6'1, 210lbs, sedentary outside of the gym.(stay at home dad). I'm finding it extremely hard to cut on 1800 calories especially in the afternoon and evening time i just want to grab a bowl of cereal or a couple more slices of toast and i can't fit it into the calories. Eating only 50g of oats is also brutal, i usually eat 150g in one sitting. Wife is also filling cabinets and fridge with tasty food and i can't eat it.
I've tried drinking tons of water in between meals, it doesn't fricking work. How do you stop the urge to snack and binge?
cigarettes and coffee
Coffee helps me in the morning but as soon as it gets past like 1pm i'm fricking starving.
so smoke a cigarette
drink another cup, moron
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Just so OMAD, takes 1-2 weeks to get used to it.
If you can't, you just lack self control and deserve to be a fat frick, just like 90% of young dads.
Yes i do have lack of self-control. How do fix that? Even my oldest kid brings me the tray of jell doughnuts and he's like "I'm going to eat them all don't you want one? how come you're not eating these doughnuts" then i take one just because he has it in my face
It’s not self control it’s letting food take up too much space in consciousness that’s women behavior dude, as hard as you can try counting calories everyday it’s going to burn you out unless you have that vision of your healthier more active self and let that vision fill your mind
>Even my oldest kid
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Why are you letting your kid eat a bunch of donuts? I have 3 and am trying to teach them about discipline (within reason ofc).
They will learn by what you do not what you say. It’s simply fundamental when you were a kid your parent and teachers gave you great advice but you never listened your kids won’t either. With respect that’s all I know because I’m not a parent but I can reflect and say my seniors were right about most things and I never internalized it or listened
Read. Walk. Play a video game. Play an instrument. Fix something around the house. Build something. Literally do anything else besides sit on ass and watch tv/movies.
Not him but what's wrong with sitting on your ass all day watching tv? this is literally what most young blacks do, sit in the trap house waiting on crack sales and sit on their ass gaming and watching Scarface for hours and they are all cut to the bone at like 7 percent bf with full popping muscle bellies
What? Most blacks are fat and disgusting
Fitness is a lifestyle you get up cook a meal and one for work then from work go to the gym eat when you get back now it’s 6-7 pm stay active reading or socializing or learning before you go to bed
If you’re unemployed fill up your time with something moron
How do cringe nerd beta losers get a woman? It makes no sense to me.
Why it makes no sense to me? Because when I was a cringe nerd beta loser, women absolutely hated me.
It wasn't until I became the opposite of a cringe nerd beta loser did women suddenly want to do shit with me and come on me etc.
I remember the first time I had ever got lean enough to have abs, and was tanned, IMMEDIATELY women were all over me... it was like a night and day difference, and its not just "le stupid dumb young girls hhurrrrrr" it was also your "mature" women.
This was a few years into university, when I got tanned and shredded, I had girls age 20, 25, 30, and even female professors in their 40s/50s flirting with me, something that NEVER happened before, even had a milf teacher texting me AFTER I had graduated.....the only way she would have got that number was to literally go out of her way to look up my profile on the schools data base and pull it from there.
I just dont get it. I feel like my life is just the opposite of what all these leftoid beta loser geek homosexuals say it is.
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you probably always saw a problem with being that way and it showed
the outcome is better though right?
I hate Legos so much it's unreal.
Why?
I made a deal with my wife
If I go one month without eating sugar, overeating, or eating outside of one of my two meals a day, I get a blowjob
I keep it honest because I'd feel bad about lying about something like that. I've had to restart once half way through but I'm almost to the end. I lost like 10 pounds
>If I go one month without eating sugar, overeating, or eating outside of one of my two meals a day, I get a blowjob
This better be fricking satire you absolute cuck.
>having your wife reward you with sexyal acts
>tfw you've been trained like a fricking Beagle
Why are married men such cucks?
Mealprepping with shirataki noodles is the ultimate cheat code to brutal cuts. I'm currently cutting at 1500 calories per day (excessive, I know, but I'm impatient and retain muscle well), and I'm eating 4 meals containing about half a kg of food each (very satiating) with 10g carbs, 42g protein and 10g of fat. Those meals add up to 1200 calories, meaning I have an additional 300 calories for snacks which I usually reserve for fresh fruits pre-workout with a bit of peanutbutter. this leaves me at about 75g of carbs, 170g protein and 55g of fat. Perfect macros, and I could literally do this for months were it not for diet fatigue.
I learned to eat once a day. Then I learned to count calories.
Now I eat what I should, when I should.
If you're a stay at home dad you've made it. Why cut? Just enjoy the fact that you don't have to slave for some israeli gigacorp every day. I'd give up everything in my life to never have to work again
>I'd give up everything in my life to never have to work again
uhhh you literally can, it’s called being homeless. You can see what it’s like right now by sleeping on the floor
I do not think that is what he meant
>1800 cals
Pussy
Do 1000 cals. You'll lose 2lb a week and that should be enough to get you motivated or at least thats what worked for me.
I weighted 210lb and in 3 months i lost 30lb
Also buy diet drinks for the cravings
Go back homosexual
OP I know your picture is soibait but that shit costs, legitimately, like 1000 dollars. Any man would have a conversation with his wife about that.
Just checked it and it's 850 bucks. Holy shit, I thought legos are kids toys
Legos had a boom in popularity once 80s-90s kids got to childbearing age
Have some frozen veggies in your freezer. They take less than 10 min to steam. You can snack, but not on bread and rice. A half cup of oats for breakfast is fine. Mix some other healthy things in there when you eat it and it becomes filling enough.
>breakfast
You don't need breakfast. It breaks your fast and makes it harder to not be hungry throughout the day.
One thing that helps with feeling filled is drinking HOT liquids, like tea, rather than just water.
Other than you could just go keto/paleo, Fruits/Animals/Vegetables.
This is why us attractive chads who date girls with low self esteem stay winning. He spends two yeards of hard work building up soiboy points just to buy a toy. I insinuate that a waitress is cute, and my girlfriend spends the next two weeks doing ass-to-mouth every night to prove she's better.
How do I insinuate another woman is cute without outright saying it?
Maximize your protein intake to alleviate hunger by getting some protein bars and powder to add to your food.
Since you're a stay-at-home dad make sure to have more stuff to do around the house (fix shit, exercise at home, etc.). Keeps you more active and makes you productive.
Protein doesn't do shit for hunger. In fact, hunger pangs are largely neurological. You get them whenever your body is conditioned to expect food. Do one meal a day and you will feel hungry once a day
I agree that eating shit like protein bars won't do shit to stave off hunger, but eating 2 fat beef patties or a giant ribeye alone will be a LOT more satiating than something carb heavy with the same caloric value.
herein lies the secret, what you eat matters. calories in calories out is true for the science of weight loss but you will feel like utter shit and struggle if you're still eating tons of shit food regularly like those donuts you fail to pass up, EVEN IF it fits your daily caloric needs. eat more whole foods, and cut out any heavily processed carbs. you are only allowed simple carbs in the form of fresh fruit for dessert and that's it. eat more meat. problem solved
I just stop eating YOU BIG FAT homosexual.
>i just want to grab a bowl of cereal or a couple more slices of toast and i can't fit it into the calories
OMAD you stupid frick
Eating at random times is a habit. Break it just like any other addiction. Your body will adapt in a matter of weeks. Drink more water. If you are super weak willed, try chewing gum but remember to count it as calories - even a 10 piece stick of sugarfree gum has 50kcal.
>eat lentils as they fill you up
>look at yourself in the mirror and see what you despise, then remember that awful feeling
>if your kids keep eating shit tell use that opportunity to teach them about health
Yea
Just say no
Calories cannot legally enter your body without your consent
Quasi-keto (you dont need to actually enter a ketogenic state). Start the day with 3 scrambled eggs and maybe some nuts and black coffee -- no carbs. Keep doing higher protein and fat meals throughout the day. Carbs aren't necessarily "bad" for you, but they tend to create cravings.
kys ketolard
To me, best is eating big ass bowl of salad. Not only it is low in calories but it also makes me shit my guts out for hours so I don’t have time to binge rat.
Psyllium husk. Fibre helps you feel full.
fasting really reduced my hunger drastically. Does take a while though. Do IF or whatever who cares
cant eat what you dont buy, simple as
Try tuna.
man i fricking love lego.
But having to beg the wife is just soi
Go to the doctor and tell them you have adult ADHD. They’ll provide you a prescription for Adderall. It gives you energy, burns fat, and it’s a natural appetite suppressant. I used to get really bored near the end of my shift and go grab food just out of boredom but now, I take one pill at the beginning of shift, one pill near the end, and I don’t have a desire to eat.