How tf does someone samhydemax ?

How tf does someone “samhydemax” ?

  1. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    When you scare women with your appearance

  2. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Be as grotesque as you possibly can, essentially ogremaxx. Scare both men and women with your presence, don't filter your thoughts etc.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      of course sam hyde would choose the patterned fairtex gloves

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      he's so greasy. Imagine trying to catch him on a campus or something. He's too slimy to be held, like a fish, tasers dont do anything to him and nothing short of multiple hits with a rifle would stop this man. Absolute menace. He cant keep getting away with it.

  3. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    unfortunately you need specific genetics to hydemax, your legs and arms cant be that long, they have to be manlet like in proportion

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      https://i.imgur.com/xC4lEOr.jpg

      Be as grotesque as you possibly can, essentially ogremaxx. Scare both men and women with your presence, don't filter your thoughts etc.

      >6 foot 3
      >but the arms of someone who is 5 foot 3

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Jarvis, bring up the perspective drawings for showing how much of a manlet Sam (+ his crew) are

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Not at all. In order to hydemax you need to start out as a dyel lanklet, then start drinking gallons of milk a day.

  4. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    He tells you

  5. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    creditmaxx

  6. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Diet of protein & carbs
    Strength training no cardio (also no legs)
    Pick up smoking, stop grooming yourself
    One shower a week max

  7. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    fuck a chud

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      You wanna get antagonistic?

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        yes

  8. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Assuming this isn't edited, he has an HGH gut and curlbro arms. There is absolutely no delts, traps, and his pecs resemble a 400lb lard who finally put the fucking fork down

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >assuming this isn't edited
      He looks cell shaded you retard

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Thanks, I couldn't tell.

  9. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Fuck you sam, stop making threads about yourself on IST and go get charls on world peace 2

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      dont worry i will im just working on making the red pills even more potent

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        You’re not Sam you fucking moron chud

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        > red pills
        > taking canonical moron-offered meds

  10. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Lift and never shower

  11. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    You have to be a 38year old whose dreams of being a comedian were dashed by shitposting too hard irl and getting your show canceled, but then somehow you bought bitcoin totally not to buy drugs and then it went to 20k and you were rich

  12. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Dbol is the secret.

  13. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    look as close to a rapist as possible, hide in bushes in the park before working out to get in the right mindset and stare with intensity at any female close to you while lifting. If possible do it uncomfortably close to them as well. hip trusts are excellent for this. If there is no female just pick the smallest guy at the gym and imagine raping him.

  14. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    edgy nobody that has been desperately trying to go viral for a decade that gassed out in the first round trying to fight a violinist.

  15. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Imo i feel he started shilling way too much.
    The Nick streams are kino tho ngl

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      first stream I saw of Sam was him complaining about how he doesn't have enough money and him being freaked out by being replaced by AI art, so now I only watch Nick

  16. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I was surprised I didn't know he was such a fucking unit.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Wtf is that really him? I’ve never seen any of his videos I just know the memes but that’s legitimately one of the most coordinated punches I’ve ever seen from an influencer or celebrity

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >impressed by a straight right
        Lmao

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >Tell me you've never boxed without telling me you've never boxed

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            He just put all his weight into it and charged. Other guy had his guard down and was slow to get it up, Sams colossal whale weight broke right through the weak guard.
            Anyone with agility would have been able to dodge and counter.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        That was when he fought some tik toker at the YT boxing event last year. He did it to gain Hasanabi's attention, Despite the match being pretty slow-paced, Sam got some good shots off and won TKO in R3. He can punch well but he just needs more stamina.

        • 4 weeks ago
          sage

          >tfw sam was cucked by idubbz even after buying tickets

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            t. hasan

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        He's been boxing casually for years, the violin guy only trained for a few months.

        That was when he fought some tik toker at the YT boxing event last year. He did it to gain Hasanabi's attention, Despite the match being pretty slow-paced, Sam got some good shots off and won TKO in R3. He can punch well but he just needs more stamina.

        The Hasan fight will never happen.

  17. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    You need to dunning-kruger yourself into thinking you're 200IQ and the reason you're failing is society and not your own actions.

  18. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Ayo, is that Jujimufu?

  19. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    keto I think, talking about that phyzeek specificaly

  20. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    u need 1950s men level of testosterone for starters

  21. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Take way too much testosterone and aromatize it all to estrogen.

  22. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    isnt this the guy that killed all those people in that mall in france?

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