How does Blaha simultaneously look obese, skinny and jacked all at once?

How does Blaha simultaneously look obese, skinny and jacked all at once?

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  1. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Because he is only 300x168 pixels maybe

  2. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    why do people hate him so much?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      It's literally just because he's ugly, many such cases

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Have you seen any of his videos? He's a combination of moronic and arrogant which just makes him completely unbearable.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          I watched one of his videos where he was talking about the trap bar deadlift scene in American Sniper.
          The first part of the video was him explaining what the guy was doing with the trap bar, then I blanked out for a moment because I just remembered something and when I went back to the vid (which I forgot to pause) he was rambling and ranting about how "no one should disrespect our troops" and "my cousin is now training to be a specop" for the remainder of the vid.

          Never thought I'd experience a "Now that's what I call ISTness" outside of IST

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            He used to pretend to be a former navy seal-like hitman who went on missions for the Clinton administration during "the powder wars", as he called them.

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              No fricking way he fakes Valor like this that is too funny lmao

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                That's only the tip of the iceberg. If you want to take a deep dive into the man known as Jason 'Hemingway' Blaha, look here:
                http://www.genovapedia.org/blahapedia.html

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                Lmao he claims to be a martial arts master on the internet and shit too. I've known people like this irl it's fricking unbelievable. Is it like a mental illness or something, people lying through their teeth like this. No one reasonable would think that people believe all the BS.

                One guy I knew was fat and had stretch marks, he used to say he was in gangs all his life and shit. One day he lifted his arms up and noticed that I looked at his gut and told me that the stretch marks were stab wounds lmfao.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                The whole Jason Blaha-era of youtube fitness was pretty kino. He was continually called out and exposed by people. Yet he kept doubling down on his increasingly elaborate lies. IIRC it all culminated when actual veterans called him out for 'stolen valor' which eventually led him to backtrack on everything.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >Claimed Stolen Valor for years
      >Pathological liar who created a fake history for himself to appear like he's some tough guy giga Chad
      >Always threatened to kill anyone if they approached him looking to cause trouble
      >Held people at gun point and humiliated them on camera because a bunch of ISTmisc people found his address and made fake ads on Craigslist and sent unsuspecting people to his apartment who thought they were gonna get laid
      >Claims he has black belts in several martial arts

      I mean I could keep going but is that enough for you?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      because his lore is absolutely insane and its not possible to summarize it with less than 1000 words.
      he has for example claimed to be a reptilian overlord that aliens chose to breed superior human beings etc. and you could brush it off as some "le ebin troll meme" that was in one facebook post but no he literally held these opinions for years and years and has thousands of forum posts on conspiracy theory forums and he doubled down on his insane stories on his youtube channel etc.

      he seems to have cooled off and become "normal" and tried to delete everything off the internet and act like the above mentioned didn't happen, i mean he will just perma ban you whenever he sees any post about his past.

      so if you just started following him now or knew him casually from the past yeah i can see why people might not understand whats the big deal about him but most people havent forgotten and he will forever be remembered as such.

    • 1 year ago
      Kricket

      That our boi hemingway

  3. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    hi jason

  4. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Because he has shitty genes and despite of them still works harder than you and outlifts you whilst in his 40s

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      he roids, he roids and looks like dung. He has TERRIBLE genetics and pisspoor response to roids, thats why he looks awful.

  5. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    No one thinks Jason Blaha looks jacked. Here he is next to people who've never been to the gym once in their life.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      all natties look DYEL with their shirts on
      every
      single
      one
      go ahead, post body and prove me wrong. That goes for anyone reading this at all. Since we're anonymous no one has any incentive to pretend they don't roid, and that happens to be the entirety of good looking "natties" elsewhere.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        hes not natty what a frick

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        not if you have arms. There is a clear difference between DYEL arms and toned arms

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          yeah, and that difference is called roids
          At BEST you'll get some definition near the very top and that parts hidden by your sleeve.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >all natties look DYEL with their shirts on
        Blaha has been on steroids for 10+ years.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >thinks blaha is natty
        This has to be the most dyel post ever written.

  6. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Shit genes, used to be much fatter so has loose skin. Always overweight. Genuineness cursed physique

  7. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    that's our boy Hemingway

  8. 1 year ago
    The original nuff said poster

    How does he look
    >obese
    Doesn't do cardio. Eats like shit. Doesn’t do isolation exercises. Bad hip genetics. Doesn’t do enough volume.
    >skinny
    Doesn’t do isolation exercises. Especially arms.
    >jacked
    Does mostly legs workouts so has big legs. As least puts some effort into upper body.

  9. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >traffic waaaaay down
    >sock accounts no longer working
    >second hand mutated shit info
    >hit IST because you think everyone there is lower than you to try and drum up views again.
    Sage these, he had his chance and it's over along with most of the charlatans from ten years ago.

  10. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    He must have the worst diet imaginable. Definitely has strength but never got the "not eating like a hippo with down syndrome" thing down.

  11. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Blaha always delivers with the ments, he now lives with a jukie that murdered her boyfriend and he is putting money into his facebook page by sharing memes. This fricking guy is by far my favorite lolcow

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      wait isn't he living with ruby cherry?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      At least our boy hemingway is laying pipe

  12. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Why does vegand gains look diabetic

  13. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >flew across the country to pay a 65 year old crack prostitute to peg him

    >left his dog unattended for a week, his new roomie, the junkie murderer out on bail for shooting her husband is supposed to look after Nova but shoots up instead

    >gets home and the dog is dying

    >bloho puts the sick dog in a garbage bag and throws it in the dumpster

  14. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    There was this channel logicalbro that made the funniest Blahino vids during his saga. Literally remember crying from laughing so hard. Tried to look it up recently and looks like he took them all down.

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