How not to get old miserably?

  1. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    drink, smoke, roid, do drugs, be in the sun every day, don’t moisturize or have a skin routine, try not to get any sleep

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Look what they did to (our) girl brehs.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Look what they did to our (girl)
        ftfy

  2. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Don’t be white

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Be white, fuck minorities in their countries to make anons like: seethe cuz of your WMD.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        this post is based, right?

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          Very, minorities love WMD, just avoid ones with stds though.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          No bro just very sad and vain

          Put your trust in the Lord and you'll have peace within

          Am not afraid of aging, it will be easier to teach the Word when you are older and people hold your life experience in higher regard

          And at the end of the road is an eternity with my Lord which is why nothing in this life seems too difficult to endure or is able to get on top of me mentally

          Thank you Lord for your guidance

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      morons look like they are 35 at age 17. They wish they were as handsome as Brad when he was 40

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        You are sick in the heart bro to say things like this

        Gotta love one another as Christ commands

        You will find peace within

        Love you bro

  3. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    What happened to her? she was literally playing a child a few years ago and now she looks 35

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      She hit the wall hard that it made it crack open.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        yeah clearly, but how? shes some rich fucking actor who is in the public eye. she might not know better but her gnomish representation should. shes no fucking lindsey lohan, who defined a generation of teen movies so i dont get how she could be out partying this hard

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          she literally has defined herself in a generation
          unfortunately anon Stranger Things is seen as "better" than LiLo ever released.

  4. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Neither neglect your duties nor your fun. Find people you are enjoying being in company with. Work a job you like. Marry young and have more than one children, raise them to be strong and interesting personalities to build a nice and supporting family.
    Be active and keep your body able and in shape.
    Live and let live.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      yeah bro imagine having grandkids and being a loving and loved patriarch that is a very high level of life satisfaction

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Being a father is a hard task and requires a lot of effort and a strong character and frustration tolerance, but I imagine being a grandfather to be the ultimate bonus: Just see the little kids whenver you like (or when their parents need someone to watch over them, but that shouldnt be always the case), just do fun stuff withthem, teach them your wisdom, receive unconditional and honest love.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          dunno my grandfather was an asshole. and when he got old he was mostly just frustrated by his inability to go anywhere, and fought with his children constantly, and then died eventually. life is what you make it, being a grandfather or a father doesnt automatically take you anywhere and in the end youre at the whims of the people around you

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            Yeah of course, anybody can fuck and then its just a matter of luck, wether the children also fuck.
            But I would think it's hard to feel not miserable when you get old alone and everyday becomes just another opportunity to drown your loneliness in wine and self-pity.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      That's not how you age miserably, man.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Sorry, my bad, I read the OP wrong.

  5. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Mositurise and wear SPF

    that's why black don't crack

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >black don't crack
      more like black smoke crack

  6. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Test

  7. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Just don't get old

  8. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    don't get old.

  9. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Aging wizards, how exactly do alcohol and drugs affect aging?
    I live perfectly healthy with a super clean diet, workout 6+ times a week, sleep well, have no stress, get little sun etc.
    BUT I go partying once every week or 2 weeks where I get blackout drunk or take party drugs and smoke a pack of cigarettes.
    I know this has adverse effects, but is this worse than living a mildly unhealthy lifestyle all the time without this binge behavior?
    Right now I'm 26 with perfect skin, no health issues and no signs of any aging.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      once you hit 30 i reckon it'll all come tumbling down. you have youth on your side right now man, just be prepared to change your lifestyle when the time comes and you will still be able to ride the graceful ageing journey

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Bullshit

      once you hit 30 i reckon it'll all come tumbling down. you have youth on your side right now man, just be prepared to change your lifestyle when the time comes and you will still be able to ride the graceful ageing journey

      Its mostly genetics
      For example if you have Ching Chong eyes as a White man and are bald you Will look old.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Alright i dare you to binge every friday until you're 30 and see what happens to you, pussy

  10. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Who the fuck is this, and why do I care?

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Millie Bobby Brown.
      Child actor from Stranger Things

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Ah gotcha

  11. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    i legit can't tell who this is and i have watched every movie ever existed that isn't romance

  12. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Avoid women (nigh impossible for women)
    Live deep in the country or small town
    Manage your finances wisely but dont put money before your principles
    Exercise vigorously
    Keep a few animals around
    Value friendship above all else
    Live each day with the intent to fully participate in the world around you, unashamed of your decisions and actions

    And push all resentment, sloth, and judgement from your mind. These things age a person inside and out faster than you would believe

  13. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I still don't understand how 18 year olds like her and Billie Eilish look like complete shit for their ages.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >18 year olds like her and Billie Eilish
      Holy shit I just looked it up and she is 20 years old, I thought she was almost 30. That lifestyle really is terrible for people.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Bro how the fuck do you look like this at 20?

  14. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    come on she's looking good for 46

  15. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Suicide. 1/12/23 for me.

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