How many of you frequent Asian massage parlors for recovery?

How many of you frequent Asian massage parlors for recovery? The best are the parlors that actually give a good deep tissue massage, but still tug you off at the end. I also have a thing for older Asian milfs anyway.

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  1. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    just go to one that has massage+sex
    https://eroticportal.com/en/masaz

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      I've been before, but I actually prefer just getting tugged off after an actual massage. Those places are harder to find.

  2. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >massage parlours
    Trash tier for tricking just find a good escort one that does Pornstar or girlfriend experience

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      See something about just having a nice handy or prostate massage by a 40+ Asian after a nice massage is more exciting to me. Knowing that I don't know their name and they don't know mine is hot.

  3. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    twice a month, 1 and a half hour of full body, i asked the masseur/se to focus on my upper back since i hold a lot of tension there

  4. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I like hitting my local one on my way back from the gym about once a month or so, I get a table shower, an hour massage and sex from a new girl each time. Get in good with mamasan (this includes fricking her) and you'll get a discount.

  5. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    i want an old chinese lady to put her forehead on the carpet and spread her asscheeks as wide as possible with both hands while i jerk off to her the sight of her gaping butthole in the corner

    do you think they would fulfill my request

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Yes definitely, as long as you're paying

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Yes definitely, as long as you're paying

      It will be hard to fulfill your request because of the language barrier, the have only a basic understanding of English and trying to explain simple requests is hard

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        You can just grab her ass and say "spread, I watch." Might work

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Even if she doesn't understand a single word you speak, pantomime should convey easy to intermediate instructions well enough

  6. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    do these things really exist? i've wanted to go but i'm afraid that i'm going to wake up in a bathtub with my kidney missing

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      They're everywhere. Go to usasexguide and read up on your area. Every single business that looks like the pic in OP will at least jack you off. Just get naked and lie face down with the towel not covering you, and they will know that you want to get jacked off.

  7. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Lol went to one of these once trying to get a handy

    I summoned a boner thinking they would just go along with it

    Lady said "no sexual no" when she saw my erection

    No tip for you lady

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous
    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >summoned a boner
      you're fricking awkward bud

  8. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    how do i see all the girls? can i make them line up for me? i went for a handjob and got some busted grandma with yellow ass teeth, couldnt even cum

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Best service I ever got was from a grandma, like 55ish. 2 nuts, one right away, helluva prostrate massage, and then a table shower after the 2nd one. Nice sensual touch to get me in the mood. Was a great time. Also had a great deep tissue massage. They also get way more into it when you're clearly in shape.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Where I go, I text to see who's working,and I get a list with photos back.

      Why dont you just ask your gfs to massage you? Mine does it very well and is always very eager and happy when she can make me feel good.

      With a gf it's almost just as much work being on the receiving end. Have to make sure girlie is happy, knows I'm happy, communicate etc.

      With massage girls its transactional, which I prefer.

      Best nut I've had from late 40s chick. Havent been recently but a 22 year old French lady walks on my back with the most precision I've ever needed .

      I also find with amp you get less "massage therapy" style. Sometimes techniques outside of the certified realm are nice. I still go to both though since work covers actual massage therapy.

  9. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Why dont you just ask your gfs to massage you? Mine does it very well and is always very eager and happy when she can make me feel good.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      I have a fiance now, haven't been to one in over a year. But it's honestly more about the thrill of doing something taboo. Going into a massage place in a strip mall and busting a nut next to a restaurant or something.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      yea why dont homeless people just buy a house bro

  10. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

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  11. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I miss the time when people had some shame and didn't brag about paying for a fricking handjob from some crusty old b***h. Now I have to listen to you liberals saying you like to eat hairy buttholes pretty much everywhere I go.

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