How long will it take me to reach ottermode through calisthenics alone?

How long will it take me to reach ottermode through calisthenics alone?

  1. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    If this is what the virgins in heaven look like, I'd blow up my mother's house for Allah.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous
    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Dude, it's almost 2 a.m. where I live and I started wheezing uncontrollably so I could not laugh out load.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Fpbp

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous
    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      and now you see how the scam works and why dudes unironically gib themselves in a food court for this

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      https://i.imgur.com/dYSS2lf.jpg

      I lift for brown women

      Theres one of those muslim girls at my office, and she wears those dresses but in an amazingly Hot way that shows the curves of her body while walking. It makes me crazy hot. Would date 100000%. She's always covered with a fckng mask tho, but she looks fckng Hot.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      https://i.imgur.com/q1cqrnE.jpg

      Dude, it's almost 2 a.m. where I live and I started wheezing uncontrollably so I could not laugh out load.

      Fpbp

      You are edgy retards. What are you trying to prove how virile you are?

      >hurrrrr some utter bullshit nonsense
      yeah I don't give a shit you literally can't say something like that, both a terrible thing to say and a criminal offence so reported.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        And in case someone says "noone's in the house so what crime lol" again I don't give a shit, blowing up anything is a terrorist act if it's not a planned demolition which I doubt is what was being referred to.

        First day?

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        DIE chud moron gay I WILL LYNCH YOU LIKE THE SCUM YOU ARE FOGGOT

  2. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Daipy Calisthenics + OMAD + Nicotine/Caffeine you will be ottermode in a year or so

  3. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    depends a lot on where are you starting from, but if you're not morbidly obese, 1 to 2 years should do it

  4. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Depends where you are currently fitness wise but I'd say 6 months with dedication or 1,5 years with casual working out.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      post it

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      You guys need to see this one, It’s hilarious

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        It certainly got a rise out of me

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      https://i.imgur.com/dYSS2lf.jpg

      I lift for brown women

      How do I get an Arab gf bros?

      https://i.imgur.com/P8oSuFa.jpg

      https://i.imgur.com/o7GeVMW.jpg

      https://i.imgur.com/05PqZXM.jpg

      bors... as much as it pains me to tell you, the Arabs did not put hijabs on them because they were too beautiful, sadly from what I have seen in Germany its the opposite

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        I live in Canada and the Pakistani women are gorgeous.

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          If you live in a first world country where the muslims have to fly to immigrate, you're not getting the lowest common denominator muzzie.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        liar

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          I wish I was lying anon, I wish I was lying.

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          Anon look past that things makeup, that’s not a woman underneath there

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        this, seen many more moonfaced ones in the ninja population than the normal one

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        Then she'll keep covered in bed too.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      an ied

  5. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Wear hijab to not attract mean with your hair because it's haram.
    >Wear the tightest, most form fitting outfit you could imagine.
    What do muslims mean by this?

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      The result of consuming Amerimutt culture

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      My friend, I was at my uni gym and typically ignore thots...but this one hijab wearing girl chooses to wear absolutely stunning leggings that always makes me do a double take

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        They always wear really nice makeup and stuff. Hot arab women are the best.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      I called following the word of the law but not the spirit.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        I would follow my spirit right into her vagina if you catch my drift.

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          hmm not sure what you mean

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          Can you elaborate anon?

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          I dont understand what you're implying

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          I have no idea what the fuck you're talking about

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      I live in a 3rd world mudslime shithole and these muslimahs decide to wear a one piece slimfit garb that shows their violin shape bodies I kid you not everytime they are nearby I have to hold my urge to rip the pathetic piece of cloth and show them what the real jannah is.

  6. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    test

  7. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    I lift for brown women

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous
    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      https://i.imgur.com/P8oSuFa.jpg

      >mudslimes make their women wear hijabs so other men wont be attracted to them
      >their brown faces when it actually becomes a kink for white men

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous
    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      How do I get an Arab gf bros?

      https://i.imgur.com/P8oSuFa.jpg

      https://i.imgur.com/o7GeVMW.jpg

      Ar rook same

      Gentlemen, please. This is a blue board..

  8. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    She’d be hotter if she accepted Christ as her savior

    CHRIST IS KING

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      I will put the holy sprit in her if u know what I mean

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        What did he mean by this ?

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          He's going to try to convert her to Christianity of course

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      How do I get an Arab gf bros?

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        Fuck I want to spread my seed in Arab countries

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        sneed more vids like this

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous
          • 4 months ago
            Anonymous

            I'm gonna Coomvert

            • 4 months ago
              Anonymous

              repent

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        Idk but that woman is an African muslim not Arab

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          She is south Asian or Somali

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          she's pakistani if I remember, she lives in australia

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        she's bangladeshi

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          Ar rook same

          • 4 months ago
            Anonymous

            Show them with bwc

            • 4 months ago
              Anonymous

              cease being a moron, you garden gnomed gay

          • 4 months ago
            Anonymous

            sauce ????

            • 4 months ago
              Anonymous

              Read the fucking image title

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                nothing shows up you fucking retard

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                Does for me

          • 4 months ago
            Anonymous
          • 4 months ago
            Anonymous

            this is hot and all but i couldnt live with giving my kids semite noses

            • 4 months ago
              Anonymous

              Those are not Semitic anon

          • 4 months ago
            Anonymous

            Where did you get this? Is it one of their onlyfans? Thing about muslim whores is all their stuff is always behind a paywall. They haven't reached the point of degeneracy of other western women who do it for free (I'm never paying a whore)

          • 4 months ago
            Anonymous
            • 4 months ago
              Anonymous

              >sexoooo15
              What are the other 14?

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                Not all of them are my OC, but I add the new ones fellow sexochads make here to my numbering.

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                Can I have sexoooo14 please? You can have Donald Duck as a trade

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                13 I mean

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                all yours, fren

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                Thanks anon

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                Didnt alexander say that persian women were the most beautiful? From all the places he conquered he said they were the best? Was it someone else? I know I heard it somewherre.

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                Not suprising considering all he knew were Greek men.

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                He married Roxana of Bactria, which is in modern day Afghanistan

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                Those are latinas. The one in the left was Justin Bieber ex gf. The another one is waaaaaay hotter now, Katya Elise.

          • 4 months ago
            Anonymous

            can someone post the fucking sooource

            • 4 months ago
              Anonymous

              @thatbritishgirl @pengaliprincess on onlyfans

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        >meet her through random luck
        >spend years courting her so she even considers you
        >convert and learn her language
        >handle crazy step parents who think you are the devil's influence
        How I did it. We're gonna get married when we both graduate

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          and learn her language

          • 4 months ago
            Anonymous

            >literally holding a garden gnome on a stick

            • 4 months ago
              Anonymous

              You're next

            • 4 months ago
              Anonymous

              I'll have your edomite peanuthead on a pike shlomo.

            • 4 months ago
              Anonymous

              Go dig up your dirty dead garden gnome ash ancestors

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        Im beginning to believe in Allah...

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          Allah literally just means god

          • 4 months ago
            Anonymous

            Allah is a false idol that Mohammed chose out of many at a place full of idols...

            Super trustworthy, totally not manmade nonsense and drivel of a madman! Keep your desert fuckery to yourself goat rapist.

            • 4 months ago
              Anonymous

              I know

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        I'm going to need a source there, bud.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      So true anon. Christ is the King of Kings

  9. 4 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Thread theme

  10. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    ywnbaw

  11. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    insha'allah

  12. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    years. lift weights instead.

  13. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    3 months if you're progressing on weight and not meme dynamic flips

  14. 4 months ago
    Anonymous
  15. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    tfw shes 1 year away from her destiny of being fat

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      >germanic vs italian
      that pic could go in a brutal moggings thread

  16. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    >can't show hair, but getting lip injections and wearing tight fitting clothes is a-ok
    inshallah

  17. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    bump
    i talked to this muslim chick from dagestan, she was hot as fuck. i should send her a text

  18. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    2 years

  19. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Bruhs, Mohamed is the most common baby name in London, so the chances of LONDON are very high!

  20. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    not sure if you want an actual answer but 30-45min workouts 3-4 times a week for about 4months worked for me

  21. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    arab women are so hot because they're forbidden fruit. these fuckers know what they're doing dressing them up in tents. they must be nutting entire bowls of seed when they finally get unleashed on those tubby harams

  22. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    This is @ihaneennnn____ on the gram.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      >ihaneennnn____
      Seems like she deleted her profile. Shame.

  23. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    This thread made me jack off to a hijabi girl for the first time in my life

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous
      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        terrible

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          Gay

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      anon have you been living under a rock ?

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        isn't 99% of of "arab" porn just Mexicans?

  24. 4 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      What's actually with marrying a third-cousin or so? That doesn't ruin a bloodline

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        nah first-second cousin, still fucks them up

  25. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    test

  26. 4 months ago
    Shamrock

    I fucked her

    • 4 months ago
      Shamrock

      Fucked her again today

  27. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    For me its egyptians

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      For me it's Persians

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        one of the most gorgeous girls ever posted on this site. wonder how she looks now.

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          >wonder how she looks now.
          I remember that specific photo from years back so she's probably ballooned by now. We're better off not knowing probably

          • 4 months ago
            Anonymous

            You're probably right. Hopefully some chad had kids with her so its not a waste.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Imagine being a Muslim male. You try everything to ensure your daughter doesn't become a whore, and she still does because it's the nature of women to be exhibitionists.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      COMIN TO YA ON A DUSTY ROAD
      GOOD LOVIN I GOT A TRUCK LOAD
      AND WHEN YOU GET IT YOU GOT SOMETHIN
      SO DONT WORRY CAUSE IM COMIN
      IM A SOLE MAN!
      IM A SOLE MAN!
      IM A SOLE MAN
      IM A SOOOOLE MAN!

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      salsa??

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      u/duuumbass

  28. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Turks/Arabs are by far the ugliest women I've met. I'm an, forgive me for saying this Allah, Albanian and these Sandwhores flock to my like flies to fire.
    Not only do they look like the total Untermensch under that 10kg layer of cosmetics, their crooked noses and disgusting characters are even worse. Never seen so low iq women think they are the shit. Sadly the biggest stars in Turkey are all from Southern Italy, Albania, Greece heritage and the deformed Ottoturk strives to look like us, we are their beauty ideal.

    I fucked several Turkish girls but after a while it's just exhausting, nowadays I just mog them when I have the chance. Won't stop them tho, Idk how often I insulted or upset them infront of German women, saying stuff like you wish to be European or that Islam is a joke. Even had one of these makeup monkeys message me several times after University asking me why I left Islam and I just responded because of your disgusting kind. Bitch to this date hits me up randomly asking me how I am and why I'm not married yet.

    Thanks for reading the blog post, TL'DR the grass is greener on the other side, Turkish/Arab/Persian women are super level of the Untermensch ugly.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      I don't really see the difference between Albanians and Turks though. You guys are basically all mixed. But I agree that many Muslim girls are ugly. I think the main reason is that they don't look after themselves. They have a shit diet and don't exercise because they can't leave the house without a man. The reason they don't care about their health is because they know they'll anchor down a man in an arranged marriage or something. Having said that, I see potential in Muslim women without Islam, if they hit the gym and cared more about their appearance. Some examples have been posted already.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        Nice try Duvan.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Nice checks But a Shqiptari you Will always be too bad your head is stuck in Hitlers ass because of your Big Albanian forehead hahhahahha

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        Spot on, knew you were a Serb.

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          Hey at least you guys are kinda taking over macedonia which is funny hahahah

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Nice try bro you're just trying to keep them to yourself. I've been around the coast of Turkey and a lot of the girls there where very attractive. The specific type where they're pale, skinny, with straight black hair are good. And there was a lot of that.

  29. 4 months ago
    nutefag

    calisthenics are great but i don't understand why someone would want to go out of their way to avoid going to the gym.

  30. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Around two years with progressive overload.
    Do weighted ring dips, bulgarian dips, pull-ups, chin-ups, hanging weighted leg raises and their variations, towel pull ups for forearm gains. Use a vest/backpack, chains and ankle weights and aim for 6-12 reps.
    After that cut down to around 10% BF and you've made it.

  31. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    what is the point of ottermode if someone like me can’t reach it?

  32. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Imagine the Abdul lucky enough to hit that every day exclusively

  33. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    This confirms all women are whores. Muslim women are probably the most oppressed and sexually repressed women in the world and they still act like whores.

  34. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    If you already bulked and built a sufficient ground base, within a year or so.
    If you're a clueless twink or lardass you will never get anywhere just doing calisthenics without a focused diet.

  35. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    what's ottermode

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      9

  36. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    And in case someone says "noone's in the house so what crime lol" again I don't give a shit, blowing up anything is a terrorist act if it's not a planned demolition which I doubt is what was being referred to.

  37. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Tfw no Muslimmah mommy to cook you chicken biryani and verbally abuse you in your own home.

  38. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    You may think this is a meme but persians, turks and arabs have literally imported beautiful european women for half a milennium, converted them to islam and eugenically bred a race of big titty, well-endowed ass monsters.

  39. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    My gf is Muslim and I love her so much, bros. She’s from Iraqi Kurdistan and moved her 2 years ago. She’s the best part of my life.

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