How much did the average dude jerk off per week before internet porn?
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How much did the average dude jerk off per week before internet porn?
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41y reporting in
once a day during teens to fantasy. it was so much better. when you saw a magazine with pussy and butthole you exploded. compared to nowadays abundence of every fetish imaginable its a different world.
38, while everyone else was waiting for the weekend to be out of school, I was waiting for Cinemax after dark on Friday and sometimes Saturday they would also run varying degrees of soft core. I was so dumb though and took way too long to catch on to the mechanics. I’d always get a super sized coke and have it ready to pee into. I mean my dick was rock hard and it felt good. Then the day came where my dick got so hard my foreskin slipped behind the penis head and came for real. It was excruciatingly painful and my dick started bleeding uncontrollably from the connective skin breaking. What was worse I couldn’t get the skin to go back over for three days. Once I got it back and put the jacking motion in it still was painful because I would get migraines after ejaculating. It was probably the goodness of my soul dying, but the animal had been unleashed and could never be put back in the cage.
I got an erection reading this but I am in no way gay, what does that mean?
Being attracted to corruption. The loss of innocence or something being wrong. Did you have a particularly religious upbringing or have tons of forbidden rule sets from an overbearing mother?
Sounds like you had phimosis
>Look it up
That sounds exactly right, holy shit.
I’m 41 and it was 3-4 times at night, one time I jerked off so much I rubbed the skin off the bottom of my dick. I always had a high sex drive though.
Girls gone wild at 3 AM, MTV music videos, macys catalogs
It was a time of scarcity, so when you found something good, you made the most of it
>when you found something good, you made the most of it
I had an old video game magazine with a picture of some model in a swimsuit and I fapped to that shit regularly for like two years. Damn, my attention span sucks these days now that I think about it.
I used to beat it to the Duke Nukem breasts
My mom got magazine subscriptions to the house because my grandmother would always put her down as the 12 month free reference
Cosmo was the best obviously but Redbook is underrated
I'm not ashamed to say I used Life a few times
Never National Geographic though, not turned on by melanated breasts
Sears always had a good catalog, JC Penney a little less so
The older brother of one of my buddies got some import car magazine right when you first started seeing ricers (mid- to late-90's and pre-Fast & Furious) and I got one when he threw them out, the ads in that one were solid but had too many Asian girls in it
We didn't have cable but if I was spending the night at my grandparents' house I'd have scrambled porn channels on all night trying to see a boob
I could use AOL but it used the landline so after we got a cell phone for the first time I couldn't stay on in case they called, plus it took a few minutes to log on/off and I had to go delete the report email off my mom's email account which took a few more minutes on dialup, and besides all that it was kind of hard to find porn sites back then before the you-know-whos really started plastering it everywhere and you could only download one jpg every ten minutes
The awkward as frick sex scenes in generic thriller novels like Tom Clancy and John Grisham were always a welcome surprise
When I was in seventh grade I was at a pool party and two of the girls in my grade accidentally pulled each other's tops off chicken fighting, that was good for like six months alone
I finally had a buddy get his hands on a porn VHS that a bunch of us watched in a sleepover, at a church no less
I don't remember what it was called but it was two naked girls playing with this absurdly large dildo, four feet tall, they obviously didn't get it in
That was awkward, hopefully no one was jacking off, plus I kissed a girl for the first time at that party and so every time I saw her afterwards I only ever thought of that stupid video
>MTV music videos
God yeah, at 16 I busted huge to the Christina dirty video, wasn't even hard to do so
First time I saw a penetration video, was done in almost seconds
But answer OP, just as much
Scrambled porn
>catalogs
I used to snip pictures of underwear models out of the catalogues and keep in a safe place. Had quite the collection until I discovered my dads old biker mag stash. Consequences were never the same.
My grandpa had a pocket calendar that had a bunch of thin topless girls by his recliner. Shit was awesome.
1x per day
t. experienced pre internet days
Back in my early teens I didn't have a reliable access to internet porn, so I fapped while fantasizing about my classmates and teachers about every other day.
God I miss those times, when just seeing a girl flash her breasts on a late night tv show turned my dick into diamond. Now I have ED caused by porn
How does porn cause ED? I never understood this.
He squeezes his peepee too hard.
you get to see so much degenerate shit and so much breasts and pussy in general they lose the "woah" factor and bevome less interesting and exciting so you dont get hard because you've seen it all
Bullshit. I draw porn for a living and have been for the past decade. I still get rock hard from fully clothed women doing vanilla shit. People have had regular hardcore porn access since the 90s. Zoomers are just weak overstimulated children who don't know how to compartmentalize their kinks or seperate them from what's acheivable in their day to day life. If your head is conditioned to just be a hardcore gooner but you don't fantasize about *you* actually fricking then yeah obviously you're gonna have problems.
Porn was never the issue, it's your weird parasocial relationships and detached relationship to your own sexuality that's the issue.
>but you don't fantasize about *you* actually fricking
Ok, hear me out. I like seeing women get fricked and degrade themselves. I like seeing the "fantasy" but don't necessarily need to self-insert in order to experience arousal from it. I'm not talking about cuck porn - those people are fricked in the head, bit about something entirely else.
Let's say I hypothetically like sering women take dog dick. I like seeing them take dog dick. I like the moans and the contractions and the cum squirting out when the knot pops but I don't imagine myself being the dog in that exact moment. Point being - you don't need to self-insert to enjoy perverse things
>Hypothetically
interesting “hypothetical”. “Hypothetically”, how does that make you feel? You’re in a safe place be honest
>People have had regular hardcore porn access since the 90s.
Absolute bull shit, first hardcore porn I got was on VHS from Greece in 1998, and that was pure luck.
Sure, a lucky kid might find his dad's stash (my mates dad had a suitcase full under his bed) or his brothers, but regular access coincided with higher speed internet becoming regularly available
Idk man, I've just grown compeletly desentisized to seeing naked women. I still get kinda horny but I can't get myself hard without furiously jacking myself off at first, even if I have one right in front of me irl.
I used to sit on the toilet facing backwards so I could jerk into the bowl (no evidence) and think about bending over my classmates and fricking their asses. Ahhh the memories
>I fapped while fantasizing about my classmates
I remember being a young kid and refusing to fap in the shower thinking about girls in my class because it was "impure" or something, as if it would damage my mental image of them in some autistic way.
This is 100% broscience but I strongly believe you shouldn't do it to girls in your class/school because it puts them on a pedestal and makes it harder for you to approach them or act naturally around them.
Nah it puts them off the pedestal because you mentally already had sex with them, so the stakes are lower.
I agree with you, it has that effect on me
Didn't matter because I was the smelly quiet kid back then, had zero chance with them anyways lmao
it's over Black person
I used to create my own porn in paint back on windows 95. Wasn’t the best but I had good imagination.
I used to jerk off looking at the teletext graphics
until you accidentally sit on the remote and cum to the bamboozle guy
As a teen I would 1x day to Facebook images of my female classmates
There were actually laws against it in Medieval times.
I remember watching she's all that and having a gnawing feeling of wanting to frick after watching Rachel Leigh Cook in a swimsuit
"look at the bobos on freakazoid over there"
Those breasts were sublime
Daily. TV commercials for fitness gear always fricking got me. Those belts that jiggled were the best but most did the trick. If all else failed MTV was a good choice.
One time my mom was talking about fitness with a friend and then she said "Oh, anon, you always watch those commercials, you must know a lot about this". Based mom def knew kek.
>currently 31 born in 1991
>didn't jerk off for first time until i was like 22 in the mid 2010s
>missed all the catalog/scrambled cinemax/other relatable masturbation methods of late 90s-mid2000s
>didn't jerk off for the first time until i was like 22
How? I first jerk offd at 15 and I thought that was pretty late
i dont even know man. maybe i was asexual. i never watched porn, never had sex, never had a gf or anything like that in addition to never jerking off. didnt even do any of this in college
now im 31 still a kissless virgin. it might just be my lifelong social isolation and misery. but now i jerk off regularly like a few times a week and only watch solo stuff probably since i cant relate to any bog/girl videos.
For me it was somewhere between 10 and 11
I'm a coomer at heart, and will forever be one
>maybe i was asexual
I thought so too but the only way I could maintain being "asexual" and keep paying attention in school was by literally busting fat loads every single night hours before school started
>fapping to the thought of being the king of your school and f*cking all your attractive female classmates and teachers
i miss being a teenager sometimes
For me it was fapping to the idea of fricking my English teacher. The only tall redhead that I liked. Red hair women repulse me IRL
Oh man my middle school math teacher had a great ass. One day she wore a tight dress and stood in front of the class bent over with her elbows on the table. She even rocked back and forth slowly, so that her fat ass would sometimes touch the blackboard behind her.
Many nuts were busted to the thought of ripping her dress of right then and there
So dod the English teacher. Though to be fair she never really showed it off as much as yours did
Another boomer here. If I needed fap material I looked at the swimsuit and lingerie section in fashion catalogues. At night many TV channels ran hour long ads for phone sex hotlines where you could see plenty of breasts and there were always a few channels that played "erotic" films. Later, many of the PC magazines had softcore porn in them.
All these young bloods will never know the joys of finding hedge porn
what the hell is hedge porn? hedgehogs? What did you mean by this?
porn mag someone tossed into the hedge.
Shit was like winning a lottery
oooohhhh,nice,yeah the first video I found was from an old dvd I took out my dad's cabinet out of curiousity,it was a holiday,and he had went out to run some errands so I had the entire house to myself,I was so stiff and aroused upon seeing this for the first time I'm sure I spent that entire day jacking off,good times.
I grew up in the countryside and every-so-often there'd be a porn mag in a hedge, always with stuck together pages (my young brain didn't realise why).
Dudes used to buy mags, jack off, then toss the evidence.
Finding one of them was the jackpot
Porn used to grow in the wild but now all porn is manufactured. You could literally find a bush sometimes if you were lucky.
Alot. But porn was so scarce id get a raging boner reading the synopsis for leisure suit larry games
39 here. I jerk off just as much. Guess I'm a wanker.
>>>/b/
Honestly we'll probably never know. People before the 70's didn't admit to or document this shit because it was (rightfully) shameful and taboo. It's only after certain... coincidences... starting happening in the 60's that people started openly claiming that porn and masturbation is good. We'll never get boomers to admit to what really went on in the 50s and earlier, and it isn't documented anywhere on paper by sources from back then.
I'm sure in 50 years Certain People will be claiming that masturbation was always widely commonplace, which we know isn't true, because there's no hard evidence to the contrary. Like they did by trying to tarnish the Ancient Greeks as homos.
~~*Kinsey*~~ did that study that said grandma jerk offd every night and the nation went insane.
>mfw my wife had a body like this when we were younger and I wasn't interested in banging her for months sometimes because I was so low T.
Biggest regret of my life.
I'm 34. I remember distinctively pre and post internet mastberation. When I was young (5th grade) I stayed up one night and came after watching HBO after dark. I jerked it maybe once a week. After we got the internet, it was every single night. Somedays it was 3-4 times a day.
Does anyone else have memories of the consistency of their gunk being different before we all started beating it daily?
I swear to god it used to be thick like elmers glue, now its runnier like melted ice cream.
When I used to wack off as a teenager sometimes it was like chunky glue but I’m pretty sure that was just puberty being weird. I never save up enough to blast the true potential because I jack off every day but it prob takes about a few days to really build up and a week to shoot rockets. But cus I wack is every day it’s random whether it shoots or not idk why
mine used to be bubbly and had a certain metallic smell to it,now it's like the melted icecream as you said. I have to edge for a long time to get the same effect in terms of orgasm as well.
I dunno man, I've been on all ranges of the coomer spectrum, it's always been the same.
Once I got a telephone line in my room and could dial-up with my laptop it was over. Finding Lilly Thai and Cytheria Squirt locked in the coomer rot. It took forever for a five minute clip to load and I think my record was 17 times in the three hours getting a Lilly vid to load in yahoo video search.
I used to collect pictures and short videos obsessively because it felt like it was such a pain in the ass to get them. I also had a computer and dial up way earlier than most people since my family were into that shit since the C64, so I knew I always got my hands on something that most people didn't really have access to. Later, when porn was easily accessible I didn't really care much anymore.
Richard Jeni had a great bit abou the wait.
>Nice hair
>Good forehead
>Pretty eyes
>Elegant neck
>Magnificent breasts
>Lean tummy
>Come on you b***h load I’m almost there
>That is a massive penis, BACK BUTTON BACK BUTTON
>Whelp maybe the next hour will be productive
I was born in 1991, and didn't have my own computer until I was 17 or 18. So for most of my teens I was beating it either to my imagination or random pictures of hot clothed women I found in magazines/the newspaper. Still managed to knock one out pretty much daily, sometimes multiple times per day. Once I had a computer of my own I never found that I became more addicted to jerking off, or that I developed a bunch of weird fetishes. Aside from some long periods of nofap, I still jerk off maybe once every 3-10 days, and usually to vanilla content that's tamer than oldschool Playboy.
35 year old married dude
I use to beat off once a night
Wife doesnt put out all the time and she wants sex when I'm half asleep so I don't get laid often.
I haven't beat off....in a week? Feel great.
I wanna beat off now.
After years of experimenting with nofap, and sometimes basically living like a month for months on end, the most I can really say for it at this point is "sometimes if you go a week without coming, it feels really good the next time". But that's about it as far as the so-called superpowers go.
>Wife doesnt put out all the time and she wants sex when I'm half asleep so I don't get laid often.
This ended up being the reason why I cheated on my last LTR, but mine didn't even tell me that she wanted sex when I was usually already sleeping until I was already too frustrated to put up with it anymore.
I love my wife everyday of the week but it's just hard to find times where we're both horny
She wants it 11 o clock at night after I worked a 12 hour shift or while I am asleep
I want it every other time.
Guess you could always try seducing her in a way that gets her in the mood even when it's not her usual time to be horny. Maybe something a bit relaxing like a massage or a shower or bath. My ex used to complain that when I was horny and tried to get her to have sex I would just get physical too quickly rather than get her in the right mood.
Every day. Before people had internet on their phones, construction sites and warehouses etc used to have a stack of porno mags in the bathroom.
Me and a few friends found a porno mag at the local cricket ground once, it was the first time id seen women spreading open their pussys. My friend grabbed it kept it in a metal lock box along with some titty playing cards. We used to hang out there on weekends looking at them.
Well, you could buy porn on tv, walk into a physical video store and buy/rent it, or you could jack it to lingerie/playboy type magazines. If you wanted it, you could get it, it was just a little more difficult and would usually cost you.