How do you lengthen your telomeres? This is the futuristic stuff we all have to know about.

How do you lengthen your telomeres? This is the futuristic stuff we all have to know about.

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  1. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Livehangs.

  2. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    You need more transposons.

  3. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Get bit by a radioactive spider.

  4. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    You just need to become a cancer cell with unlimited telomerase activity bro

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Someday a guy will be born that has this happen and he'll live for like 800 years but be demented as frick.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        There's a cancer cell culture from a woman who died in the 1950s that has not died yet. It may contain the secrets to human immortality.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Henrietta Lacks cells? They don't do shit except contaminate all the other lab samples. You're right that they defy the Hayflick Limit but even though HeLa is human in origin, they are no longer karyotypically human. Some scientists have even called it a new species
          https://www.discovermagazine.com/health/no-longer-human

  5. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    OP fell for the Wernmaxxing meme.. rip

  6. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Epitalon
    Astragaloside IV

  7. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Exercise and halthy eating. Telomerase maybe.

  8. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Exercise and fasting

  9. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >How do you lengthen your telomeres?
    Be Asian

  10. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    You wait for modernaos to be released and then install via mRNA injections.

  11. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I can actually answer this question even though you should probably go to sci:
    we know how to lengthen telomeres but we don't know how to control the process. The problem is that there's only two forms of cells that lengthen telomeres: embryonic stem cells (cells within the blastocyst 4-5 days after fertilization which can transform into any other type of cells... otherwise known as "omnipotent"), and... cancer cells. Malignant tumors use telomerase to avoid cell death. So if we harnessed telomerase or ALT with the knowledge we have now, we would just give people cancer ( ;∀;)

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >you can become immortal
      >but you would be cancer
      would you do it fit?

  12. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Telomeres can be lengthened by eating a diet of only pure dark chocolate, daily exposure to lunar radiation, and performing at least one hour of interpretive dance every day. Just make sure to avoid all forms of water and never get a haircut.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Thanks, ChatGPT

  13. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    by literally having cancer, I think

  14. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Look up stem enhance. It is a supplement that encourages your bone marrow to release adult stem cells into the bloodstream where they go looking for things to repair. Those cells have full-length telomeres.

  15. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Spermidine. Look it up. I've been taking it and feeling frickin great.

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