boxing and we usually do some light t-shirt touch sparring at the end. When I'm up against a woman I just punch her boobs really hard.

  24. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I treat it like sparring with a guy who is less skilled. Most times women are new/only there for the workout anyways and dont plan to spar or take it seriously, so theres no reason to go full sperg mode. I work on defense, let them get their work in, and generally just keep it relaxed. They thank me for being chill and then we switch partners, simple as. Same for much younger guys, I dont try to hurt them, basically use it as a chance to drill defense. If they get too lazy/trigger happy and start leaving glaring openings i give them a tap to let them know to cover up properly.

  25. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    https://www.dailymotion.com/video/x19yzj8
    This is literally softcore porn

  26. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    A waste of time for both parties.

  27. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    its moronic, had to spar with a woman during a judo competition. I had to hold back severely and I was still overpowering her, she was basically b***hslapping me near the end, then I won and felt like an ass and she was crying

  28. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I had a mma setup in my basement before I moved. I would bring drunk chicks home and teach them how to hit the bag, it would take less than 5 minutes to get them from punching a bag to riding my dick. I miss those days man.

  29. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I went to a few mma classs in Malaga Spain the place was owned by a Finnish dude. I remember the guys were so thirsty for that one blond chick who used to come, it was so late, as soon as she showed up everyone moved close to her. Fricking Spaniards are such betas

  30. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    It's fine.
    Just because you have to hold back a lot doesn't mean there is nothing for you to work on as well.
    As long as the majority of your time is spent sparring against people of your skill level or higher, then sparring with girls, children or complete beginners is no problem at all.

  31. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Is just technical sparring, the thing that makes you improve the most.
    You can take it kinda easy knowing you won’t get that much hurt and test new techniques.
    That being said I got dropped once by a livershot and once by a spinning roundhouse, the con is they usually don’t hold back for shit

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