How do you parasite cleanse?

How do you parasite cleanse? I have some of the symptoms and want to get these frickers out of my body before they eat half my brain like RFK Jr. These things look like fricking demons

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  1. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Wormwood, clove, garlic, black walnut. Lemon juice. Ivmertum if you can get that

    Fasting and dont need bread or carbs

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      how about turpentine?

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Thats good and add pumpkin seeds

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I like garlic stuffed olives, and each has a whole chunk, is 4 a day enough garlic?

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        That actually sounds pretty good. Garlic-stuffed olives. I think imma try em

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          go the next step up and find pickled garlic cloves. Shit is delicious, but you need to find good stuff to avoid sulfates

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I have acquired some ivermectin. Is it safe to self-dose this?

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Are you a horse? Ivermectin is only for horses. Science is real.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Go to the doctor you fricking moron lol

      >t. steams his vegana

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >yes YES give your money to big pharma don’t take care of yourself no no you NEED a doctor to take care of you!!!
        >GIVE US YOUR MONEY YOU CANT TAKE CARE OF YOURSELF!!!!!!

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          The next time you have a heart attack, shove a jade egg up your ass. I'm sure they'll realign your chakras and unclog your arteries you fat mutt

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >did you seriosuly suggest taking care of your own health?
            >YOURE A FAT MUTT AND YOURE PROBABLY INTO ASTEOLOGY AND CHAKRAS
            I think you need to calm down you might raise your blood pressure and have to spend 5-figures for a check up

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Somebody is really mad

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Are you a horse? Ivermectin is only for horses. Science is real.

              >This level of ignorance and moronation is seen in the common amerimutt. Due to the lack of adequate healthcare and education, it has regressed into a pitiable state. It will try to assert it's dominance over the humans of the world by talking about it's great wealth while in fact it can barely afford to get treated for a broken pinky. It's masters loot the amerimutt of it's wealth by advertising junk food and selling the "solution" at exorbitant rates. While the mutts themselves are quite divided on this matter and threaten to kill their masters, either through a supposed communist revolution or fascist uprising, the truth of the matter is that the amerimutt is far too invested in the bread and circuses to truly give a shit about improving it's own life through education and exercise

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >rent free

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Settle down vaxxie, don't get your heartrate too high.

            Anyways re this thread, how can you actually tell if any of this is working? I tried the cosmic death method from /x/ and never saw any indication anything was happening. Are you supposed to see worms and stuff in your stool?

  2. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Slowly. Better to avoid too much die off at once because it could become extremely unpleasant to the point of hospitalization due to organs being overloaded and shutting down.

    Turpentine is for the extra special morons.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I took dewormer last evening for the first time in 10+ years and today my heart rate is elevated all day even when resting. Am I processing ze dead bugs?

  3. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Horse paste.

  4. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous
    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous
      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        israeli post

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          > if you dont believe literally everything you see in gay IST screenshots, you must be LE israeli
          smartphone addles npc post

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >no argument how its wrong
            Yep

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              > no argument how its right
              i mean if some moron on IST said it MUST be true, right? also youll notice he gives nothing resembling actual information on what to do about le secret ancient fungus, so who gives a frick if its 'right' or not?

              the world has never seen a group of people so passionately dedicated to wasting their lives in the most worthless ways imaginable as zoomers

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >i mean if some moron on IST said it MUST be true, right?
                no one implied that imbecile, you are closed mind and just disregard anything that goes against your current beliefs

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                ironically i actually never said whether or not i believe the gay le screenshot, ive just been mocking you personally

                zoomers really do live to 'win' fake gay arguments on the internet, dont they? you got another one champ!

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >zoomers really do live to 'win' fake gay arguments on the internet, dont they?
                Ironic you say that after doing exactly that

  5. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Depends on the parasite we are dealing with. It can either be a worm or a protozoan (bacteria like fricker) and they have different treatments. Most antiparasitic medicine is cheap, requires only a single dose and does not need a prescription but I would recomend getting your stool tested for eggs or cysts before trying anything. Home remedies like spices, garlic and all that shit do not work. Parasitic worms feed on your blood, NOT on the food that you consume, (except tapeworms, and it is very unlikely you have a tapeworm unless you live in a third world country) by latching onto blood vessels in your inner bowels; they do not care about what you are eating.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The only somewhat reasonable answer ITT. Food isn't going to fricking do shit to a God forsaken parasite living in your system (if you aren't hallucinating it or attributing symptoms of another disease to parasites) in fact, it is likely that you got it BECAUSE of food.
      Also if something is in your brain, you won't notice until it's too late.

      Lul for some reason my stupid old phone cant upload images here, but I just got dirt cheap tablets from a local vet clinic, intended for cattle, sheep and goats, but the vet guy said hes been taking a couple of tablets 3 times a year for several years.

      Albendazole Provet 600mg

      Im in Europe btw

      >Russhit
      >For cattle: 1 bolus per 120kg of bodyweight
      Checks out lol

  6. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Literally me

  7. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Buy a couple of strong dog ones online. Dont trust the human versions they’re made by worm infected israelites who are protecting their species.

  8. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Wormwood and wormwood only.
    It has one of the only chemicals (Thujone) that can pass the brain blood barrier and it's needs no doctors prescription for it.
    There is literally nothing else on the open market that can do a complete cleanse without a doctors prescription. Thank Obama for making them all illegal.
    The fricking poofter was in so many gay orgies you couldn't believe.

    Anyways, be careful.
    Thujone can cause neurological failure, it's a literal toxic material so when you take wormwood you make it into a tea and dosage it.
    You drink it every four days for about three months so it cycles during the nymph stage of the parasites before they are adults and they become immune to it.
    During their egg cycle and during their adult cycle they are immune to Thujone.
    Any more and you risk toxicity, any less and you risk more adults reproducing and the cycle continuing.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Which brand and just a single one per four days?

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Find dosages online, you can buy whatever brand you feel is reputable.
        You take a dosage every four days.
        Example
        >x ounces of dry wormwood boiled == one dosage
        I don't know the measurements off the top of my head, however I know if you frick it up you can cause permanent nerve damage.
        Which is true of most dewormers, they are neurological toxins that enter the worms bodies and paralyze them so you shit them out.
        Inside the body they paralyze the worm, the worm dies, and the body begins to decompose the worm.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          That's really dangerous so please make a proper guide when you have the time to.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            I told you to look it up yourself dude.
            Stop expecting everyone to give you the answers to everything and put some work in.

            I already gave you the answer, wormwood is the only dewormer that crosses the brain blood barrier that you can buy in The USA period without a doctors presc.
            You need to do the research on dosages or else it will do very little or like all dewormers will make you seriously ill.

            Congrats, now you know.
            Now go figure the rest out.
            I eat wormwood daily since i have a bunch outside my house. Effectively micro-dosing daily on it. It's well below the effective limit, but also if you find natural dewormers and eat them in moderation a colony can never form to start the reproductive cycle in the first place.

  9. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Lul for some reason my stupid old phone cant upload images here, but I just got dirt cheap tablets from a local vet clinic, intended for cattle, sheep and goats, but the vet guy said hes been taking a couple of tablets 3 times a year for several years.

    Albendazole Provet 600mg

    Im in Europe btw

  10. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The boy scout handbook used to recommend cutting the filter off a cigarette and then eating the tobacco part for de-worming in the absence of medication OP.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      this could easily kill you. super LE EDGY shutin loser! you probably have that MAKE LE CRYSTALS screenshot from like 12 years ago saved on your hd, dont you?

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >a cig butt can kill you
        I can kill you with a the sheer force ofnmy protein farts bro. Don't try me, because I've got God and anime on my side

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        It's from the US army Survival Handbook and it was in my copy of the Boy Scout Handbook a long ass time ago

        https://www.google.com/books/edition/U_S_Army_Survival_Handbook_Revised/xAIT_q7FoYUC?hl=en&gbpv=1&dq=US%20army%20survival%20manual%20tobacco%20parasite&pg=PA55&printsec=frontcover

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          > drink le kerosene
          really fake and gay. look it up for yourself. if you took a couple cigarettes and soaked them in water for a few hours then drank the water you'd likely die. when you smoke a cigarette youre getting a very small percentage of the nicotine

          you didnt answer my question about that gay 'make le crystals' screenshot btw

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >actual published government materials are fake and gay
            okay I don't know what else to tell you then, you can find various folk remedies involving eating tobacco for parasites in humans and animals going back hundreds of years, it's probably not as effective as de-wormer from a pharmacist but clearly people have done it.

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              cool try it out and report back! do the kerosene one too

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Nta but, did your parents not give you worm medication when you were scratching your ass as a child? Maybe you still have an itchy dingleberry laden worm ridden ass if your parents are as moronic as you are

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                i sometimes forget that zoomers literally live to 'win' fake gay arguments on the internet that nobody started. cool stuff bro

  11. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I did a test to see if I have them and it came up negative. Is it reliable?
    Not ova, but the other one. The molecular one

  12. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The fear over parasites is wildly overblown. Most are just hanging out somewhere taking .01% of your energy needs for the day and eventually get old and die. Very few of us are the kind that wrap around parts of your brain and alter your thoughts, most just want to mooch some food and sit around. It's not really worth the risk of taking sketchy supplements or using veterinary medicine off-label.

  13. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  14. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    young men used to go out and get in fights to exorcise their punchy instincts and now instead they go online and yell at each other
    It's hard to overemphasize the gayness of this

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