How do you plan to get old?

How do you plan to get old?

  1. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    do based shit until i cant do based shit anymore then hunter s. thompson myself

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      do you think i can do starting strength until i'm 70yo?

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Yes

  2. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I reckon I'll be dead before I have to worry about that kind of thing.
    Can't deal with five more decades of this shit. Something's gotta give.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I don’t.

      hopefully committing suicide soon to prevent it period

      i plan to not get old
      when i have reached the ripe age of 50 an email currently sitting on a server in a remote location somewhere off the coast of angola will be sent to an old acquaintance of mine
      from there he will gather the equipment necessary for the job and kill me in my sleep
      my body will be thrown in a nearby lake and my house will be burned down ridding myself from this world
      the current time until this all transpires is approximately 27 years from now

      41%

  3. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I saw how my grandfather died last month, and I don't want to go the same way. Assisted suicide better be legal by then

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      speak your mind anon. what happened.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        He got his ass kicked by a mob when he was at a pro-life rally.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Are you Reddit Randy's grandson?

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        NTA, but my grandma died a few months ago at 99. We were taking care of her the past few years and it was living motivation to not make it to that age. Once you become immobile and require assistance to do eat, there is no point in living anymore. She had no quality of life the last few years, but kept hanging on.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Similar thing happened to my grandma. Think she made it to 94 or so but the last.... 5 or more years were bad. Luckily she passed in 2019. Can't imagine the horror of being in a nursing home while covid is going on.
          alzheimers, dialysis, nursing home, etc.
          Last time I remember her being "really there" was around 8 or 9 years ago when she would go on walks at my parents house.

          It's sad because I can remember 20 years ago she was taking me to school, cooking, tending, her garden, hanging out with friends.

          If I learned anything having a purpose, social life, and mobility are the most important things when you age.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I've definitely been spooked into staying active when I let myself go a little bit over the past year. My grandma has alzheimer's and it's terrifying to watch how mentally and physically feeble she's become, and it's only getting worse from here. There is absolutely zero dignity or enjoyment left in her life. She eats, sleeps, and shits herself. She is actively annoying to the family members that have to take care of her because she's so helpless, and pretty soon the only place that will be able to give her full-time care will be some kind of facility. My aunt claims she's never going to let that happen but she has a job and can't be home 24/7, so my grandma is frequently neglected, sitting hours at a time in her own waste, and she's recently started roaming so she'll probably need to be seriously hurt while left alone one day for my aunt to change her mind. But frankly, I hope when that day comes she just dies instead. All this effort to preserve her existence is wasted, idiotic.

          Anyway, I'm doing everything I can to lower my risk factors. I'm playing sports, learning new things, spending time with friends, and if the day ever comes where I'm diagnosed I'm just going to kill myself. Not worth it.

          Similar thing happened to my grandma. Think she made it to 94 or so but the last.... 5 or more years were bad. Luckily she passed in 2019. Can't imagine the horror of being in a nursing home while covid is going on.
          alzheimers, dialysis, nursing home, etc.
          Last time I remember her being "really there" was around 8 or 9 years ago when she would go on walks at my parents house.

          It's sad because I can remember 20 years ago she was taking me to school, cooking, tending, her garden, hanging out with friends.

          If I learned anything having a purpose, social life, and mobility are the most important things when you age.

          I've currently got a 70-something y/o grandma in memory care for advanced alzheimer's and she's a shell that would've been mortified if she knew she'd end up this way. But she was generally sedentary and didn't engage much, just watched news and shopped. Her brothers have done better and they've been pretty active and social even into their old age.
          An aunt of mine that's in her 90's is still pretty sharp, too, though she's in a home. She has hobbies, pays attention to her health, and still functions pretty well by herself. So I think lifestyle has a lot to do with it.
          Regardless, I'm seeing myself out the at the first instance of incontinence.

          This.
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          Make sure you're learning new languages and instruments, getting minimum 7-8 hours of sleep, reduce stress, and maintaining a nutritious diet.
          >I'm playing sports
          I heard tennis is really good for hand eye coordination and reaction, which help with brain health. I don't play myself, but that is worth a shot.

          Tennis is what my uncles do and they've avoided (much) mental and physical decline, especially compared to my grandma.

  4. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I don’t.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      This.

      I've definitely been spooked into staying active when I let myself go a little bit over the past year. My grandma has alzheimer's and it's terrifying to watch how mentally and physically feeble she's become, and it's only getting worse from here. There is absolutely zero dignity or enjoyment left in her life. She eats, sleeps, and shits herself. She is actively annoying to the family members that have to take care of her because she's so helpless, and pretty soon the only place that will be able to give her full-time care will be some kind of facility. My aunt claims she's never going to let that happen but she has a job and can't be home 24/7, so my grandma is frequently neglected, sitting hours at a time in her own waste, and she's recently started roaming so she'll probably need to be seriously hurt while left alone one day for my aunt to change her mind. But frankly, I hope when that day comes she just dies instead. All this effort to preserve her existence is wasted, idiotic.

      Anyway, I'm doing everything I can to lower my risk factors. I'm playing sports, learning new things, spending time with friends, and if the day ever comes where I'm diagnosed I'm just going to kill myself. Not worth it.

      Make sure you're learning new languages and instruments, getting minimum 7-8 hours of sleep, reduce stress, and maintaining a nutritious diet.
      >I'm playing sports
      I heard tennis is really good for hand eye coordination and reaction, which help with brain health. I don't play myself, but that is worth a shot.

  5. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Gracelessly

  6. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I've definitely been spooked into staying active when I let myself go a little bit over the past year. My grandma has alzheimer's and it's terrifying to watch how mentally and physically feeble she's become, and it's only getting worse from here. There is absolutely zero dignity or enjoyment left in her life. She eats, sleeps, and shits herself. She is actively annoying to the family members that have to take care of her because she's so helpless, and pretty soon the only place that will be able to give her full-time care will be some kind of facility. My aunt claims she's never going to let that happen but she has a job and can't be home 24/7, so my grandma is frequently neglected, sitting hours at a time in her own waste, and she's recently started roaming so she'll probably need to be seriously hurt while left alone one day for my aunt to change her mind. But frankly, I hope when that day comes she just dies instead. All this effort to preserve her existence is wasted, idiotic.

    Anyway, I'm doing everything I can to lower my risk factors. I'm playing sports, learning new things, spending time with friends, and if the day ever comes where I'm diagnosed I'm just going to kill myself. Not worth it.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      just kill her
      if you don't the care home might do it anyway

  7. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    hopefully committing suicide soon to prevent it period

  8. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >How do you plan to get old
    Well phrased. My answer is, "hopefully not like shit crushed under the weight of my few but frequent vices and mildly misspent youth".

  9. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Gracefully, and with as much vitality as I can harvest in my youth.

  10. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I plan on being active and hot until I'm at least 60 so my future wife can make other bitches seethe

  11. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    one day at a time.

  12. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    i plan to not get old
    when i have reached the ripe age of 50 an email currently sitting on a server in a remote location somewhere off the coast of angola will be sent to an old acquaintance of mine
    from there he will gather the equipment necessary for the job and kill me in my sleep
    my body will be thrown in a nearby lake and my house will be burned down ridding myself from this world
    the current time until this all transpires is approximately 27 years from now

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      You can look like this when you're 50. So are you sure about your plan?

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        yes.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          You'll never be a real woman.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Everyone says this until the time comes. Then death doesn't sound too hot. If you're in horrible pain or have some awful disease then things might be different.

  13. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    surrounded by a harem of hot 20 year olds who say they love me but just want my money

  14. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I won't. I'll turn 30 and my body will only grow stronger. When I'm 80, I'll still crush college pussy.

  15. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    my tendon just fucking popped doing a nollie flip so i'm not gonna do shit apparently.
    the human body is so fucking gay jesus christ

  16. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I just hope society doesn’t collapse and I can grow old surrounded by family and friends

  17. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    dying young in the upcoming war with the russians

  18. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    By the age of 40 I'll just start taking 100mg of Primo per week for the rest of my life.
    >inb4 no estrogen
    Fuck estrogen and your more plates more dates muh estrogen is neuroprotective. You aromatize way more when you're old which is why most elderly people taking test e look like a fucking bloated box. I don't wanna look like roe Rogan kek

  19. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I don't, I plan to sudden death while running

  20. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >look at that marbling
    We better pray no meat eating alien species ever finds us.

  21. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Who has better knees though?

  22. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Do as much damage as I can while feigning senility. "Weh? No I was watching Gilligan's Island.. I have no idea how those ruffians died."

  23. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I dont

  24. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Try to stay relatively healthy and happy so my family doesn't worry too much. I've been hoping to get a terminal disease or something these last few weeks

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