How far can I get with pike push ups for shoulder...

How far can I get with pike push ups for shoulder...

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  1. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    About as far as I could get in her butthole before busting

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I bet I could manage at least 100 pike pushups into her butthole, my shoulders would start to quake and the force of my Kegel trained ejaculate would jettison into her rectum with such fury it would meld the walls of her anus to my wiener, henceforward making my pike pushups significantly harder now having what would amount to a Siamese twin attached to my penis. They wouldn't be able to perform surgery without just straight up removing her anus and my wiener from existence, so we'd be trapped there for all of eternity in a never ending cycle of ejaculating into her ass and her shitting on my wiener, but at least my shoulder would be fricking huge by the time I end up dying from an infection.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        How do you gays even come up with this shit

        • 1 month ago
          SwedishBrorsan

          +100 iq white men behave like this on acid/weed

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >so we'd be trapped there for all of eternity in a never ending cycle of ejaculating into her ass and her shitting on my wiener,
        That sounds like hell haha...

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >but at least my shoulder would be fricking huge by the time I end up dying from an infection
        fricking lost

  2. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    this b***h has god tier milkers

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      you dont know that, brandon is the only man alive who has seen them in person

      • 1 month ago
        Brandon

        True she likes Brandon only because I am le based man

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        "president" brandon?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      let her name be known to this thread, glorious anon

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Jade Anh, goes by ja.dey and had some cosplay/of acount by the name of vy....leria or something
        She is high up on the crazy scale, but god damn if she is not one of the most attractive women I can imagine.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          May the gods fulfill your most intimate desire, anon

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Tattoos are already trashy but tattooed stretch marks is a whole new level

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Part of the reason I like her is the tattoos. I kinda like her aesthetic, I don't want my ideal girl to be just this trad nun or some boring HR Stacy.
            I really can't explain it, I know she would be bad for me, she would probably be the worst thing that can happen to me in my life and yet... I would take my chances.
            In my eyes, physically, she's a literal 10/10 and I would take the crazies that come along with it, frick it.
            A girl that looks something like her, isn't ran through and doesn't have mental trauma, dark triad, would be a literal goddess.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      She has never shown her nipples 🙁

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        the picture she took in her youth being naked in the bathroom was the best.
        She went only downhill from there, ye her breasts grew but the alcohol/smoking caught up with her.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          oh no dont show me a pretty woman before she became corrupted by modern rot, how would i cope

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      She watches BBC gangbang porn

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        So do you

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          i think she has a white bf

          It is true look it up. She literally fricking says she does.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        i think she has a white bf

  3. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    You'll get results as a beginner. But in the long run, it won't be anything compared to a lateral raise machine or overhead press.

  4. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Daily reminder that there are 4ft turdskins on this board who's sole motivation for lifting are these e-thots.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I used to date girls like that, that is about the upper limit of their brain function.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        any greentext worthy highlights?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        That sounds excellent.

      • 1 month ago
        I ignore women

        AWALT

        Part of the reason I like her is the tattoos. I kinda like her aesthetic, I don't want my ideal girl to be just this trad nun or some boring HR Stacy.
        I really can't explain it, I know she would be bad for me, she would probably be the worst thing that can happen to me in my life and yet... I would take my chances.
        In my eyes, physically, she's a literal 10/10 and I would take the crazies that come along with it, frick it.
        A girl that looks something like her, isn't ran through and doesn't have mental trauma, dark triad, would be a literal goddess.

        Jadeposts alway attract homies with mommy issues.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        perfect

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Most zoomers lift exclusively to impress w*men

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      OMG SAAR I JUST DONATED 500₹ AND SHE SAID MY NAME, SAAR.
      THAT MEAN SHE LOVES ME.
      IM GOING TO THE 1ST WORLD, SAAAAAAAARRR.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Emiru has sucked Asmongold's wiener. Read that again. Now read that again.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      DO NOT REDEEM SIR! DO NOT REDEEM!!

  5. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    What race is this

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Built for BBC

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Hapa, most likely German/Vietnamese

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        why are you pretending you guessed that

  6. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Keep going until you can do handstand pushups, use a wall to keep stable. There's not really a limit with them, or at least the limit is so hard to reach that you don't need to worry about it right now.

    • 1 month ago
      Brandon

      Thanks for actually responding. But does it give side delt activation?

  7. 1 month ago
    Brandon

    If I move my feet closer to my hands when doing pike push ups, it better for hypertrophy?

  8. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    how about you try it out instead of doing nothing and hoping some guy on a yakubian miscreant messaging board gives you the green light to do pushups at home

  9. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >fake freckles
    No thanks, this dumb b***h is mid as frick and you know it

  10. 4 weeks ago
    Brandon

    Aight guys I'll spam pike presses and see how it goes

  11. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    She reminds me of that one twitch thot that the incels on /gif/ used to throw money at, forgot her name

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      me on the left

  12. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    what phenotype is this?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      high tier bawd

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        what country to get a gf that looks like her?

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Germany

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          She's from Germany and she's very attainable. There was a guy on IST claiming she was interested in him, mostly cause he was tall 6'4 or something. But he pussied out cause his dick was small.
          I believe it. She's an easy lay. Be halfway decent looking and pretend you're deep/artistic and you got her nailed.

          oh no dont show me a pretty woman before she became corrupted by modern rot, how would i cope

          she was always corrupted. She grew up in Germany - the propaganda here makes sure you're a bawd once you hit puberty.

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