Im telling you man i went through life thinking i was short but then i got measured 3 weeks ago and to my astonishment I was 5'11. It has kinda changed my life a little bit lol. Turns out my posture is horrible and I slouch so bad that i lose a few inches
This reminded me of a dream I had where I was on a bridge much like yours and I was surrounded by crocodiles scared the shit out of me. This dream is why I lift.
Please fill me in on what is being conveyed here bros
I'm pretty sure he's trying to say the right guard rail is simping for the dude, cuz its line is diagonal but his is straight. This Rivelino shit confuses me.
What do you mean bro it's a shitty plastic water bottle that's like 20 years old lol. I borrowed it from my mom's house before we took a walk. Thank you tho i appreciate you
I don't remember the name but there's some brand of water bottles that look really similar and that are extremely popular with the aforementioned group.
By my calculations you are 5'6"
I am 5'11 mate but I do appear shorter. I think my proportions are strange perhaps
I keep that mf thang on me....
>I am 5'11
Incorrect. I already did the calculations.
5'10 at best more likely 5'8-5'9
Mf built like Joe Rogan no cap
Im telling you man i went through life thinking i was short but then i got measured 3 weeks ago and to my astonishment I was 5'11. It has kinda changed my life a little bit lol. Turns out my posture is horrible and I slouch so bad that i lose a few inches
honestly probably like 5'7
You caught me
I have had nurses measure me at 6'3
I am 6ft barely
>You can tell off 1 inch from a photo
you got good eyes
My A10 hunter eyes can tell apart a 0.00001cm difference with perfect clarity.
This is why im taking the lean pill. Im this height and more mass just makes you look shorter.
Why anon? Looking shorter than your height is actually a good thing, means you've built a lot of mass and IRL you will be very impressive
IKTFB I'm 5'10 but wide as shit so from a distance I look like a dwarf
Where’s the screencap with the doorframe
can we see a pic of your mom?
Carrying a liter of water for a light stroll.
Sad
Looks familiar. Is this in the Florida everglades?
Yes it is. Good eye
You as well bro
Lookin thicc
thicc broad chest muscular and very cool boots
Built for fisting and fingering my anus.
i can't believe those memes were true, you guys all do look like neckbeard nerdy homosexuals
Jag heter datapata och det är jag som bestämmer här.
Jag vill inte ha bananer gå och köp äpplen istället.
Me laying down in the back
Height/weight/gear?
What is the point of being this crunk when a Samoan would still take you out? Why not just be lean and hot?
>water bottle
>slippers
Americans really are subhumans
>slippers
What the frick, dude.
>slippers
No, he's a based birkenstock enjoyer.
manly thicc as frick especially calves dam
I think they're birkenstock sandals
Thank you yes theyre birks. The secret to calves is hiking in them
That would suck if they mismeasured.
How can someone be hot just looking at their back
Your glutes are Mia but you look hot otherwise. Congrats.
>shorts
>cap
>sandals
This is the basic american white male uniform
just visiting or fellow florida anon?
Just visiting my mom and grandparents for my birthday. Im from ohio
well enjoy your stay. though as a fl native I am required to say frick off were full
lol great cap.. It's true man there are Ohioans everywhere. Buckeyes in particular
Sup ohiobro
What's up bro wya
???
What the actual frick?
fricking kek
Why did he think it was ok to go for a walk like this?
i dont get it
no fricking way hahahaha
Mods
Hahahaha whoa what the frick
This reminded me of a dream I had where I was on a bridge much like yours and I was surrounded by crocodiles scared the shit out of me. This dream is why I lift.
>This dream is why I lift.
do you think crocodiles die when you pick them up or something
The slightest amount of intimidation to bide my time for a getaway is enough
i think you should OHP the crocodiles
You look pretty good, n-no homo. Back looks nice and wide and calves are good. Good work
OH NO NO NO NO
The autismo of IST strikes again.
This measurement doesn't make sense, if you calculate the bottle to be a foot the guard rail is 4' not 3.5'
wouldnt it be easier to use the cap as point of reference?
im e-girlng. I'll post a door frame pic for you nerds when i get home
Alright engineers give it to me straight. Was i lied to when they measured me?
4'3, door is 3'9
holy frickin autism batman
Meant this one
t. partypooper
Please fill me in on what is being conveyed here bros
I'm pretty sure he's trying to say the right guard rail is simping for the dude, cuz its line is diagonal but his is straight. This Rivelino shit confuses me.
Holy frick lmao it's over for me
close, but you forgot to subtract the extra inch he gets from the flip flops
5'5"
why are lankets so insecure?
Every time I see a grown man in sandals I assume he sucks wieners.
>no glutes whatsoever
It's over
Yeah good point I should do some DLs
You too buddy. The winter bulk is going well
Looking great king, mirin back shoulders and specially calves
I went to the beach recently, great chance to check my progress in pics
looking good but you need to be careful, nothing wose than having a giant thicc torso and small arms.
lookin fit mate
very scenic .. NZ or OZ?
yeah don't get it either
holy frick
Hahahaha no way
Looking good mate but I don't understand why you'd have that kind of water bottle unless you're actually a Californian travel influencer on Instagram.
What do you mean bro it's a shitty plastic water bottle that's like 20 years old lol. I borrowed it from my mom's house before we took a walk. Thank you tho i appreciate you
I don't remember the name but there's some brand of water bottles that look really similar and that are extremely popular with the aforementioned group.
I see. Im out of touch with these kinds of things
Just took this pic. I think cardio is helping me
You look like how I looked when I was 16.
The weight loss is still a work in progress
Didn't mean that as an insult. Your body and what I can see of your hair do look just like a younger me.
Oh, well it's nice see other femanons in this thread!
it needs to progress faster
>that gymcel physique
kek
What is the gymcel physique
thank you big dawg
Nice calves. Good to someone who understands that calves make or break leg aesthetics.
where are you
the okefenokee swamp?
Lettuce park near tampa
Did you really bring a bottle full of corn syrup to a short hike?
Yes bro i cant go anywhere without my slop
how a grown man leaves the house wearing slippers is beyond me
Ill be honest It's hard to give a frick man. Especially when im just enjoying a stroll with me mum
post a fit of what you think is acceptable
birks are based