How many are confident in your abilities to ace picrel?

How many are confident in your abilities to ace picrel?

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  1. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    This is biased towards manlets due to all the bodyweight bullshit
    Not my fault I'm a head taller and weigh 20kg more

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Why are biggers so fragile?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        More room for a wider range of emotions

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          I got the joke and I liked it

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Cope fatty

    • 2 years ago
      Eduardo

      I-I-I'm too heavy to do sit ups....

      It's my height....

      You lack a strong will.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      the running is biased towards lanklets
      also, weren't you supposed to be stronger ? why should lifting slightly more be a problem then ?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Powershitter cope

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I can do 10+ pull-ups with a 20kg pl8. What's your excuse now? This is biased towards people who actually train and you clearly don't fit the description

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >I'm 5'5 and 45kg, that'll teach you person that's 90kg at 6'2 with twice my ROM!
        It's cute when you need a step or jp for the pullup bar, anon.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Holy cope, just admit you are fat and can't do a single pull-up

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >taller people are heavier
        >taller people have to move a greater distance for the rep to complete
        Come on now

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          they also have bigger muscles and are just stronger and far superior right? right lanklets?

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Taller people often get their height mainly from longer legs. Legs and arms often grow proportionally. So no. Aside from that, strength and bodyweight don't grow linearly.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >manlets
      >jump
      lol
      anyone got a webm of a manlet beng leapmogged?

  2. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >possibly but not likely, I don't really run
    >probably
    >yes
    >yes
    >yes
    >no
    >no
    >depends, strict, push press or jerk?
    >yes

  3. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Pretty sure I can do all of that except the bodyweight press although it doesn't say what technique to use. Might not be able to do the 69 situps either and the 49 push-ups could get close because I never do them. I know I can do 30 easy, 40 if I try and I guess 10 more if I really have to.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Now you have some silly fun time goals to hit

  4. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    jumping 2m40 from standing seems a bit ridiculous

  5. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >5 km in less than 25 minutes
    It's like tossing a coin, I have good cardio endurance due to boxing and skipping rope but I don't run since years, probably I'm too slow for it even if it sounds reasonable with 1 month of training.
    >more than 49 push-ups in a row
    I never do push-ups, find it stupid while I can BP or do dips, probably being my body not used to the movement I would fail without a couple of weeks of training
    >do more than 11 pull-ups in a row
    Easier than my warm up
    >BP your own bw 12 times
    Never tried but confident I can do it
    >DL twice your bw 2 times in a row
    I don't DL, ever, will probably fail
    >sprint 100 m in less than 15 seconds
    Read point one, I have good endurance but probably I'm too slow for this without 1 month of training
    >jump 2,3 m from standing
    Sounds like a lot, can do if I get 1 month to train it
    >BW from the ground and above your head
    Almost certainly can't do
    >69 sit-ups in a row
    LOL 69. Easy

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >>I have good cardio endurance due to boxing and skipping rope

      Tell me you have shit cardio without telling me you have shit cardio.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Skip rope for 20 minutes, tape it, post it.

  6. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >5 km in less than 25 minutes
    probably
    >more than 49 push-ups in a row
    uhh maybe. I usually do 40 clean push ups and that's pretty close to my max.
    >do more than 11 pull-ups in a row
    just barely
    >BP your own bw 12 times
    easily
    >DL twice your bw 2 times in a row
    easily
    >sprint 100 m in less than 15 seconds
    probably
    >jump 2,3 m from standing
    don't remember what my standing jump was in high school so no clue.
    >BW from the ground and above your head
    my 1rm press is 85kg and my bodyweight is 89 so probably not
    >69 sit-ups in a row
    maybe

    doing anything for as many as 50 reps is pretty moronic and not a good measure of anything. if you are 165cm 60kg all these should be easily doable for you.

  7. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Everyone in this thread will get laid this weekend if I get dubs. Only me though, copy cats and rerolls don't count.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Find 800 and kill him...

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Got it.

  8. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Are all of these in 1 circuit? by "In a row" does that mean without breaks?
    If it's a circuit, i can't get past the pushups. If it's as much rest as I like mid set, i can do it all except ohp
    If it's non circuit but without pausing, then yes, no, maybe, maybe, yes, yes, no idea, no, maybe

  9. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Dunno about sprinting and the jump, the rest is checked

  10. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I can’t ohp my bodyweight but the rest is doable. Sub 25 5k is literally the requirement for a c in sports in my country lmao

  11. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I can do everything but the pushups. I gas out around 40.

  12. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    run yes
    pushups no
    pullups yes
    benchpress no
    sprint yes
    jump yes
    ohp no
    situps yes

    75kg 180cm 14^2*(10/50)-23 yrs

  13. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I’m not, but what are these exigences for? I’m interested

  14. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >benchpress your own bodyweight 12 times in a row
    >deadlift your own bodyweight 2 times in a row
    I'm 70 kg and could bench that maybe 7-8 times in a row, but could dl that probably like >10 in a row???

  15. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    That’s not a fricking sit-up

  16. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    i could do some of these, but i am way too fat for most of them (93kg/190cm). it seems pretty ottermode favoured, since most of the exercises involve bodyweight.

  17. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >5k
    yup
    >49 pushups
    no way not if they're good pushups, maybe if they're normie pushups that only go half way
    >11 pullups
    6 past it
    >bench bwx12
    too ez
    >Deadlift bw*2x2
    even easier
    >100 in <15 s
    I have no context for how far that is or how fast that is
    >jump 2, 30m far from standing
    wut
    >clean and jerk your own weight
    no because who trains for oly shit except oly lifters
    >70+ sit ups
    again easy if you count normie shit

  18. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >the list that destroys the ego of a fat powershitter

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Also what the frick is that list, I weigh 100kgs and 100kg OHP is in the impossible/fraud/maybe in a couple of years territory, while I probably could bench my bodyweight for 12 times, the 2x bw deadlift is so easy to achieve that it's not even comparable to a bw ohp, unless it's clean and jerk not ohp

  19. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Not sure about the sprinting or jumping, bit everything else yes.

    FFS PEOPLE IT SAYS 'LIFT IT OVER YOUR HEAD' NOT 'OHP IT', YOU CAN USE YOUR LEGS, EZ

  20. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    28m
    155lbs
    5'8
    >>5 km in less than 25 minutes
    Absolutely not, have really bad asthma. Best I did was a 5K in 27min when I was 16.
    >>more than 49 push-ups in a row
    Tried last week and only got 36
    >>do more than 11 pull-ups in a row
    Maybe
    >>BP your own bw 12 times
    Nope, max is for 5
    >>DL twice your bw 2 times in a row
    No because I don't train deadlift. Max is 225 for 1
    100 m in less than 15 seconds
    probably
    >>jump 2,3 m from standing
    Maybe
    >>BW from the ground and above your head
    No, sounds dumber than deadlifts
    >>69 sit-ups in a row
    Absolutely

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      If you can dl 225 for one surely you can dl 155 for 2..?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Twice your bodyweight.
        It would be 310 for 2. Not 155.

  21. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Wtf I can do all of these but I perma look like a dyel ;(. 5'9 150 so maybe the bodyweight based lifts are just too low (lmao dl sub 3 pl8s for two reps). The one good thing about being able to do all these is that it's good general physical preparedness for almost any physical activity.

  22. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Those running marks are insanely weak compared to the other stuff.

  23. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Jump 30 meters from standing two times
    Wtf? Are we suppose to be human fleas?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      God you're so fricking moronic, it says jump from two points 30m apart, testing your ability to judge distance.

  24. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Easy actually.
    >Powershitters btfo

  25. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    yes
    no
    yes
    no
    no (lol people still deadlift?)
    yes
    doubt it
    yes
    yes

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