How does this work? Why did they frick one of the best baseball players while pretty much everybody at that level of sports is on dope.
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How does this work?
How does this work? Why did they frick one of the best baseball players while pretty much everybody at that level of sports is on dope.
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Who the frick cares?
Some homosexual who gets paid a ridiculous amount of money to play a fricking moronic child's game got banned cause he was fricking stupid enough to get caught.
What a worthless peice of shit.
Stop whining and go jerk off to his pic some more.
I can tell you were bullied by sport playing Chads in high school
I'm very pro sport but he's right. The constant watching sports ball is an opiate of the masses while the world is turned to shit by insidious people in power.
i can tell you never made varsity
my problem with pro sports is too many people watch sports instead of playing. now i have to put up with a society of unathletic depressed fatties. if i became the king of the world, a person would have to play a game before they were allowed to watch a game.
yeah I'm sure you can count yourself among the sports chads even if you're a fat frick loser who watches commercial sports, very cool
Based child game hater
I have same opinion of pro sports, but do enjoy playing sports
who?
me ngubu
Frick Fraudnando Tatis
The real question is, is pic related natty?
he's like 6'7" 290, no chance he's natty
no one in pro baseball is natty
redpill me on baseball
t. non-American
>Baseball
>Bat
>Hit ball with bat
>Run
>Win
baseball #1 sport in america: literal greatest period of time in history
baseball no longer #1: america is a dystopian globohomosexual hell hole
simple as
Baseball is the canary in the coal mine
>hit ball
>run in diamond
literally no other country in the world plays baseball or gives a frick about it it's like a moron version of cricket dumbed down for the mutt audience because their fried dopamine receptors need a constant stream of stimuli to keep them entertained and concepts like overs, innings, averages are too hard
basketball is unironically more complex
>nigsqueak
>apehoop
run in your pre-determined diamond stencil pattern after performing hitting a ball that was thrown from the same spot, every single time, over and over. what a gay fricking sport, holy shit. how would anybody find this interesting at all? do you ever stop and think "maybe i only like this because i played it as a child"? if you weren't on some gay little league team as a kid, you will see baseball for the hollow shell of a sport that it is. you are fricking delusional to enjoy this BORING spectacle
your description in itself proves you don’t know anything about the intricacies and mechanics of the game, dumbass. it’s fine to not like it, but to try and simplify it when it’s actually one of the more mentally demanding sports out there is brainlet tier.
All the players are hispanic now s as lsp
Baseball demands precision in hitting and throwing, probably the most out of the major american sports. Hitting a baseball is The Hardest Thing In Sports. The very best athletes in the country + japan, korea, and latin american hitting it .300 percent of the time is considered good. It's an old sport with tons of lore, real history, unwritten rules, and minutia. Every pitch is as close to an independent event as you can get in sports besides golf, minimizing momentum and play action to make each at bat a new contest of skill. The boring pace it's criticized for it actually a feature, making for a game you watch for an afternoon and not have to be too invested in every single play.
Actually, just go watch some Jomboy clips. https://youtu.be/EbScGDB3ock
>luckswing
holy frick have a nice day so hard
you literally run in exactly the same direction every time to exactly the same positions which are exactly the same distance on every pitch everywhere, the only thing you have to do is hit the ball you absolute mongoloid
wrong
show me footage of a pro baseball player hitting the ball and running in any direction other than 1st base, 2nd, 3rd, and home
every game is the same
you're a homosexual and your sport is gay
show me footage of an ape throwing a basketball anywhere but a hoop for points. show me footage of a Hispanic in an empty field kicking a ball for 60 minutes, wait please don't because soccer is the worst "sport" to ever exist.
euthanize yourself chimp
i mean yeah moron it's a sport. let me guess, usain bolt isn a talentless hack because he ran in a straight line?
that's how all sports are moron, if they didn't have rules they wouldn't be sports
brb gonna watch some guys randomly run in different directions and at random intervals swing bats at balls and throw balls and catch balls and then run in another direction
tardo
You don't get what an independent event is huh?
It’s gotta lot of soul but of course it’s becoming soulless like everything else these days
Will always be my favorite sport tho, especially in the fall time during playoff season im always reminded why I love this game. Very kino and comfy.
>it’s becoming soulless like everything else these days
Fake news.
it's pro sports. they of course are gonna suck the life out of it and put up a bunch of propaganda ads on the stadium
I'd rather go to the park and play than watch sports especially when on TV you're forced to consume blm billboards and watch globohomosexual ads
What the H?!!
https://www.dailymotion.com/video/x2vxfc3
American football is The Iliad
American baseball is The Odyssey
this was made by someone who didn't play either because baseball players always wear cups out of necessity and football players generally do not
>oh no the maymay isn't accurate
no just pointing it out
My bad then
Yeah if I were a baseball player I'd wear a cup, I don't want a 98 mph fastball hitting me in the nuts, or a 110 mph line drive.
when I played baseball I always wore a cup but I feel like I'd be better off wearing goddamn shinguards. I never got hit in the dick but I can't count the number of times I was a moron and took a line drive to the shin
how did cricket copy baseball?
>source: Abner Doubleday made it up
Back in the day it was a much loved sport. Then they allowed Black folk to play and lost much of its appeal because fans would watch baseball to forget about things like Black folk.
Then eventually it became very big money and drug-infested. Not to mention they increase the time between innings to show more commercials so now games take forever, filled with ads, filled with Black folk and cheating frauds and it's boring as hell.
Baseball is still by and large one of the more popular sports in the US.
There are only big 4 team sports and baseball is not top 2
The average baseball fan is 56 years old.
That means that a 56 year old would have watched BB as a teen/young adult in the 80s/90s - The glory days. Now it's trash. Around the time Major League came out in 1988 was a great time for BB.
Its a gimmick to sell $12 beers
baseball has good flow to watch when you're WFH, highly recommend
redpill me on peds.
they need scapegoats for whatever reason every now and then. now that he is suspended for positive ped test every normie is gonna think that the testing works and they are all naturals because otherwise they would all be caught and suspended.
lol what makes you think that these egomaniacs (latin baseball players) would allow themselves to be scapegoated? moron
Seems counter productive, anyone with half a brain would realize the guy that got suspended for roids doesn't look any bigger than the "natties". But then again, the majority of normies think the rock is natty so whatever
>swing 5 pound stick
>run 90 feet
>roid
the absolute state of spicball
Wait, I’ve seen this episode before. Boys start your stockpile, being swole is going to be even more illegal.
he was probably just the most reckless one. maybe even thought he was taking an undetectable exotic from some chinese site but was really just a standard assay on any PED piss test
Can any frauders comment on clostebol? I’d never heard of it before. Other baseball players have been caught using it, seems to be common in Latin america
it's the cake and eat it too of chemicals
I only watch baseball or basketball playoffs. Ill watch any NFL game with two decent teams start to finish. Do with that information what you will
UFC PPV>NFL/Superbowl>NBA Finals>World Series>World Cup>Stanley Cup.
Every UFC PPV is a fricking superbowl literally the greatest sprting event of all time. Yes not all of them are greay but neither is every Superbowl except UFC has at least 12+ PPV's a year.
The SuperBowl always feels soulless. Wild card, division and AFC/NFC championships are kino though.
Why the frick do you need PEDs for baseball anyway? I can see why youd need it for burger football, rugby etc but why baseball? Lol
contrary to what IST thinks testing regimes (at least in first world countries) are taken seriously and actually attempt to prevent doping in sports. they use the latest science and the most effective method they can deploy.
athletes adapt by using undetectable compounds or are sheltered by their coaches who warn them when unannounced tests are being conducted so the athlete can stay away.
this is not effective at wiping out doping but it is effective at protecting athletes from the more dangerous forms of substance abuse - as evidenced by the lower death rates of athletes compared to, say, bodybuilders. athletes take their competitions just as seriously and would take just as many drugs (different ones, for different goals, but the same crazy doses) - but they can't.
the point of testing for PEDs is that professional sports should not be blood sports. these guys will do ANYTHING to win; you have to STOP THEM from killing themselves, even if they're happy to do so. even if they're asking for it, even if you have nothing but contempt for them, they leave behind a grieving family and they light a grim path for others who don't know better.
everyone thinks they're invincible when they're young, and everyone is happy to trade 30 years of their life for 3 years of being "on top" until one day they get to 50 and realise they're really not that old, and they really actually have quite a lot of life left - some of it the BEST of life, the "golden years" - except that their knees are dust and their heart's blown out and they won't live to see their grandkids.
they deserve more from us than cold indifference and "you got what you asked for". thus, we test for PEDs - because it's about putting sports second, and athletes first. that's how it works.
thank you
is this your personal analysis or did you gleam it from the inside?
from the inside.
i know some pretty pro athletes (rugby players) from working for big clubs in a pretty hands-on role. they're not all suicidal with drugs but some of them are. and they're definitely not all smart enough to recognise when they're doing suicidal things, sadly.
they mostly use things like peptides and HGH etc. and other forms of marginal enhancement, but they absolutely blast gear when they're young and untested to get that leg up for selection and so on. plenty of "tell-all" interviews with retired athletes that you can read.
the funny (sad) thing is that those athletes say "i took drugs because i knew i had to to be competitive and it wasn't worth it". it's terrible to say that, because all the up-and-comer will take away is that he will have to take drugs to be competitive, just like the retired pro had to. and it's true.
it's like this: people who aren't willing to take PEDs don't get to the top, so the people who are there are the ones who are willing to go all the way. you have to approach the issue accepting that there is nothing that you can do to persuade them to stop because if you had been able to do that they wouldn't have gotten to this point in the first place. the persuasion is already there and at this point you're only dealing with the ones who were "beyond reason" (or they are making a different value judgement). so you have to use a paternal iron fist and force them to do what you say is in their best interests.
is that moral? is that justifiable?
well some people might say "their body their choice" but i wonder how long that view can be maintained when you're burying your mate. again. don't get the wrong impression - it's not like rugby players are dropping like flies. but that's the point. they WOULD BE. rugby is a full contact sport, it's not played at a pro level by people who are half-hearted lol. they're as aggressive with themselves as they are with the other team.
/end
oh and p.s., sports aren't a meritocracy anyway.
consider: if everyone is putting in 100%, if they've fully optimised every single thing that they can control, then the only thing left to differentiate between them - to decide who wins and who loses - are the things that they CAN'T control.
winners are bred, not built. so it goes for horses, so it goes for men. approaching sports like they're some sacred field of human spirit is laughably ignorant. sports exist so that women can pick the chads (so that men can compete for the women) without people getting killed; it's an evolutionarily superior method of competing for mates, an agreed-on proxy for fights to the death. it reveals your genes, not your spirit.
we instinctually loathe PEDs because we know sports aren't about winning, they're about showing off what you've got. real hair and a wig look the same but one counts and the other doesn't - PEDs are the same.
this is less related to what i've already posted but relevant to explaining why PEDs are held in contempt in the community. how are PEDs "cheating" but the million dollar facilities that western athletes get to train for the olympics in compared to the mud huts of zimbabwe "not cheating"? the answer is that anything which affects our ability to judge the relevant genetic quality of the competitors accurately is "cheating". lack of training facilities might make someone good look bad, but good facilities won't make someone bad look good. the base has to be there to build on.
PEDs absolutely can make someone bad look good, if you take enough of them. thus, they're "cheating".
/end for real this time.
t. knower.
i will stick around for a bit to ask questions but this is the end of my essayposting.
I like your hypothesis and you bring up good points
but it is a weak argument to say that steroids disrupt the genetic competition aspect, because a genelet who roids vs a chad that roids will still lead to the chad having an advantage - his potential is much greater. It would only disrupt the equilibrium if the chad didn't roid and the genelet did.
>because a genelet who roids vs a chad that roids will still lead to the chad having an advantage
nah because the point isn't to pick winners and losers. when you play sports it doesn't matter what your relative competitiveness is compared to the best, it just matters that you can perform above a hurdle requirement.
obviously winning > losing, but all players get poon. most girls don't even know how to tell who a good player is cuz they don't watch sports lol.
>lol you hate roids because you've been told to
i take roids moron. i pinned a few hours ago.
do you want me to arrange some counselling for you to help you cope with this information?
>we instinctually loathe PEDs
lol you hate roids because you've been told to
any non moron who thinks for himself will conclude the same thing: no restrictions on drug use
You sound moronic.
i don't really have anything to say in regards to this besides interesting stuff anon. i feel like i learned something here.
>tfw need kids for golden yrs
>professional sports should not be blood sports
upvoted!
Interesting take. I have wondered for a while why they don't just make a natty leauge and a juiced league because that would make cheating even less appealing and it would also let us see the limits of the human body.
Eventually the juiced league could become the transhumanist league and include computer/ai enhanced humans as well as chemical enhanced humans.
Because the natties would juice as well
they should just have maximum allowable dosages and then be tested constantly with compounds that have the highest harm value be explicitly banned. kind of like racing and restriction plates and other power caps.
Oh look! Another overpaid US sportsball player tests positive for drugs/steroids.
>Mystery meat
I remember when baseball used to have class and grooming standards.
This happened because this year baseball was supposed to stop testing. This guy will be used to continue testing for infinity. "You can work for us kid but only if you allow your ped usage to be used a leverage against you of we need it"
All pro athletes are degenerate frauds.
Couple of morons on badly timed cycles get popped so the normie can pretend the sport is clean.
Because he got caught
Youre supposed to cheat at the roid test so you come out as "natty"
Orange man bad
>while pretty much everybody at that level of sports is on dope
They don't. This is the biggest cope in the world from roiders. Roiders need to grow up. Who ironically tend to roid even when they do not play sports.
>suspended 80 games
that's like 25% of the world series.