How long will it take me to make it to ottermode through calisthenics if Im a skinnyfat guy right now?

How long will it take me to make it to ottermode through calisthenics if I’m a skinnyfat guy right now?

  1. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    6-10 months if you're diet and training is extremely optimal and you stick to it like a robot.
    In reality you'll probably fall off a lot so at least 1.5 years

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Is this a good enough routine to reach ottermode or should I do more?

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        more than enough

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          How do I meet and seduce one as a white boy in America?

  2. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Will reaching ottermode get me a big booba Persian gf?

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      she is gorgeous

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Allah give me strength to resist temptation

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        I feel you bro. I stopped seeing girls and got my life back together (the muslim way wich means no more sexo). Quitting weed, parties and that kind of shit was easy but women...
        Hardest thing I ever had to do is turn my back on sex

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          If you voluntarily turn down sex you have levels of self restraint i can only admire
          Im such a fucking coomer it’s unreal

          • 6 months ago
            Anonymous

            You can admire me if I hold up until I'm married. But yeah I think it's been nearly a year now since the last time I hooked up and it has been real difficult these past few months.
            Also I stopped masturbating two days ago, so I'm facing a whole new world of struggles.
            I just need to focus and transfer the coom energy into lifting and work

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          Imagine unironically believing some literal OMNIPOTENT and OMNISAPIENT being would make a paradise where the requirement of entry is not having sex without marriage... It's absolutely fucking ludicrous, IF there is such a being, he simply does not give a FUCK about what you do.
          That is the real blackpill.

          • 6 months ago
            Anonymous

            >We're all here by random chance 🙂
            Ok buddy

            • 6 months ago
              Anonymous

              The only reason you reject God is because you are addicted to fiddling your penis.

              Coping brainlets worshipping and entity that doesn't care about your infinitesimal lives
              >how could you be so stupid to then pretend like you could ever appreciate or contemplate such a being's thoughts so confidently?
              I think it makes more sense what I said that believing such a being cares enough about us to create an eternal paradise that we can only gain access to if we refuse to partake in casual sex. Would you, if you became such a being, make a paradise for ants? No. No you wouldn't.
              >but muh ants don't have cognition/emotions
              Doesn't fucking matter, try to comprehend the concept of UNLIMITED INTELLIGENCE like the term OMNISAPIENT indicates. Our intellects are that of an ant compared to that.ç
              Your whole post reeks of reddit.

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                Didn't read

          • 6 months ago
            Anonymous

            If we postulate for the sake of argument that we are in fact the limited and diminutive creation of an omnipotent being.. how could you be so stupid to then pretend like you could ever appreciate or contemplate such a being's thoughts so confidently? Does this seem to be a logical way to form an argument in your tiny mind?

            • 6 months ago
              Anonymous

              Yep.
              If an all knowing creator made retarded hoops to jump through to gain access to his afterlife paradise then he’s a shithead and i denounce him.
              If I’m wrong then I’m ready to spend an eternity in hell. Not like I have a choice anyway.

          • 6 months ago
            Anonymous

            The only reason you reject God is because you are addicted to fiddling your penis.

          • 6 months ago
            Anonymous

            Yep.
            If an all knowing creator made retarded hoops to jump through to gain access to his afterlife paradise then he’s a shithead and i denounce him.
            If I’m wrong then I’m ready to spend an eternity in hell. Not like I have a choice anyway.

            imagine still getting filtered by "god" when talking about a religion
            what a midwit holy shit

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      No, they like the Marvel superhero physique. So hop on gear today.

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        What about a body type like this? Is this enough?

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          No. They like men, not boys.

          • 6 months ago
            Anonymous

            Even younger ones? I thought the Middle East was getting more westernized?

            You must be 18 to post here

            I'm 21 I just want to reach ottermode to get the confidence to get a Persian or Arab gf

            • 6 months ago
              Anonymous

              >built
              this is exactly what women think of when they say they like Dad Bods

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                >what women think of when they say they like Dad Bods
                What they mean with "dad bod" isn't a father's body, but a daddy's body.

          • 6 months ago
            Anonymous

            Post body gay oh wait your either 12 or obese.

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          You must be 18 to post here

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          you already got the fuck boy body, go for it

          • 6 months ago
            Anonymous

            That's not my body it's what I want to get, I'm not posting my body since the last time I did I got no help and a bunch of weirdos asking to have sex with me.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      How much money do you have? That's what really matters to women.

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        I'm a college student right now and I'm planning on going to law school after I graduate. I have maybe 10k in savings right now.

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          How much money do you have? That's what really matters to women.

          Answer please, can I get a qt MENA gf in college or law school or should I wait until after I graduate?

          • 6 months ago
            Anonymous

            Don't fall for it, she has baraka's face under that mask

            • 6 months ago
              Anonymous

              Mileena is hot

          • 6 months ago
            Anonymous

            giwtwm

          • 6 months ago
            Anonymous

            Source?

            • 6 months ago
              Anonymous

              Dunno I just saved it from a post on /int/, the guy said she was Sudanese though

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                Hmm, /int/ huh?
                *adjusts glasses with thumb and index fingers*
                Tme to coomence the research...

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous
    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Most guys with huge titty girlfriends/wives are cueballs themselves. They also tend to be on the huskier side of a build (ie: 5'10 - 6'2, some muscle mass but covered with anywhere from 20%-30%bf)
      Take from that what you will.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      What ever happened to her? It's Gita Hadizadeh she used to be so hot? Where'd she go? Even back then she didn't have IG.

  3. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    test

  4. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    It will take you infinite long(because it's not possible unless you want to get fat a fuck[as FUCK] first)

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      god.. I cant take having to get fat first and then cut.. cause its soo fucking hard to cut...

  5. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Eternity.
    Use actual gym and bulk while doing bodybuilding exercises with good form then cut down to lean physique. If u diet well the cut will probably be minimal but you won’t. You also won’t do anything with good form.
    You are sentenced to 1.5 years of fucking around and seeing minimal progress, do your time like all us skinnyfatcels did when we started.
    t. Skinnyfat in 2019 and finally made it to a decent physique

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      I’m studying abroad for a semester in a cloud forest in Costa Rica and I literally can’t since they don’t have a gym here. I’m gonna do calisthenics while here and use the gym when I get back

  6. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    test

  7. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    I did it in 7 months, going from 189lb to 165 (6ft).
    Basically all i did was a healthy diet, lots of chicken and vegetables, fruits, some carbs (no sweats, beer, junkfood, fatty shit etc). And i trained 3-4 times a week with this routine:
    >5 sets of pushups, each to failure
    >5 sets of chinups, each to failure
    >some simple leg work (wallsit, cossack squats, whatever)
    >5000m run as fast as possible, literally make me feel like death by the end

    In this process my max pushups went from 8-12 to 50+, chinups went from 2-3 to 15+, the 5000m run went from 32+min to 24:50.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Can you post before and after photos?

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Good job anon ,sounds extremely closure to my 3x/week 4 set routine of pushups - inverted rows/pullups and 4-5km run

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      10min/mile to 8min/mile is good progress. Now, make yourself a weight bag and wear it while performing calisthenics!

  8. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    She could lose some weight

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