How long will it take me to reach ottermode through calisthenics alone?

How long will it take me to reach ottermode through calisthenics alone?

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  1. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    depends on how deformed you are now op

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I’m 6 feet tall and skinny

      Best case 1year
      Likely case 3-5years because you won't be consistent with calisthenics or have a good calisthenics routine at first

      Is pic related a good routine? That’s what I’m doing

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Answer pls

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Lanklet

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous
  2. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    1 year

  3. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Best case 1year
    Likely case 3-5years because you won't be consistent with calisthenics or have a good calisthenics routine at first

  4. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Me on the left

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      The mouse?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        The boob

  5. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    i won't have peace until i find more pics of that girl

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      https://www.youtube.com/ClaraGius
      oh wow that was easy

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous
      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        no look dude the first result on the google image search was her facebook

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      she looks like shit now. some anon posted her insta last time i posted this pic

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      https://www.youtube.com/ClaraGius
      oh wow that was easy

      https://i.imgur.com/y2ur9oW.gif

      she looks like shit now. some anon posted her insta last time i posted this pic

      dicky is prime sexual material, who would have thought

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      She's underage, you sick frick

  6. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    What kind of sandals are those?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      The sexy af kind

  7. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Made out with a Puerto Rican chick who looked just like this in a bar and she sucked my dick in my truck in front of her friend and my friend

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Post face and body, or at least describe them so I know what to shoot for

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        5’9 180 Hispanic/white kind of tan olive skin dyel built fat but I have big shoulders so I look tapered bench 2plate ohp 1plate stubble beard and mustache neck shaved clean hair faded to a puffy israelite fro on top was in jeans and a black vneck

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          I am a 6 feet tall pale white skinny guy who can’t grow a beard, any tips for picking up Latinas? Obviously I’m trying to gain weight and get in better shape.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Probably best to goofy/alternative max as a skinny tall white guy. Got any tattoos play any instruments? All good if you dont, I don’t. But it would help. Hispanic chicks like macho daddy Latin dudes usually but most wouldn’t pass on a lean tall white boy only ones that would are the type that won’t speak to you unless you speak Spanish and that’s beyond me I’m whatever the frick percentage Mexican in Texas and hardly speak it. Bulk up for sure though eat big lift big

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              >Probably best to goofy/alternative max as a skinny tall white guy.
              I’m going to go to law school and I’m trying to reach ottermode, how do I goofy max like that? And what do you mean by alternative max? And no I don’t have any tattoos. I am learning Spanish for school but I’m nowhere near fluent

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                The good news is that the girl to guy ratio is good. The bad news is that law school implicitly discourages a IST lifestyle. Stay with your diet and don’t fall for the cafeteria, ramen or booze binges and you’ll be ok

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            You just described me when I met and married my first wife, a blond Mexican.
            I'd warn you off but you wouldn't listen anyway.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Learn to do the basic bachata step. Easy access to Latina hoes. If ur out @ night, and see some cuties
            >hola mami
            >step up and to the left with left leg, follow with right leg
            >step back and to the left and lead with left leg followed by right
            >then do in the reverse order and go right and lead with right leg
            >move like this a few times and put a lil swing in ur hips and arms kinda like Bateman in that one scene
            >she’s gonna hype you or join in
            >then say “no mas chicles” then point at her
            >she laugh and say “ay foo you stupid homes”
            >move in for the kill
            All of this makes you look like an interested but stupid gringo and she won’t be able to help herself from trying to educate you.
            t. Not Latino just a guy that likes to destroy their women

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              Bachata? You go for Dominicans? I like Dominican girls and I like bachata holmes

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Love Dominican women, just wish they weren’t fricking crazy.

                sounds a bit confusing but I'll try

                It’s confusing because you’ve never tried to have fun before. I promise no one is going to care. Just have fun. Life is too short to care about what other people think.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Crazy girls frick the best

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              sounds a bit confusing but I'll try

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                watch a youtube tutorial, don't go trying to reproduce the move by raeding it off of some IST autist lmao

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      5’9 180 Hispanic/white kind of tan olive skin dyel built fat but I have big shoulders so I look tapered bench 2plate ohp 1plate stubble beard and mustache neck shaved clean hair faded to a puffy israelite fro on top was in jeans and a black vneck

      Holy fricking cringe. have a nice day and never post again.

  8. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    You just know

  9. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    It depends on how well your program is set up but you can do it. I believe that you can make it.

  10. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Does anyone have that Russian thot that posed on an elephant trunk (?) I think it was during a trip in SE Asia
    She kinda looked like this girl

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Anyone?

  11. 2 years ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      LMAO, this is so funny. Why are people around here so autistic as to make this type of images, over a random nobody girl. amazing

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      My homie you a clockwork ninja, a real dependable homie

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      LMAO, this is so funny. Why are people around here so autistic as to make this type of images, over a random nobody girl. amazing

      How did you make that image so fast?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Lel

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      you just

  12. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Dude i can not fricking take it anymore. If i see one more jailbait prostitute with her belly exposed irl im going to rape her on the spot.

  13. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >all day
    id rail her

  14. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Why must they age

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >elbows too pointy

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >Why must they age
      I always think of when I was about 13 and infatuated with a classmate. If you had given 13 year old me the option to marry her with the condition it was for life, I'd have done it. Maybe a red piller could have talked me out of it but I'm not sure.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      standard female Hispanic transformation

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >standard female Hispanic transformation
        And the left is 10x more demanding than the right ever was. But just keep delaying gratification until your 30's, incels, and she might let you take a crack before her final eggs spoil.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I think you guys are crazy
      she still looking pretty hot in my opinion

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Get your eyes off her nipples bro

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Stalked her Instagram, pretty sure she's pregnant in this pic. The real shame is that she grew up to be a shitlib, she has a playlist called "Cantar con Otrxs." Maybe the buggers were right to asteroid Buenos Aires.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Politics seem to ruin the minds of woman.

  15. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    17 and a half weeks

  16. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Less time than it took OP to hit the wall after this cute pic.

  17. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    She's mid

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      dlle schooler

  18. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Imagine getting a cute gf in the winter only to one day find out her feet are gross

  19. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I'd like the Chuck E Cheese up in this b***h's snatch. Thots in crop tops know what they're doing, they drive me fricking wild.

  20. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Assuming you're skinny to begin with it will take like 2 months of deliberate work. If you're fat then probably at least a year

  21. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    ugly feet

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      How do foot homies determine nice feet? What do you look for as a criterion?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        For me personally, symmetry and proportion

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        I used to not be able to put my finger on it and would give vague answers but recently I discovered it was toe splay after being given a very clear example to work with.

  22. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    ARGENTINA PAPÀ

  23. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I NEED TO SHOVE MY PENIS IN SIDE OF HER RIGHT NOW AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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