How much do I have to lift in order to get top shelf pussy?

How much do I have to lift in order to get top shelf pussy?

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  1. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    only HWD satisfies women like this

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      [...]

      practically none unless you have a HWD
      >picrel

      based

  2. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >top shelf
    ah yes, we all know that groceries are bought with muscle mass and PRs

  3. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    pay her 30k $ for everytime you frick her pussy

  4. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    You have to be able to lift yourself up to 6'4" at least.

  5. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    practically none unless you have a HWD
    >picrel

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >that
      >top shelf pussy

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        eh fair, she's still way hotter than him, and he looks like he hasn't lifted anything a t all.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous
    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >checks poster count
      seethe more shitskin

  6. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    About 275000 pounds or whatever your mega yacht weighs.

    You don't have a mega yacht? they do

  7. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    you only need to lift yourself out of poverty homie lmao

  8. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    Bro do you just browse IST all day to push the HWD meme? Did the 'built for BBC' meme really hurt you that much?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      KWAB

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      sftu oriental

  9. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Big breasts >>>>> being lean

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Wrong

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      True

  10. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I unironically think that, assuming you're not a 4/10 or less face/body wise, getting "top shelf pussy" as you call it has more to do with attitude and charisma than anything else.

  11. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Top shelf pussy
    >It has been coomed inside countless times
    Only top shelf pussy is the untouched one

  12. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I feel nothing looking at this

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      The coom rotted your sex drive my brother

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        It's over then, I too feel nothing

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Download that webm, don't touch your peepee for two weeks and then come back. You will have the biggest coom of your live to that webm.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      It's over then, I too feel nothing

      3 day on nofap and noporn (like really noporn, even soft, no dirty gifs etc) and you will be good.

  13. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    None. You need money. Lots and lots of money.

  14. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    having a HWD really helps

  15. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >another schizo autist who crossposts between /adv/ and IST
    Many such cases, always the worst posters on either board and maybe even on this whole site.

  16. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    5 maxxed roth 401ks, 3 houses, and 1,000,000 liquid.

  17. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    SEX SEX SEX!!!!!!!!!

  18. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Be rich

  19. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Liftinh wont do nothing, besides maybe give you more confidence to approach women

  20. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Nothing. Be handsome, rich, or both

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >white micro dick
      There's a reason he had to change his acronym, anon...

  21. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >How many holes do I have to dig to find water fowl?

    Try actually talking to a woman.

  22. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I've this WebM posted several times.

    It never loads for me...

  23. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >top shelf pussy
    p
    You gotta be 6ft+ to reach the top shelf.

  24. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    In order to earn the top shelf, lift until you're also top shelf. Work on your personality, engage in healthy social activities, and exercise until you're as sculpted as you want to be.

  25. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I think like €70 euros if you find some nice hohol women in Poland right now

  26. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    you need HUMONGOUS MEGA wiener

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