I learned it when a girl I was seeing put on her coat with a flourish and the edge of the seam was pulled across my eye. Freak accident, but debilitating.
id just run, i doubt hes going to catch me. Even if he could just by the looks of him as soon as I start running hes going to think >cardio? man i really dont want to
Id have to really pissed him off for him to be bothered to run
Having big arms doesn't give you concussion resistance, he's bigger than prime Mike and yet would still be out cold on the ground after Mike's first punch. You can't train your brain to be more concussion resistant.
I pepper spray him and kick him in the head while he's on the ground bawling his eyes out like a b***h.
Alternatively I stab him in the neck and walk away while he's laying there in a puddle of his own blood.
Without weapons I just try to hit his jaw and hope I knock him out or run away because I doubt he can catch me.
you don't. you just pepper your angus
Kick to the balls, stomp to the knee, eye poke, hit to the brain stem, hook to the jaw/temple/chin...
eye pokes are extremely effective. I learned this when I accidently eye poked someone in a fight
I learned it when a girl I was seeing put on her coat with a flourish and the edge of the seam was pulled across my eye. Freak accident, but debilitating.
Jog leisurely away. No way this guy's heart won't explode from cardio.
99% of the people on this board can outrun him and his enlarged heart
hug him and start caressing his chest, the slowly go down his abs and blow softly in his ears, also pee a little
javelin to the heart
>Tell him you can beat him in armwrestling
>he goes to get a table
>make a run for it while he does
Shoot him
>i said without a gun
Well i have a gun so you can't stop me
Point out his hairline. His ego would be hurt long enough to give me a chance to run away, or let his guard down enough to get a knife in his neck.
id just run, i doubt hes going to catch me. Even if he could just by the looks of him as soon as I start running hes going to think
>cardio? man i really dont want to
Id have to really pissed him off for him to be bothered to run
>martialcucks will claim their twink ass can beat this motherfricker
Having big arms doesn't give you concussion resistance, he's bigger than prime Mike and yet would still be out cold on the ground after Mike's first punch. You can't train your brain to be more concussion resistant.
>Having big arms doesn't give you concussion resistance
But having a big neck does. That's why Tyson trained his neck to over 20 inches
That's true but his head movement saved him far more than any amount of neck training ever could.
marbles
banana peels
pies
anvils
slapstickmaxxing jerrymode
Didn't this guy almost die from roiding and had to undergo surgeries? I'll just run away from him for about 5 minutes till his heart blows up
Denis is a good guy. He wouldn't hurt a fly
Roidtrannies have the same impulse-control as Black folk
Are you the alcoholtroony in that video who's still butthurt this many years later? Also are you implying Denis did anything wrong there?
I pepper spray him and kick him in the head while he's on the ground bawling his eyes out like a b***h.
Alternatively I stab him in the neck and walk away while he's laying there in a puddle of his own blood.
Without weapons I just try to hit his jaw and hope I knock him out or run away because I doubt he can catch me.
Put my hand on his forehead and watch him run in place towards me
i run until he collapses from exhaustion (around 200 meters)