How much fit do you need to be to be able to take on a wolf and win?

How much fit do you need to be to be able to take on a wolf and win?

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  1. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    225 squat and 315 deadlift. Anymore and you’re an insecure homosexual

  2. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    One wolf or a pack of wolves? On what terrain? Cover or no cover? Day or night? Wearing what?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      1 wolf, flat terrain, everyday clothes, no weapon. I'm pretty sure I could take on a single average sized wolf personally

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        You'd need to be giga grug or solid snake tier

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          I'm 6'2 216 currently with lifts close to 2/3/4/5

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            You're fricked. I've been hunting with those things around. You would be fricked. Maybe very small breeds of them but something like a timber wolf you're done for. The best you could do is make it retreat if it's not in the mood to fight. Also they know to go for the balls if your face is blocked.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              Well you're at least going to kill a few before they eat you right. You're not a pussy that's going to let yourself be eaten for free are you?

  3. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    before you decide i think you should watch how easily police dogs stop a Black person in his path

    if a big dog gets a good hold of your arm neck or leg your kinda fricked
    can only try to choke it or poke its eyes out

  4. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    is more about how much pain are you willing to resist, against a single wolf you need to put your arm in his throat until it suffocate, wolves are good at putting and keeping stuff in their mouths but have not any good strategy to keep them out, also this only work with a single wolf, two or more and is over

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      you could do it with two wolves. One arm in each wolf. Then use your wolf arms to punch other wolves.

  5. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    With your bare hands or with a weapon? With a weapon, most men (no, women who get a piece of flesh sewed on their crotch and take hormones are not men) can take on a wolf as long as they actually fight it instead of going into fetal position and screaming. Ever seen a video of what happens to pitbulls when they take on healthy men in their prime instead of kids, women and old people? They get fricking rekt. Now, a wolf is larger and stronger, but not that much. And with a weapon? Yeah, the wolf is fricked.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Got a link? I am constantly having recurring thoughts about getting in a fight with a dog. Like it's my destiny. I need to be prepared for what's coming.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        I can't even find them for frick's sake. Two videos which come to mind are one of a guy who lets his small dogs out and a pitbull comes to tear them to shreds. Pitbull gets body slammed hard. Second is some guy on top of a car with a large stick. A pack of pitbull is trying to get to him and he just conks them on the head one by one. They quickly realize he's not prey.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        I can't even find them for frick's sake. Two videos which come to mind are one of a guy who lets his small dogs out and a pitbull comes to tear them to shreds. Pitbull gets body slammed hard. Second is some guy on top of a car with a large stick. A pack of pitbull is trying to get to him and he just conks them on the head one by one. They quickly realize he's not prey.

        nvm, found the body slam video:

        https://www.youtube.com/shorts/EeXIkheIAmQ

        It's not the full video, but you get the idea. And trust me, the dog did NOT win that fight.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

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        nvm, found the body slam video:

        https://www.youtube.com/shorts/EeXIkheIAmQ

        It's not the full video, but you get the idea. And trust me, the dog did NOT win that fight.

        And now I found the full video. Pitbull gets rekt.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Body slam is a good move.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous
      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Are you black?

  6. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    You have to be Liam Neeson in The Grey mode.

  7. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Three fiddy

  8. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Imagine going out with your bro and fighting off a massive wolf pack. Fricking zerg attack. Anyhow I heard a good story about a guy in the Yuok who managed to club 7 wolves to death with the butt of his gun before they got him.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Jesus, when your dead body is surrounded by 11 wolf corpses welcome to Valhalla friend

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Shot 7 and beat 4 to death before they ate him

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Jesus, when your dead body is surrounded by 11 wolf corpses welcome to Valhalla friend

          https://i.imgur.com/EUWTue1.png

          Imagine going out with your bro and fighting off a massive wolf pack. Fricking zerg attack. Anyhow I heard a good story about a guy in the Yuok who managed to club 7 wolves to death with the butt of his gun before they got him.

          And people think humans are puny. We're only puny when you compare us to things like bears, gorillas and cattle. Most animals are nowhere near that powerful.

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