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  1. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Considering the drawn kawaii face and randomness of it all, I'd say it's nothing more than a cute, flirtatious message. The female version of "negging". Only a IST autist would see this as a serious insult. Women don't leave strange men "mean" notes unless they're interested in them.

    If he came back the next day (as a customer) with a charismatic line like "I did 20 pushups this morning for you", the skinny bastard could definitely work her.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I work at a cafe frequented by college women. The unspoken rule is that neither customer nor barista exists outside of the cafe. We can flirt, have a crush, and emotionally connect, but the instant you leave the cafe, I expect you to completely forget about me until the next time we meet. It is the utmost faux pas to indicate that I have been in your thoughts at any time except when we interact here.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        i worked at a cafe in college a decade ago and fricked the girls that flirted with me at the counter. idk what you're even trying to say here

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          You're an oblivious homosexual for not realizing that I'm talking front stage not backstage, I'm talking to a moron who thinks "I did 20 pushups this morning for you" is going to make a 19 year old Asian barista wet, not to you

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Dude I get more girls in a week than you do in 3 years
            [...]
            And what are you? Some homosexual construction worker? I work with my hands too you pussy

            lmao you talk like a gay and act like one too

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              Are you fricking 12 dude? You think gay is an insult? Some of my coolest coworkers are gay

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Don't worry anon, you can be honest with us. IST IS a gay board after all.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                IST is THE gay board. /lgbt/ isn’t even gay anymore, it’s just trans.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                yes being called gay is objectively an insult. you are simply coping if you disagree

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >He is Gay but doesn’t know it
                Also it’s not okay to get fricked in the ass check your ass for parasites

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            You have issues mate no one understands wtf you’re talking about

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          You fricked them at the counter?

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            lol no they'd come in and sit at the side counter. we'd flirt while i worked and lead to more. one time even a girl left while cafe was busy and didn't get the chance to ask so i just searched for her on social media and messaged her like a creep and it worked lol. she ribbed me a little about it but still fricked. they dgaf, college kids want sex there's no weird chastity rules. idk if i'd try that social stalking one on just anyone tho, but i could tell she really wanted it and she was very pretty so horny enough to go for it

            How to be less awkward when interacting with workers such as baristas or waiters/waitresses?

            how are you awkward?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >It is the utmost faux pas to indicate that I have been in your thoughts
        gayest thing i've read on here today and i saw quite a few dick pics

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Dude I get more girls in a week than you do in 3 years

          Kek you make coffee you uppity Black person

          And what are you? Some homosexual construction worker? I work with my hands too you pussy

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Kek you make coffee you uppity Black person

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        You are a schizo making this up. Any and every male I have ever met jumps at the chance to get any sort of pussy anywhere.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >a man using the term 'emotionally connect' anywhere in a sentence when referring to a female
        >that same 'man' goes on to claim that he fricks multiple women week to week

        Gayest LARP I've seen in years

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Dude when I worked at a bank the rule was no intimate relationships amongst coworkers. Yet everybody was fricking each other like rabbits. Sometimes in the parking lot after shifts. One of our tellers had to get transferred to a different branch because she got knocked up by one of the bankers (now married).

        Nobody follows Corporate rules lol.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        imagining the guy who'd write this weird poetic fantasy where he's having to brush off women and their "faux pas" of daydreaming about him. what no pussy does to a mf...

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          I can see that you've never read poetry. Carry on...

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            what a gay post

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        This one time I fricked a customer when I worked at Starbucks. Then I gaslit one into thinking I was single however I just was economical with the truth and she was hyper thirsty for me.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        like fightclub but 1000% more gay and millennial.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Go make me a coffee, sperg

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        You're an oblivious homosexual for not realizing that I'm talking front stage not backstage, I'm talking to a moron who thinks "I did 20 pushups this morning for you" is going to make a 19 year old Asian barista wet, not to you

        Imagine trying to converse with people on a Singaporean satellite monitoring forum where people see the most inane shit constantly and even they have no clue what you are even trying to say

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        how do i acquire this power?

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          no pussy to failure

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      yeah obviously looks playful. that redditor is autistic

  2. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    cute asian gril wants the gooch

  3. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Could be that OP is somewhat fit already

  4. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >asian girl
    JBW

  5. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    How to be less awkward when interacting with workers such as baristas or waiters/waitresses?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I hate to be "that guy" but not fapping to pixels on the internet every week helps with connecting to real life women.

  6. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    i have had sex with over 100 women in my lifetime. i am 27 years old.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I am 25 and I am KHHV.

  7. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    great thread. that homosexual has me laffin again this morning

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