How do you know when to stop wiping?

How do you know when to stop wiping? Whenever I wipe I always express my butthole a little so I can dig in a little, but sometimes I wipe too much and my butthole starts to hurt and there's a little blood smeared on the wipe. Sometimes I can feel like it's getting worse so I clench my hole shut and just wipe the outside to make sure there's no shit, but I worry a few ounces of shit will work its way out

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  1. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Wipe the outside of your butthole not in your fricking anus homie.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Imagine having poop all over the inside of your anus. Disgusting.

  2. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Bidet

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      I'm American, I have one installed at home but I do most of my shitting at work

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Install one at work. Better yet, talk your boss into it. It increases the efficiency of people shitting at work (in theory) and it will save the company tons of money in the long run on tp if not in saving wasted time.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Nta but I would never bring something like that up to my boss. If I found it to be a real problem, I'd somehow do it anonymously.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Same it sucks and then at work the toilet paper is always paper thin but somehow hard as frick and tough

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      I used to laugh at this but I haven't used toilet paper in years. It's so wasteful and savage, and doesn't clean you that well. Rinsing your ass out makes so much more sense than nasty toilet paper. Bidets should be the new standard

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      I should probably get one installed, I'm like the OP

  3. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Bro get some wet hygiene wipes or we, changed my life

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Not using special baby wipes on my butthole or bringing them with me into the toilet

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Then BLEED!

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >"idk how to wipe my ass and now it's bleeding"
        >here's a solution
        >"I'm not doing that"
        Okay

  4. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >Whenever I wipe I always express my butthole a little so I can dig in a little
    prostate stimulation is great and all but you can get a boyfriend or a dildo for that instead of shoving your TP up your ass until it bleeds, my guy

  5. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I was basically in your exact situation. What you're expressing are in fact internal hemorrhoids. Which is a relief as I thought I was partially prolapsing my anus each bowel movement.
    The final conclusion I have arrived at, short of doing the right thing and going to the butt Dr, is to lock the bathroom door, and and use the warm water to fully "express" my anus like a hyena and dig the feces out with my fingers after the main movement which comes out on its own.
    I deposite the waste in a old 70s food dry storage container my wife's mom gave us and them empty that in the toilet.
    I'm too ashamed to tell anyone, I don't know why. I was in the army and sports, you'd think I could tell someone. I think I'm afraid they'll think I'm gay or something. I've been with my wife for 10 years and she has no idea. I just tell her we are the only first world country that use dry paper instead of washing and it's gross.
    One day someone is going to bust in and catch me washing my inside out butt. Thanks for listening to my blog bros.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      I've done that a few times because I wanted to clean out my ass before putting stuff in there to see if it felt as good as some people say, but I can't imagine doing that after every single shit.

      When you get leftovers, you could try what op said and just close up all the way and wipe only the outside.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        I hear you man but once you know what it is to be really clean, you can never just shut the door on a loaded chamber again. Honestly don't know how it happened, I've been autistic about putting my feet up on the toilet seat and doing the traditional human full squat.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      just get a bidet jesus fricking christ

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Disturbing and grim, anon. Buy a cheap bidet and some preparation H.

  6. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I started eating a lot more fiber and my shits are significantly less hard and do not tear my butthole.
    However, there is still the problem of the poops that are a bit too soft and can leave some behind in your rectum. I don't know the best way to deal with this, but I think it's a good idea to make sure you are relaxed and not pushing so that you can be open and have the shit all come out together in 1 or 2 chunks so that it's not interrupted, which can cause some to be left behind.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      I eat loads of the stuff, but yeah, I dp find that when I wait a while it tends to drop harder and I don't need to wipe at all. That's good advice, thanks anon

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Yep.
        Another tip (for those who pee sitting) that I still need to follow better myself is to not try to poop if you're only sitting down to pee, since your body and butthole may not be ready for it.

  7. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    It seems no matter how many times I wipe I still have poop there.

    I can use two whole rolls and still have shit smeared on the paper when I go to wipe I pretty much accept that I have to shower wash my ass every time now.

  8. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Poop while squatting and use a water jetstream to blast your booty

  9. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I probably spend an average of 10 minutes wiping. Sometimes as much as 20. I dig into my butthole a little bit with my finger and there's always a little brown dot leftover. It's been like this since I was a kid. Thinking about Metamucil to see if that does anything (I have pretty loose stool as a rule), but I'm worried it'll irritate my hemorrhoids.

  10. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Get a bidet attachment. It costs like $30 and five minutes of time to install. It will pay for itself in tp within a year or less. It saves your butthole and your money. I put one in when everyone decided to hord tp during early covid days. I'll never not have one.

  11. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I have to say, the lack of bidets make me ashamed to be an Anglo.

    I wish they were the norm. It's a shame when you acknowledge your own culture is inferior. Why could Anglo-Saxon civilization, one of the best in the world, forget the fundamental importance of anal hygiene? Toilet paper is inferior in every way, it's less efficient, it's uncomfortable, it's worse for the environment, and it takes so fricking long to get remotely clean.

    I feel trapped, knowing that every attractive girl in the west won't have used one, so if I promote it too aggressively and say the whole culture is wrong, every other person who doesn't use one will feel disgusting, filthy, and inferior to me, and it would be a pretty lonely existence. Therefore, I feel like I'm forced to use toilet paper because I worry about being an outcast, unable to not look down on people who don't use bidets.

    But I mean, is there any point adopting them now? The best time to adopt them would have been the early 20th century, when we also had beautiful architecture, were cleaning out slums, and had a culture that promoted hygiene and beauty. The bidet is unsuitable for a disgusting culture like ours with horrific architectural eyesores and an LGBT establishment that mutilates children.

    If I was building a new civilization from scratch, bidets, particularly of the Japanese kind, would be installed in every home and public place.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      I was liking your post and the effort you put into it until you went all blackpill and schizo.
      (I mean no disrespect to people with schizophrenia; it must be hell to have such an illness.)

  12. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    The best way to deal with this is to get to the root of the problem , if you’re bleeding it sounds like you have hemroids. Hemroids are caused because you’re pushing too hard, invest into some hemroid cream and a bidet. Eat more fiber and maybe start supplementing a probiotic too. Although I follow my own advice I still suffer from this sometimes too especially at work and I hate it , a few days ago it happened to me and even though I was wiping a lot it was never enough and eventually started hurting . I went home and showered and then put on some hemroid cream and the problem went away (for now)

  13. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >Not using flushable wipes
    Yangmi

  14. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Cut down the carbs, increase the protein. It's all about the macros

  15. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    When you shit at home, just jump in the shower and rinse that shit.

  16. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Bidets cost literally 30 bucks and fit any toilet. there is no reason not to have one.

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